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PETA would only euthanize Pikachu.
"I threw a rat at a god." I love that line for some reason.
Well...I mean Ho-oh is flying type, right? And Pikachu's electricity attacks would be super effective on him.
And he still got his ass kicked.
Your forgetting Pikachu gets a level reset with every new season. Ash might have just been throwing a level 20 mouse at a 70 pheonix.
And firebomb the Pokèclinic
Go rattata, use tackle!
If it's at the beginning of a season, the animation quality tells me it's in a movie where Pikachu is always basically level 9,000+.
Level 9,000+ rat is still just a rat.
And a level 70 bird is still just a bird.
That's what abortions are on a basic level.
Boom. Knowledge son. Too bad knowledge isn't power in the Pokemon TV universe.
I think you're on the wrong comment chain there. Or a are a huge fan of non-sequiturs.
Pikachu is like Batman of some sorts. Underdog most of the times, Always a Catch Phrase, Writer's Pet.
Well yeah. But a really BIG bird.
I'm curious about what happened to get Ash into a battle with Ho-Oh.
A major level difference can still lead to a pretty bad beatdown.
someone should euthanize whoever cropped this post, holy hell.
Good the world has enough rats, all hail bulbasaur
And also like a divine big bird.
I think they were going for the fetus is the rat and the god is well... God. Bit of a stretch for an edgy joke.
Think a level 70 infantry marine vs a level 70 sky fortress straight out of scifi that controls reality.
Fuck PETA. PETA is the worst fucking "charity", aka a killing center that wants Fame and money. Fuck PETA and every bad thing they've done
yeaahhhhh but I mean pikachu would still get smacked
Now if Brock had used an Onyx that might have done a bit more
Give it time.
So the mayor deities are arceus,dialgia,palkia and darkrai?
That's not even close to true. It increases levels as a normal level up would. What it doesn't increase is EV, which affects your stats.
I wished some had thrown something at whoever cropped this.
Give that bitch a light ball, bitches love light balls
It's a matter of power. You can't put out a volcano with a hose for example
Maybe you could crop this screen, nah ?
There's quite a few now, Ho-oh and those you mentioned are some of them.
How pissed off and crazy is the marine? That's like another +50 levels with those buffs.
Maybe Ash and Ho-oh looked at each other, their eyes met... FIGHT!
They show that in one of the early episodes where Squirtle gets his ass handed to him by a Graveller despite the type disadvantage
I love shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear!
An absolute unit
Dang, we've seen the whole spectrum of how to screenshot things this week...
Arceus is the main 'god', Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina are the creation trio, with numerous other groups who I'd say are the lesser 'gods'
something something Ash's water type lost to a fire type in the X/Y anime because fuck you
In the first gen (likely current gen too) rare candy gave lower stat boost, than normal leveling.
Did.. did Pikachu just talk...
Accurate depiction of steroid abuse, tail didn't grow.
I am uncomfortable
The ideal male body.
I've seen that comic
That was however, easily compensated in the First Gen by also stuffing your 'Mon so full steroids (Iron, etc). 10 of each, then Rare Candy.
Have you ever watched pokemon? Ash literally shits on concepts of power and proven tactics on the reg
Ho-oh has a huge special defense stat. Even light ball Pikachu doesnt ever ohko ho-oh. While ho-oh will ohko pikachu Everytime.
*In reaction, PETA promptly euthanizes pikachu for no discernible reason*
Given some of the shit both Pikachu and Ash have pulled, I'd say Doomguy/Doom Slayer pissed.
While I, for one, do enjoy non-sequiturs, I think that person just failed to make their point clear. I hope anyhow.
Terrible fucking cropping.
Pika-swole used Tackle. It's super effective!
This one was really special though
Well I mean, he sees Ho-Oh on his first day as a trainer, it's basically his white whale I guess
With like fire powers and shit
When you think about it. Ash is pretty fucking douchey, and an idiot, but you know. Plot..
You may not like it, but this is what performance looks like
Someone call photoshop on this dumbass uncropped picture
What is actually happening here?
Oh my shit that’s terrifying.
How did you anti PETA Bots end up here now?
At one of the seasons first episode where Ash lands in a new country Pickachu gets his ass handed to him by a starter pokemon because he
couldn't do a electric attack at the time anymore
Also regardless of stats the attacking pokemon's level is a variable in the damage formula so increasing it will affect final move damage.
Downs cropping means down voting
Call PETA? What, you want them to kill Pikachu? PETA is what's worst for any animal. Cultivate yourself.
That comic was brutal.
