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My roommate smells like fritos too.
A real hero!
Is it also because of bacteria? Or is he just covered in fritos?
What? No more Captain Jack Sparrow?
Found the amoeba.
Clickbait? Sounds like something you'd get from political websites.
My Fritos smell like paws.
Dafuq is baby shower?
A man on the toilet scrolled onto a post dedicated to the Facebook account Stop Clickbait. What he said next will amaze you.
Is he a dog?
This is some heroic journalism or whatever this is. Stop clickbait.
People with dogs
A couple of these were just general titles
are you pawsitive?
So does that mean that Fritos are really just made of bacteria orrrrr????
It's a stupid tradition catching on more and more. A lame party before baby is born to give presents and attention.
I shih tzu not
Who is Keith urban
theres one movie id love to see, saw meets the fockers 11
Is anyone actually dumb enough to get sucked in by these “you won’t believe what happened next” trash posts?????
It's hard to believe that the Olive Garden is anyone's favorite restaurant.
tbf, I'd see it more likely they stop PotC entirely than kick Depp out and continue the series.
A normal news headline would be "Man dies trying to take selfie with bear."
I do. Not on purpose, but I can smell them when I cuddle him.
calling it 'disgusting' that an ancient civilisation used a comb for sanitary purposes seems a bit ignorant, fuck that headline
I mean... Sometimes when I'm holding my cat like a baby, she'll press her paws against my face. Kinda forced to smell them... Cats are weird
Actors put more butts in seats than directors. Plus they can ditch a political liability so govt doesn't pull a antitrust suit out.
Doing gods work
Cats are weird? You're the one holding it 'like a baby' XD
Is that a direct quote, or are you paraphrasing?
Who doesn't cradle cats? Lol I think it's a pretty normal way to hold a small animal
i always support stockclickbait
Oh, boy! A comb that looks exactly like a lice comb was used for combing lice! How newsworthy and ... disgusting? What?
My mom... All the time.
I was hoping the votes for this gif balanced :(
Agreed, but it's from "allthatsinteresting.com" which probably has the readership of a mattress warning label.
The twin brother of Kevin Rural
There's a special place in hell for all the people who take advantage of, perpetuate, and profit off guilelessness and ignorance
If you use the free malwarebytes addon for firefox and chrome it warns you of click-bait websites and also blocks adds ect.
Some of them Iaren't really clickbait though. "Why do papercuts hurt so much?" appropriately describes what you'll find in the article.
omg, I read that in his voice, lol
It's not bacteria!! It's Malassezia Pachydermatitis yeast!!
I ain't clicking this fucking comment chain, Satan.
Saved me 21 clicks.
"Why do paper cuts hurt so much?" Doesn't actually sound clickbait-y.
Sometimes, I smell like Fritos, but i also work for the company and handle them often.
I have lots of dogs and I don't do this.
Yeah like my 60 pound puppy.
Saved me 21 clicks
WHO'S SWALLOWING PEN CAPS????
He says "neat." There, I saved you zero clicks
Some of these are "clickbait" some are summaries of the explanation you wouldn't reasonably expect to be in the title.
Who's gonna steal that one?
It's reasonable to have an article about papercut pain where you don't have to give the counter-intuitive explanation for the title.
To me, clickbait is when a title is particularly misleading (by omission) on how interesting or relevant a story is.
No Jack Sparrow no movie
but why is it even an article? It's so far from newsworthy it could even be broadcast on fox
Me! That's who.
There's a subreddit reddit.com/r/savedyouaclick which has more of the same!
I used to follow ATI in the past. But at one moment, don’t know when , they become shitty baitclic website. I am not a follower anymore.
Toddlers, and other stupid people
They should stop anyway. I don't care about Depp but every even numbered PotC was shit and every odd numbered one had a great ending.
Which came first, the fritos or the bacteria. That is the question. Tbh I think its both
I shamelessly admit I liked them all, but if Depp does not get arrested I will still ... obtain the newest one.
I liked them too but the fifth (and even the third) ended the series so well I don't think a sequel is necessary. Anyway, if they do make >
one (and it still has Jack Sparrow, that's basically the whole point of PotC at this point) see you on the seven seas, pirate.
Or is he.. a frito...?
