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I remember when the first one happened. She changed her name for a shopping promotion. Car was in his name anyway.
Some good, some bad, some awful....love it!!!!
I'm glad this post wasn't a spray bottle, because then I would've mist it.
House painting a house on a house while dressed as a house.
The yogurt one took me a minute, I've never heard it pronounced "yo-plate". Do people do that?
Bologna-er time? What the fu- oh hammer time. I'm dumb.
This... These are the kind of people we need
As I dyed inside, I quite enjoyed that.
Me gusta! To the front with you.
Who the fuck is putting their groceries in a box
How do you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard.
If you are the type to vandalize somones person/property because they dont want to be with you anymore then thats the reason.
The Norwegian Navy has started to put barcodes on the sides of their ships. So when they dock they can Scandinavian
I am sorry, but this pineapple pizza ia not burned! I would love to eat it
Dad level puns
Tragically good. Love it.
Fun fact: A outer space shuttle takes 5 years to make
Some of these were just plain cringeworthy. You've earned your +1 @op
That DarkNES tho...
The watch for children got me.. upvote!!
I chuckled through the whole thing... perfectly stupid.
I think that's the common pronunciation (at least in NZ)
Wow I can't believe I went through all 50 of those without even realizing it. I guess time flies when you're having pun.
Stone cold didn't do a lot of suplexes. That's probably Frog Lesnar
Noooo it’s always been Yo-play. Remember the ad on tv? “Yoplait (yo play) is French for yo gurt”
Shit. You're right. I withdraw my comment.
I truly enjoyed many of these. Alpacalypse
The 2n+2n took me a while, seems like the pun was 4n to me...
With this post at my disposal, I'm off to annoy my roommates.
Hugh Laurie painting a residence on a wall whilst wearing a cardboard home
No no its just ham. Ham r time. Like STOP! HAMMER TIME
It’s Dad joke heaven, I’ll save some of these for when the kids have friends over.
Well out here, people at aldis. Aldis doesn't offer bags. So ppl use boxes
That tabasco one tho lmao. The wheels on ta bas co round and round
my husband is in the hospital, he's on a lot of meds. We just laughed for an hour slowly going through the dump. Thank you.
Love this post but only because I absolutely adore corny jokes. They honestly make me laugh, not a fake laugh like most haters.
Some stores sell boxes for groceries. Less juggling with a ton of bags.
My friend doesn't get that one - what's it supposed to be instead of 4n?
Urban Earth! My friend owns that place! This is so exciting!
I don't get the last one.
I mean my friend doesn't...
Actually I'm pretty sure it's just 4n 2n x 2n = 4n^2...... I think XD
so is it a self portrait?
I want an original of that tigers in suits meme
It looks like it belongs on the Death Star
The Hawaiian pizza joke... Too soon! The crust isn't even cool yet!
Why don't blind people skydive? Scares the shit out of their dogs.
I guess I'm the weird one for bringing my own bags to Aldi's.
Literally my face through this entire ordeal
The Wire fans know the true meaning of Hamsterdam.
These were all tearably good so I'd pay fur the opportunity to sea them all again with new eyes.
Jeez this was bad lol
As a canadian who was forced to take French classes... you're not wrong
The word "truly" literally sucked the funny out of the broom pun.
Imagine translatinf these to other languages
These are the kind of memes my mother wouldn't enjoy.
Ive no clue. Logically I was just going by the fucking fact that 2n plus 2n is obviously 4n because it looks like it.
I’ve seen the Double Tap on screen pic three billion times on here and I just got it.
There's two taps on the screen (ie. faucets).. in the mobile app if you double tap the screen it updoots the post
Tbh that's a huge pickle
That Target with R missing... Ota Get... Funny. :D finnish word "ota" literally translates to "get". Nobody cares but mmm funnnyyy joke!!
2n is short for 2*n
variable x variable = variable squared
I thought it was supposed to be a shorted "yo, playa"
Let that sink in
What do you call
Now read these last three comments backwards, and you've got yourself a pun.
Milk is “lait” (t is silent). They produce a drink named Yop (for young people and annoying teens as seen is the french commercials).
I've never heard it pronounced any other way. Yo-plate yogurt.
Baby whale: Dad, where did I come from? Dad whale: from my penis, son. Baby whale: umm thanks...? Dad whale: you’re whale come.
I showed what I thought was the best 20% of this dump to one of my friends to try and make her laugh, but no pun in ten did.
But then math wouldn't be foreign.
Always upvote pungent posts.
Is logic foreign, too?
But it would make more sense that they're bad at math and it's foreign to them.
That one should not have been squared root, it should have been cubed root because it was 3 dimensional.
Nah that was another series of ads
oh yeah? in that case, it's a good thing it's not a barber... cause otherwise you would have a HAIRCUT! boom. burn.
Tis what I learned from telly!
At least you got it...
so like... does anyone here get the math joke? 2+2=4, so 2N+2N=4N, right?
But why would that make it untrue. If n=4 8+8 does equal 16. If n=1 2+2 does equal 4 etc.
My cheesy puns are hit or Swiss.
Woah black Betty, hamster dam.
They sell them?!
Correct. heavy cardboard with hand holes. Carry about 2 1/2+ paper bags worth of groceries. Very handy for heavier stuff or things you 1/2
2/2 you don't want crushed.
Pretty sure it's "yo-play" in the commercials
Uma Thurman looks terrifying in the bottom left panel.
I...don't get it
Yo-play, the t is silent just like ballet and other French words
It doesn't 2*4+2*4=4*4
Some were a little punny. So a lot.
4n = foreign
Great dump. Many I haven’t seen before!
My pants are full of human waist.
...I've seen that double tap one so many times and never realized it was a pun, not just karmawhoring. Goddammit.
God bless you.
What’s it mean? Asking for a friend...
The lion on the right looks dapper as fuck
I'm down with the DarkNES
My eye literally started twitching
That's a sea lion, but it's cool. These made me happy. +1
Lol! I did the exact same thing out loud to myself. It took me a while.
Sure, no prob. Stone Cold Steve Austin is a wrestler with the WWE (or whatever it's called now). This kinda looks like one of his moves too.
I didn't just double tap my screen...
Upvoted for hamsterdam
I'd say that about sums it up
Mother fucker. Take your upvote
As a PC imgur browser, what does tapping on the screen do?
This is by far the best gif I have ever seen.
Such a punderful Thursday
Quch, it hurts good.
You took a risk, and pulled it off... +2
Double tapping the screen upvotes on mobile.
Oooh, okay. Thanks!
puts fingerprints on the screen.
That’s not a pun
Go away Dad......+1
I pronounce it "yoh pleh", more or less.
ooooh okay, thank you
Oh that's a keeper...
I found this delightful, but for some I'm sure it was pure punishment.
you dont pronounce the t in yoplait
Did you spend time double tapping your screen too? Please don’t make me the only one!
What do you call it when someone blows up a Chinese restaurant? Wonton destruction
There is no such thing as a seagulls.
"Double tap on your screen" as in the "trick people into upvoting," but also it's literally a picture of two faucets (taps) on your screen.
He is going through a bunch of holy cannolis
I need help with that one too. meatier time? hors d’oeuvres time? Deli R time? OMG I just got it Hammer Time. the meat is ham.
Say it, don't spray it.
Ahhh thanks. My friend is a dense motherfucker.
Goddamn it why do I always get duped by the "double-tap on your screen" images, you think I would've learned by now.
This was a beautiful pun-ishment....
Oohh... should've realized since it's a pun dump but wow that's a bad one^^
You aren't the only one!
By Sea Mine do you mean Depth Charge? How could you be that unMINEdful