Shut up moron. PETA is the worst. They're lead by a dog hating piece of garbage.
I also hate bots who've never read up about PETA. If it were my decision they should go to jail for stealing people's pets off their porches
Right in the face!
Just ran a calc and max SpD bulk Ho-oh survives STAB t-bolt from light ball Pika 100% of the time with a level gap as large as 30.
Sounds like something from a late night DnD session
Where does this term ' absolute unit' come from?
A guy reflexively kicks a rat away from him and his kids into another child's face accidentally i think. Well, i assume its accidental...>_>
I stopped watching after Unova. Did he finally meet Ho-oh again after so many years?
You instantly jumping to bad language really helps your argument.
Think drunk guy at a bar trying to fight a sober UFC heavyweight.
The future that liberals want
The "reading up" you refer to is a collection of lies made up and sponsored by meat producing companys. Guess why
They used to weaken the pokemon back in RBY. Something about whatever there was before EVs, I think
Also for making porn with the animals they take in and the list goes on
Bots? I'm capable of hating an organization full of pet-killing hypocrites without being a robot, thanks.
Someone actually took these screenshots and went "yeah, this will look good when posted". Christ.
Don’t do that. From what I hear about them, if you call PETA they’re more likely to take the Pokemon and shoot it in the back of the head.
"My rat can beat a god but I can't win a tournament in 20 years and I can't hold onto friends for long. I'm a great role model for kids!"
They way some tumblr
posts are cropped is almost like the way
I'm commenting right now, none of the sentences fit
Squirtle was a pleb, then.
I don't see you bringing up points as to why they're good. Do you even have any? Probably not because PETA are horrible
I thought the ideal male body was a trap
Yeah, but Pikachu has to be maxed out at this point. I mean, it’s been 20 years of non-stop adventures.
Than give some evidence for why it's lies from a reliable news source or just anything to disprove my point. I'd love to see it.If it exists
In the first episode, Nurse Joy yells at Ash for allowing Pikachu to get that badly beaten up.
Did you ever bother to read the statement from PETA on those claims? Propably not, you believe in the source you want to believe in, right?
it's the chemtrails
I believe ho-oh is a fire type. As weird as that is.
I never took this branch of math in college
Wasn't it Misty's staryu right after the same staryo had beaten a bellsprout?
It got reset at the start of Unova when Zekrom bitchslapped it with electricity. And then it got reset again in the same season
You've gotta run the ultimate build, Rollout Pikachu
I love you for some reason :)
BW. Same season they introduced him as 10 years old despite starting the show as 10 years 10 months and celebrating 1 year since he met 1/2
Pikachu in a special episode that I thiiiink was set either early Johto or late Kanto?
No, Batman does some good. I'd say they're more like the Joker. Soulless killiing machines with no conscience.
Pikachu’s such a lovable asshole.dude should get in its pokeball like the rest of em, but nope not this lil cute jerk.
Ash talked. Pikachu DID talk in one of the new movies set in an alternate timeline though. It was fucking terrible.
Ho-oh has over twice the Base Stat Total.
That tiny happy face before it crushes u to bits
But studying at Pokemon Tech automatically qualifies you for the Pokemon League!
I have actually had that EXACT scene play out.
Why should i trust what they say? After all why would they tell the truth if it would be to their detriment?
Insulting your opponent isn't a good idea in an argument, It just makes you look immature (Not defending PETA or anything, Just some advice)
Statistics and probablility?
When i have to post screenshots with a messed up source like this I ALWAYS cut and merge them together cleanly. ffs why do this to others?
But pikachu has light orb
So from a 360 difference to 255... Yeah...
Puffins? I NEED Tauros meat
Oh, I thought the rat got a boner...
Was looking for this comment lol
Cropped? OP wasn't even bother to expand the images when they screenshot. I doubt OP knows what cropping is, or how to download from tumblr.
Yep, I stomped everything with just a nidoking in pokemon red because I was 20+ higher level
In awe at the size of this lad
What about a Pikachu that can damage ground types?
And you don't? Besides, by that logic, practically every murderer and rapist ever is innocent cause they all say they didn't do it.
Nothing anti, PETA is just shit and murderers.
Oh yes, we eat cat and dog meat.... just hear yourself, man.
There are no anti-peta bots, just a growing number of people waking up to the fact that peta is a shitty disgusting pet killing cult.
Ash once lost a tournament because his fully healed Ash-Greninja (water) couldn’t beat a weakened Mega Charizard (fire).
Gotta euthanize them all!
I mean, who doesn't throw rats at gods?