You actually cost me one click. I had to upvote this comment
Fuck all of those headlines tbh
The 'stop clickbait' is becoming spam.
Heh, Same over here
dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Wait what did he do?
I'm not entirely sure I do not keep up with these things but I heard something about beating his wife I think.
And 15 redirects
Who in the hell would smell a dogs paws?
Actually, he cost me 4 more clicks. I upvoted him, I opened your reply, I had to upvote you, I have to tell everyone what I did.
So... Keith Urban don't like credit cards either.
That's the point of clickbait. Get you interested and talking about it. Period.
Isn't a better way to stop clickbait to completely ignore it instead of dragging it over here to imgur?
If these are links on Facebook, just read the comments. There's always a stop clickbait comment in there.
i do after i let my dogs out to take a shit, just to make sure they didn't step in it and track it back inside
that's so meta
dog owners that don't want them tracking shit back inside the house
Do this one weird trick to stop clickbait! Don't click it.
But her cello wasn't too big.
Originally, a gathering to gift (“shower”) a new mom with practical baby items and eat cake etc. Many also do crappy games like “guess her ~
My guess is that they are the type of people who say "i-tal-yin" instead of "Italian" w/ fingers together like a normal person.
circumference” and baby-themed everything like poop-looking chocolate pudding.
Pirates are up to 6 movies??How/When??
Some dogs have a habit of putting them on your face.
That bit about not needing warm water for the laundry is very misleading. While modern detergent is very effective at removing... (1/2)
- removing stains at any temp, it still doesn't disinfect nearly as well as hot water. Just because your cold-washed clothes *look* clean...
Oh my gosh. This is awesome. I’ve never seen this one before.
Yeah, there was nothing wrong with the papercut one.
plot twist: the fritos are bacteria-flavored
XD XD XD HAHA THAT SURE IS A FUNNY ONE BROTHER
wait just a minute
Keith Urban was born with a surprisingly cool name.
Clickbait sites hate him. Find out why.
This was I!
He spoils the end of the Clickbait chain (ruining ad revenue for the site).
Same with cracked. Used to be full of interesting articles and facts. Now it is 100% clickbait garbage.
I read these from the bottom up
I used to love I fucking love science. As soon as they monetized it turned into clickbatey crap
How is Keith Urban short on cash? My guess is maby he didn’t bring enough money from gringotts.
It's another term for bukakke
Anyone else bothered by the detergent one? It didn’t tell us why we shouldn’t wash our clothes in warm water...or am I missing something?
BEST username @JimyDickgun
Definitely not the new name
Real name I mean
At this point, I think click bait just means really annoying headline, like anything with "mind blowing", "this proves" or "ąwesome"
I think I laughed the hardest at Chicago.
dam is that a bot or some superhero with a lot of free time ? Or many people ?
The lords work.
Dogs sometimes get yeast infections in their paws. You only have to be nearby to smell it.
probably because it draws the explanation out over multiple clicks before you can get to the answer
But... we've all read those.
Click here to find out why he does it!
My Fritos smell like bacteria.
I think Depp won’t be in the next one or barely will just because he doesn’t want to. Orlando bloom and Kiera knightly already quit and ->
You won't believe the response to this comment! When I read it I had a nervous breakdown and the sun exploded.
If you saw the 5th one, they introduced a new protagonist. Not to mention the 5th movie was introduced as “Captain Sparrows last adventure”
I don’t think he will be in the 6th, or he’ll have 30 seconds in the movie like Kiera K or Orlando bloom did. Plus the 5th introduced a ->
New protagonist, and the previews called it “jack sparrows last adventure.”
Haha that was my thought too.
Tbh I’ve clicked one before. Like even tho I know the answer will be dumb it’s like “where are they going with this”
Isn't that a thing we do nowadays? Even by clickbait standards that's just dumb
It's nice someone takes up the fight against clickbait.. but I feel like No Clickbait is just promoting articles that most people would 1/2
just scroll over... therefore, I believe they are actually creating more clickbait articles. 2/2
The 5th movie was already set up to remove jack sparrow from the story, I doubt they’ll stop making them.
And we've all had thoughts of letting our inner rebel out and cutting it off.
Plus you can buy combs specifically for head lice at pharmacies. They're not disgusting, they're necessary and they were smart to use them.
