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“Fresh meme dump. Several images that have never/rarely been seen”-The New York Times
Pretty sure this is a Resident Evil boss
That's misspelled pregnant one reminds me of the video where a guy pronounces it exactly how they are misspelled.
Diddly diddly howdly howdly
I mean, the window was very squeaky
"I'M A SCARY CARNIVORE, GONNA EAT YOUR FACE--wait, a slow dance? This is nice too, actually." -gator probably.
I don't think Taco Bell has ever given me diarrhea. I'm 31 and I still enjoy it.
I lost my shit just remembering that video. I wish I had sauce to pour over this.
some of these are definitely cursed.
Fuck I love the word succulent.
Australian here we don't have anything like that, is taco Bell really a porcelain punisher?
ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
If your dad reenacts all your instagram photos, he’s trying to tell you to quit being such a whore.
Always know how to get me with those eyes..those damn eyes. Swoon
when the salad man comes he tries to murder you with broccoli
Joe santagato is halarious on YouTube
To be fair, he’s a crab. Some of them will rip their own arms off if it is injured.
Is that a human hair carpet?
It's because their beef has a bulking agent in it that some people have a bowel reaction to and some don't- have you heard of the...
In the last one, the teeth are made of raspberry flavored gelatin, so its completely made of gelatin. No one sacrificed any dentures.
...sugar free gummy bears thing? Same kind of deal, albeit a bit less severe in effect. Basically the bulking agent contains a kind of...
...fiber that is indigestible for some people, and so it makes its way into their lower guts relatively intact, and when it gets there...
...the bacteria in THAT part of your digestive tract can feed off it, and goes hog wild on all this food that it normally doesn't have...
...access to, which causes severe gas and bloating and liquid shits blown out of you at high speed by said gas etc etc.
So... did the dad match with his daughter on Tinder?
Does anyone else remember their first dream to be about a salamander or a crocodile? The first dream I ever remember to was of a crocodile..
Ohhh, so THAT'S how Mike Pence was born.
Very informative, thanks
I AM YOUR WIIIIFE.
MMMM. I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC
I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRR
It's people with sensitive stomachs, usually sensitive to spicy food. They'd go to the toilet even if it's chili from another place.
You have like eight seconds to eat McDonald's french fries before they're inedible. Those Asians are stupid.
Wtf is he doing with that crocogator? I also wanna dance with a crocogator!
For the curious, Bing was launched in 2009.
But I suppose that's the joke.
A solid dump. Had to push extra hard.
Bloody rain rains down from the grid of the ancients
Was 100% expecting this last comment to end with "and I just made all of that up"
..tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Diarrhea or taco bell?
This is amazing! Thanks for the link!
They have a very Trump bond, these two.
I live in Brisbane and I had taco bell on the weekend
Does your taco bell sell booze I got too drunk at the one near me once
My question is this: are their still enough fries for the rest of customers? Because that's so effin' selfish!
my husban where, come home for scare
This question had to be asked
Is - is he dancing with an crocodile?
...and I just made all that up.
Family night brings lots of fright
N O B U T S .
Because he's most likely a single dad looking for someone on tinder, they obviously live close so they will see each other quicker OR 1)
What @SpoonOfDoom said, ORR it wasn't tinder, just social media of some sort.
The broken leg made me uncomfortable, also the face freeze episode, the funny faces were actually scary
Am I gregant?
Pizza does not belong on pineapple
That's the reference...
Hair stairs blergh