Meme history right there.
This screenshot is from the reboot movie so Pikachu is a low level
Oh dear God 😂😂
And the Graveller was no pebl.
I think even back in Gen 1 defeating opposing Pokémon raised your monster's "effort value" in one or more stats, which Rare Candy couldn't.
Hence why "trained Pokémon" were generally stronger than a "wild Pokémon" of the same level…
It's in the movie "I Chose You"
It's in the movie "I Choose You", sorta a spin off from the anime
No a rat
Did you know there is this concept called cropping?
I expected something else when they said "mega-evolution"
They might work for them, and most people believe what they do is good, else they wouldn't do it.
you mean like how pikachu beat golem in the first movie?
Level 100 Pikachu
And pikachu knows volt tackle
I wish retards would stop posting screenshots from their phones
Earthquake + higher speed, either sash without light ball or die
Australia probably thinks there are enough ugly toads.
I'm too adult for this website. That is not where my mind went
No, do NOT call PETA. They'll put the rat down and then burn the Pokecenter!
Goddamn that is some ludicrously strong SpD.
Yeah...... I’m currently stuck grinding in Ruby because of level discrepancies
But pikachu has more EVs
We don- we don't kill pokémons.
why peta? you want pikachu euthanized?
WE do! We do it FOR you, you fucking assholes!
Pretty sure Pikachu is based on a pika not a rat. It's in his damn name.
Will still somehow lose to a level 5 snivy
Can you explain the videos? Or the stats that come directly from PETA's website
My kneeeeee... Awww
Yeah. Read PETA's statement to the whole "petakillsanimals" circlejerk. Mainly other vets don't take half dead animals but peta does
Do me a favor and link it? Google search is only providing news sources about Maya and their euthanization rate
don't call PETA! what do you want, them to poison Pikachu?! or otherwise euthanize him?!?! gtfo
Limiting your input on one side only (meat industry in this case) should not be enough evidence for a clever mind
Could be a line in a heavy metal song
Fire and Flying both
I did read both and can make an opinion on what is more reliable and makes more sense.
But what you're saying is, the message from peta is more reliable than the messages from what you ASSUME is a meat packing conspiracy.
Also, how would you proof that something did not happen? Lies are easy, some fall for them because they like hating
Or, maybe just download the image instead of making a screenshot.
Two click, too long
Six mon setup for shuckle's ultimate rollout combo. Takes forever, but dealing max 32bit computational in damage is funny
Smogon University - with eSports growing I wouldn't be surprised to find out they offer real degrees in the next few decades.
Meaning the Pikachu outlevels the Ho-oh, right?
This hurts me
When you max lvl your Pikachu without letting it ever evolve into Raichu
This made me laugh. I’m not proud of that but take your +1
You are correct
That Pikachu is NOT low level tho. Ever battled Red in the Silver/Gold version?
They are tied in speed. And since Pikachu is maxed out, he probably outspeeds a wild Ho-oh. Volt Tackle deals at least 119% to Ho-oh
To be fair, Mega Char-X is part Dragon so Water is only neutral against it. But yeah Ash should still should’ve won that fight.
Why is arceus the "god" in pokemon and not Ho-Oh?
I mean, a rare-candy-fed pikachu is gonna have shit for stats, because RC only increases your level number, nothing else. so, yeah.
Fuck you. +1
I'm not limiting my input to one side, You however are limiting yours to PETA's side, I'm skeptical on both sides.
Why the fuck would you call PETA? Peta would just kill it and call it mercy...
Peta would kill Pikachu and call it mercy...
I did read both. Who has more interest in peta killing animals? Those who seek to harm peta because it costs them bare money, or an
Organisation relying on money from people who want animals to be protected?
Like studying at UA. It's the only school to attend if you want to be a hero.
hey look, I'm sorry about the-
To be fair, that rat has a habit of TTGL'ing things that shouldn't be zappable.
I remember an episode where, rather than catching a new pokemon with a different element, he has pikachu learn iron tail to fight a rock gym
I wonder what that guy does for a living, except eat.
Not to mention how frequently he throws type advantage out the window by just doing whatever he feels like.
...Yes. It's been a while
Yeah but pikachu fucking sucks ass
No, see, PETA’d just put down the Pikachu and then campaign for everyone to do the same to their Ho-Ohs for being dangerous.
Right. A level 100 timid nature Pikachu cannot OHKO a level 70 Ho-oh despite the huge boost from light ball and the level advantage.
Yeah, but Staryu learns Psybeam by level up, which fucks Bellsprout in its huge mouth.