Would anyone watch a pirates movie without Captain Jack Sparrow?
IFLScience used to be really great, but then they got deep into clickbait and I just can't be bothered with them any more.
If I had his job, I would have been extremely passive-aggressive about it by now. Some clickbait out there is just advanced stupidity.
Does Keith urban not have a fucking debit card what a tool
Isn't the point just to get you to click on pages inundated with advertisements so they can get ad money? They're not trying to spark (1/2)
Yeah if anything I found it impressive that they had such a simple but effective solution!
discussions, or thought for that matter. (2/2)
yeah. Humans still get lice so either combing or washing our hair is disgusting now apparently lol
right? That is some damn neat craftsmanship
Im not saying Depp is a good person, but that was the most obvious money grabbing allegation. After she got paid off she dropped all charges
Of most recent scandals, the Depp one is among the best documented. At the very least he's bordering on abusive in the video.
This actually happened right down the street - Ruth (the lady) was just overwhelmed it was Keith Urban and the bodyguard took the pic.
"An infinite amount of time" is like saying that tan(90°) is infinity. They're both *undefined.* Big difference.
Not *literally* difference, but yeah :P
I'll admit it's been a while since I saw it but how was it set up to remove him o_O
Boils down to money every time. The romantics think it's about thought or discussion. I'd pay to be so naive again. Oh wait.
I'm still clicking these. Who's going to cover my costs, huh??
I'm confused on how modern detergent is just as efficient as warm water? Are there really people who just use warm water with no soap?
The Universal question is a fail. If one says from one 'end' to another that automatically implies there is one and therefore calcuable.
That one is so weird. Sure I could use detergent and cold water, but the warm water kills any bacteria, so I def want that.
Warm water doesn't kill bacteria in washing machines. Only bleach or very hot water will do that.
But warm plus detergent though.
Not all heroes wear capes. Also, theae guys have a youtube channel dedicated to youtube clickbat
I agree, a few are just...articles. But maybe the click bait part is that you have to click thru 17 pages for one story. I hate that.
Ancient civilizations groomed themselves? Groooooss!
I did and my dad beat me with a set of jumper cables..
Ten things you knew were clickbait but will surprise you.
Haha I remember when that opened. There are much better restaurants in GF/EGF than Olive Garden. I don’t get the hype of that place.
1 propably not... its disney they keep making star wars movies with carrie fischer
I doubt the average male has practice with painting nails.
You're doing God's work.
You'll never guess why Fritos smell like dog feet!
doing gods work here
didn't we all?
i read something cool today and it literally had more then 17 pages and you could only go forwards one at a time and i don't even know 1/2
how many pages were there when it could all be summed up in one page.
20 pages that you have to go through one at a time that have barely anything to do with it then the answer is in one sentence on last page
young kids with stupid parents that give them small stuff and don't tell them not to eat it or watch them. Also people ate tide pods so...
If the explanation is over 5-10 words long, it's not clickbait anymore.
I'd steal it, but I left my Meme-Steal-Inator at home.
Movie was billed as “Jack sparrows last adventure”, and the story centered around a new protagonist.
Damn, you made me do it.
She can't have a babyshower with her friends but she can get anything she needs? Is that actually the main reason people have babyshowers?
My wife say I-tal-yin. Olive Garden is one of her favorite restaurants.
Why do Fritos smell like Fritos?
so "bordering on abusive" is now worth 50 million dollars? Please sign me the fuck up for that """"""treatment""""""
Yup. And there's tons of evidene she was rampantly cheating on him and was just a piece of shit. See Stanhope's interviews about it.
that whole 'article' is just cringey. I know it's for a good cause or whatever, but it just seems so half-assed and kinda creepy.
How would you like a 22 slide article where the first 21 slides are like "Everyone deals with paper" and "We all know paper beats rock!"
ditched them years ago. I'm a biochemist and loved to hear fun new science discoveries... then it was "these superfoods will cure you!"
Top 10 tasers! Number 5 will SHOCK you!
Yeah they’re awful. But once in awhile I just gotta know.
Because he's fed up with shitty click bait sites.
Mayor Rahm Emmanual is definitely the biggest rat in Chicago. All the other vermin flee from the stench of him.
I saw one about something really cool and it was just like that, it had like 3 sentences per page and i went through like 9 before i gave up