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But enough about your mom, what's with the octopus?
I do too but for a different reason
I’ve seen enough hentai...
She is beautiful
I always rate Cephalopods. 55/8, would give her a ton of cookies. A literal ton. @Wetlist tag wet
Have you ever been so angry that you squirted all the water out of your tank and suffocated yourself?
Star Vs. the Forces of Evil.
Yeah show us your wet octopussy...
Cool trick mine just stops talking to me when it’s angry
So did my ex
Your turtle is broke.
Ive read about this creature in a HP Lovecraft book
put it back in the water?
I've seen enough Zone flash animations to know where this is going...
Relax, Kevin, it's a female.
Is Yogurt smart?
Bring goggles oy she’s a squirter
is that like the Evil Dead?
Now do something to make her happy
I know octopuses are smart, so she knows she cant escape. Do why is she doing it? Out of stress? Or is she pissed off?
uhhhh no, but i kinda wish it was now.
I get angry when I don't squirt.
The name Yoghurt is absolute classic. Love it. And she's a beauty!
Same here, sadly.
Bout time you made a female squirt. Welcome to adulthood....men's league edition
WHAT YOU actually named her Yoghurt!?! o: I'm so proud. Yoghurt shall be the best GPO. I hope you take good care of her. c:
So does your mom.
Tiny Octopus thanks you for the tag. This is amazing.
It's pee. Hate to burst your bubble. Scientific study shows it's piss. lol
Mine squirts when she is happy. Like...really happy.
Does it actually mean to squirt though? I imagine it actually tries to "swim" away, not realising it's in a box.
It tries to escape, why do you keep it in a box?
Just in there to be weighed by the sounds of things, and guessing usually kept in a much nicer place :)
@OP does letting her spray half a gallon of water out of her tank not screw up the measurements?
Like my missus
HER NAME IS YOGHURT
@quagma look at Yoghurt! She is so purty
It's like if they let Mable from Gravity Falls create her own show.
Octo use water gun, but it's not very effective
We got a squirter.
having never watched gravity falls, that was still my first impression of the show when i first saw its commercial
Am I relevant?
Davy Jones sister.
That is a bloody great way of describing it.
Fun fact: the show was originally pitched as Star being delusional and believing her boring reality was actually a magical girl fantasy. 1/
Then someone said "What if that fantasy was actually real and she DID come from the kingdom of Mewni?" and the writer loved it. 2/2
I love how smart they are & they have their own personalities...glad she’s healthy
They are summoned.
Mine squirts when she’s happy
A N G E R Y C T H U L H U
SHOW US MORE YOGHURT!
gorgeous, would try to pet, 10/10
Make it squirt, it will start talking again.unless you enjoy the quiet.
Already here lol! :D
Watch the one where he's playing Kaitlyn...
Is she smart enough to know that you now have to re-zero the scale?
Squidward used watergun, it's super effective
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They have nox. They are so cool
Octopi require special tanks if you're gonna keep them as pets. I know someone whose roommate kept an octopus 1/2
in a regular fish tank and it kept escaping until one day it died.
Anyone who would keep a fucking giant octopus in a regular fish tank is an asshole and too stupid to think, "Hmm, maybe this 1/2
tank's too small"
I know octopuses use the jetting to move quickly IIRC
I think they use jetting to swim away, the water pushes them forward
Mine used to turn red and grow spikes.
How big a tank do you keep yogurt in?
Apparently it started life as a webcomic. And not an entirely child-friendly webcomic.
Does she enjoy being petted?
Still loving the things.