That's not surprising when I think about Pikachu vs Ho-oh, but at the same time it is surprising bc Light Ball Pikachu. Thanks!
If people find out PETA is euthanizing all their animals, Their income will nearly entirely disappear, PETA does little damage to meat sales
Well there's a small increase in stats but the main issue is if you're not also training them there's no EVs to boost your stats.
I love a good godfight trope where the hero just gets his ass handed to him by a friendly god. Like bitch what are you starting this for?
Ho-oh’s Brave Bird OHKOs Pikachu.
Dats not how that works bruh
But just as you said: That's Red, a badass Pokemon master who caught 150 different pokemon. Ash is a punk ass bitch who got half of his 1/2
badges out of pity and caught more tauroses than all the other kind of pokemon combined.
Even at the same level, the base stats of 1st stage Pokemon like pikachu versus a legendary like Ho-Oh would be monumental.
There's no need to call PETA, they've most likely already jumped on this. Like they did with Mario and his Tanooki Suit.
Never call peta for anything, if they take an animal there is a 90% chance it’ll get euthanized
I can do anything in my shorts!
Suck my unit
I love how Pikachu's attitude the whole time is just "I did whatever, give hugs!"
I've heard people saying this before 2017 though.
Probably because its funny
Test an adamant Pikachu using Volt Tackle and Light ball.
Don't such beings have beyond max level stats in the shows?
This is somewhat incorrect. There are indeed systems in play that increase stats for battling (commonly known as Effort Values or EVs), 1/2
even in Gen 1. That said, stats actually update when withdrawn from a PC in early generations, and after every battle in later generations.
What's the difference?
possibly, i don't really watch them. But the games also can't really take into account all the powers these pokemon should have.
Also i ran away from home at my 10th birthday and decided to go with the guy that creepy flirts with litarally ALL woman he meets
I don't know, but I know someone's beating their meat to it.
The reaction is more like " How is he still alive...and smiling" :I
What’s a “tumblr”?
Can I be euthanized?
So you would want a lowest leveled pokemon to train?
He beat a dragonite with his charizard and won in the orange leagues and got to their hall of fame.
That's the general idea. If I remember correctly a :ʟ100 Pokémon couldn't earn "effort" in 1st Gen, but that's long since been corrected…
Maybe he doesn't do anything, he must be high class to be with the Queen. Could be heritage money or payment for breathing.
Mmm and I thought maybe the rat jizzed on her.
Listen pikachu has been around long enough if he ain't level 100 by now ash ain't training him right
it didn't listen then? because of trade? or is thst in leave green
Definately said this before this meme brother.
I forgot all about Magical Girls of The End! Gonna go check for new chapters
Lol good point
See other comment.
Pikachu is so cutes all dirties!!
It's like hell but worse
They've ALWAYS had EVs
What dis from?
It'd be funny if someone actually made a pokemon game based off how things tend to work in the show and manga. :)
The insanity that'd happen would be a nice thing to start off with. :)
At minimum they should be spayed/neutered.
If OP was a farmer, there would be widespread famine.
It really does. One of those "We're all slightly sleep-depped, running on junk food and possibly beer" one shots.
You're two sweet.
To be that guy, you need to be earthed for electricity to have any affect.
Pokemon as made by Toriyama
FUCK YOU, MAN! You- SUCK. Stupid evolved prick! What do you even do??? You're just a plant... Shut up, man.
do you mean grounded?
Ho-oh's physical bulk is kinda meh. Here's the calc for standard bulky bird vs adamant light ball mouse, same level, Volt Tackle:
252+ Atk Light Ball Pikachu Volt Tackle vs. 252 HP / 204+ Def Ho-Oh: 404-476 (97.1 - 114.4%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO (after Leftovers)
Only in America. The rest of the world calls it earth or ground. Where I did my quals it’s rarth.
I love how head and tail are of the same size
because Arceus made the entire Pokemon universe, thats why.
You mean Team Plasma, right?
I just mean that Ho-oh looks more like he would be a god than Arceus
That's because you didn't go to Smogon University, currently working on my PhD in ghost type studies.
For real though, dont involve PETA in anything. All they deserve is to be shut down
Still not a tournament, and that was 20 years ago, the creators even admitted he'd never win a tournament unless the series was ending.
I've been waiting so long for a follow up/sequel/continuation/whatever
What do you consider a tournament? Ash won the pre1 grand prix tournament with his primape. And the sumo tournament with his snorlax.
I'm currently rewatching the pokemon series, am currently at episode 249 and he has won plenty of contests and tournaments