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Where will you be when the roofies kick in?
Night night bitch
Let’s film abc watch.., definitely not help
At least she landed in a convenient position
Paging Brock Turner
Errybody go night night nigga!
No moved to help?
If you look closely you can see bill cosby right before she goes down.
When the vodka out weighs the red bull
Werner Herzog documentaries are getting more interesting
She hit that shit so hard she knocked the pixels out of the picture
Go to sleep hoe. If you tired be quiet and go to sleep hoe.
Love watching stupid people ride bikes with no helmet. I think they should be denied all medical. Regardless of insurance.
Don't want to upvote cause then it wont be 69 which I feel this roofied post deserves
Someone like you would know the correct spelling.
Kalie is thick af
Dear diary... jackpot
She ded. No help.
Lol. all the low hanging fruit was taken. Huh?
Yeahhhh she’s knocked out not a whole lot your gonna help with
Brachial nerve. Out like a light.
Night night. Keep ya butthole tight.
Who are you? Brock Turner?
Quagmire - "Dear diary...."
But narcolepsy really sucks, guys.
There is still a body to dispose of from what i can tell
Is would reevaluate my choice in friends if I were her
Concussion junction, what’s your function?
She fell and passed out from the hit. She won’t head first lol
I almost pictured quagmire to appear on the bottom of the screen.
Here you see naturally a dirt nap.
*windows shutdown soundfile*
Is this the porns?
Four moved to look.
Is that seriously how it’s spelt? 25 years and I’ve always thought it was Roofies
Rufellin is how the actual name is spelled. So I’d say rufies is the shortened version.
I mean, you can move her into a more dignified position lol... also check for cuts and injuries
She's blocking the way, duh!
The mother that named her daughter “Narcolepsy” is the real bitch here.
Woah there! It’s “Convicted Sex Offender, Brock Turner”, from now on.
Convicted Sex Offender, Brock Turner.
I thought the girl on the left, had gunned her down
I give her props for trying.
She’s asleep, don’t be rude and wake her up!
after 6 concussions your chance of developing narcolepsy later in life increases by 60%, so theres one down.
I think you have to change your username now. It's gone.
What if she has a spinal injury then you done fucked up wait till she responsive without moving her unless her breathing stops then leave it
Thank you, captain obvious
Perfect reference. Thank you
I honestly don't think that's enough for a spinal injury... but then again I'm no medical expert, so what do I know. Maybe try to wake her
She taking a nap, be nice.
She's just ramping up
Weeeeeee.. "night night"
If you have to ask that, TAKE A F*CKING FIRST AID COURSE!
Needs more minge zoom
Dignified is not the issue here - swallowing your tongue and/or breathing in your own vomit and asphyxating from it definitely is.
Less likely to be Narcolepsy than she just knocked herself out on the ramp after losing control of the front wheel due to bumps
Looks like the cameramanperson helped himself.
This happened to me when I was riding a motorcycle once, luckily I wasn't up to speed yet.
Are bodies are fragile sitting there filming isn’t a great thing but trying to move her to wake her after being knocked out won’t do anythin
Oh fuck, she ded
Is everyone sure it’s narcolepsy ?
Man she ate shit there. Poor girl.
There is basicly a 3 second window, in which they do approach, albeit slowly. Not like she was hanging from a ledge, struggling to hold on..
Help drag away the potential neck injury and definite concussion?
Laughed out loud
but is she ded?
Let the waves do their job
At least she landed in a dignified position
That's a nice bike
"better....better move left for a better crotch shot"
We will forget, but never forgive.
Yeah, and concussion aint nothing to fuck with.
Trying to ride a bike on beach sand without fat tires is a bitch. She just slipped and knocked herself out.
Either that or she's just drunk and her brain said, "Yeah it's nap time now."
Probably at Cosbys house
Convenient for who?
Driving your head into a piece of wood is gonna knock you out. Human body is fragile - can cause long term/lifelong brain injury.
Not saying she didn’t knock herself out from head trauma, just posing an alternate theory.
thanks , no one knew that was the case. How did you figure this out ?
you arent the tarpest shack are ya ?
Came back to this post just to upvote this comment
Just keep recording. I'm sure she'll be just fine.
No, we shall never forget like he wants us to, fuck convicted rapist Brock Turner, we shall never forgive
Well I suggest your theory smells of elderberries. (In a bad way).
superroo351: stepping on the joke since 2009.
Some real nice friends you got there. No help when you're unconscious AND they'll film your crotch in a compromising way
I like the friend asking “are you okay? Jan, are you okay?”
I have done this on a motorcycle once. Fellow seizure folks: just don’t drive.
Why are we filming ABC?
One word, "helmet", that is all.
Ummmm she ded!
No one helped her? wtf
honestly, this outcome may have been better than flying off the ramp into a foot of water.
Ass shot too important
Aah just the way I like 'em, passed out!
Carol was a botch anyway.
It does. It's incredibly difficult to
To be honest, not much they can do at that point. What are they going to do, Poke her? I've passed out plenty and either i wake, or i don't.
The joke in that scenario is rape. Brock Turner is a rapist.
Brain injured again
Should we help? Nah, get a shot of her ass first.
Also know as rapist Brock turner
It's 05:00, time to rape some fine ass bitches!
That looks like the right angle.
Came for the fall, stayed for the ass
All the person behind the camera did was move round to get a better look at her booty.
Bah she always doing the same
maintain a career or even a social life with it.
With a potential neck injury you’re not supposed to touch the person. Call an ambulance, make sure they’re breathing.
Annnnd shes out...
Hello, week-long headache.
Having a stronk?
That’s uhh. Kinda bad for you
He's right you know. She IS always doing the same
This ended better for her than if she'd jumped
her last words: helmets are for pussies!
Now time to make sure when she wakes up her ass on fire :)
Fukken saved lol
Also fukken saved lol
"Some misquote about jokes and frogs" - Mark Twain probably.
for whoever roofied her
U go mimis! Nite nite
Well...I think that hurt...
Just to clarify. I never done it on purpose. They were all accidental...
Hey her suit stayed on. No wedgie or anything!!! Can I get the brand name for myself?
What kind of a dick wad keeps filming ? She's clearly suffered head trauma.
Slap that narcolepsy bitch ass.
It was a joke and u didn’t get it LOL
She dead tho?
Possible neck injury
You can move them; you just have to stabilize C spine before you execute the move. I recommend anyone get their EMT.
No, the word you are looking for in concussion...
Correct title: Bitch is a narcoleptic
Are you kidding..it's 2018. Get within 10 feet and you're getting a felony charge.
Have you heard? He's a really good swimmer.
Don’t touch the body
This made me laugh too hard. (no pun intended)
Saw a kid being knocked out in a square the other day. There's a few seconds where nobody move before everyone rush in a hurry.
To be fair, that looked like she was gonna end up eating shit even if she cleared the jump
I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride my bike / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to faceplant where I like
Heh this is true.
Get her while she’s still warm
first time on the ineternet?
Is that narcolepsy or stupidity? Soft sand wouldn't let that bike get enough speed to launch off that incline.
Nice job cameraman
Don’t fuck him he obviously likes non-consensual sex, burn the fucker
Shit, I’m well passed 6...
*Convicted Sex Offender Brock Rapist Turner
Homie, shes face down unconscious, moving her may cause more damage, not to mention suffocation risk if rolled on her back
Chick died before she could go for an actual somersault kill
Is no one going to talk about the ramp angle vs depth of water... even if she ramped, it doesn’t seem deep enough to not hurt
That's not passed out... that's knocked out... large difference
Doubt the bondulance would help her
I thought passing out was loosing conciousness. I apologize, not my first language.
Pass out from drinking... knocked out from a fight caused by drinking
common mistake. We, the EMTs move the Person. More important than any spine injury is that Person breathes and has a heartbeat. most people
in such situations die of asphyxiation. Later the doctor detects only minor spine injuries, that dont cause any serious harm.
but People dont help so they die because they choke on their tongue or on blood etc.
So what? EMT-I here. NOT helping is the worst thing you can do!
How do you help if you can't touch them?
My first responding trainer told us about a guy who got ejected out of his car and into a puddle. Same as you said
You CAN, you SHOULD, you HAVE TO. Forget the bullshit about not touching them!
What would you even do apart from making sure they're still breathing?