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Gauntlet snap! Ready, set, snap
Omg this is great, thank you
Damn son! Savage! I like you.
I like that thanos is now pacha from Emperor’s New Groove
Oh fuck. 86/100. Take it and leave
Oh wow! I feel I’ve been visited by a celebrity! Thank you.
I don’t the story behind this but it sounds savage
Someone explain this for my friend
To much to work explain. That’s Casey Anthony and her daughter Caylee. Daughter went missing. She was blamed but was found not guilty
GOD DAMMIT THANOS THAT'S WHAT THE MARKERS ARE FOR!
Now my friend understands thanks.
I get both those references.
They're both Disney references
I don't feel so good..
Somehow not found guilty
The down side to his plan... what if there was a new planet with only an "Adam and Eve" on it so far... guess that race is hooped.
This. This is a MASTERPIECE.
The other downside to his plan, is that it's generally just pretty damn stupid either way. Population doesn't really work like that.
Ah ah ah. Ah ah ah. Ah ah ahh aaaah ah. BLBLBL ah ah ah!
Is it just me or does it feel a bit crowded in this universe?
Google Casey Anthony. Then wonder about the world.
Is this the new thing to respond to "the gif"?
I'm going to write a thesis on meme evolution and mashups
I mean how do we really know? No one has ever experienced that type of situation, it could work
You have missed the point, its not about jist the population, its that by the time a civilizations culture has advanced enough for /1
This is brilliant!
People to not want gor anything, it is defeated by already to high population to sustain itself. Which leads to things like massive /2
Someone please remake this gif with sound
Wow I really appreciate people taking their time to make these things, only for it to be shared around the internet
Ugandan knuckles is definitely canon.
Class desparity. By halving the population, he essentially stabalizes them forever because the civilization is advanced to the point of /3
A low population growth due to a massive survival rate. 4/4
Not since the accident.
Also, he doesn't account for collateral damage. Like if an airline pilot is one that goes, that whole plane of people will die too.
This homer updoot is the best thing the mcu has come up with so far. That and aunt May.
So, when the fingers go snap, does he control who doesn't feel good or is it random? Because it'd be funny if it chose him in that group.
The title was accurate. This was a weird ass trailer.
I'm a simple man. I see mildly funny wholesome Thanos memes. I updoot them.
It's amazing it took this long for this combo meme to show up
I want to read it
Don't you do it!
Maybe he doesn't care if it randomly chooses him
And pregnant with her second lmao
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
One interpretation of the ending is that's exactly what happened. He's dead now with Gamora.
That's simply not how population science works though. Not in the slightest. All he would do would plunge everywhere back into chaos and...-
2) massive conflict, likely catalysing more population growth than before. An advanced society has no trouble sustaining any given... -
3) population. The overriding key factor in both controlling and sustaining a healthy and stable population, is stability.
4) The real result of his actions would be nuclear plants melting down all over the globe, farms withering, infrastructure failing, markets-
5) crashing, mass fear and uncertainty. Wars would break out all over due to disrupted political power structures. It would be hell.
Somebody toucha my spaghet!
Sad thing is, I ain't even watched the movie yet
*Caylee's remains were found in a wooded area near the family house 6 months after she went missing
It randomly chooses anyone except the one holding the gauntlet, unless the one holding the gauntlet specifically wants to be chosen.
The feels will still hit you, don't worry about that
Come on, it's in the bible!
Then why was he smiling at a beautiful sunrise scenery? Was that his version of heaven? ...does heaven exist in marvel?
Oh wow, that's an old youtube video.
I’ve been looking for this for so long
You should've gone for the head
Did you just accidentally a word?
Yups. Still got me second time. Good actors Tom Holland and RDJ. Damn their eyes.
Could Thor have..y'know..went?
“Who the fuck are you?” lol
You know me?
The Ugandan Knuckles got me bad.
Or he's just a failed politician from a world that screwed itself with poor trade policies. World wouldnt have died, they would have moved.
I could hear it in the gif even without having seen the sauce before
Dunno, but that brings up a good point. If that was heaven, does Thanos deserve to be there?
Why does Thanos look like John Goodman?
Now I want to see Thanos pull the wrong lever.
What a time to be alive
Changed her name, hair, whatever and moved. 100% someone has banged her without knowing. Shits wild.
Stay off the internet till you do. I watched it this Tuesday and till then kept my distance at the sight of "Ave..." showing up in posts.
I’d be sorely disappointed if that next spawn doesn’t hear “I’ll do to you what I did to your sister” as a Mom-threat growing up.
Your joke is in a very poor taste.
Did half the pixels in that gif die too?
I do believe that was the point.
Yeh, it really made me sad. Poor angel, who can do this to her own kid?
An extremely sick person. Perhaps even an evil person, but without knowing everything I can't say.
If he's quoting "Mr Stark..." it's probably too late. I don't think this movie is particularly ruined by spoilers anyway
A whole plane or even millions of people dying as a result of collateral damage is probably seen as a necessary accident to him.
Was gonna ask that too, but ran out of characters. He (painlessly?) wiped out half the universe to ensure the continued survival of the rest
but who knows, with superhero magic and technology like wakanda has maybe it's possible for everyone to survive without a culling.
They should be paid
Must've been that puerto rican guy.
no its not. its about entropy and the consumption of a ever escalating population
Entropy would happen regardless, right? Isn't that the natural heat death of the universe? Culling a few people wouldn't stop that.
entropy is happening at all times in all places. the Universe only has so much heat to dissipate. exponential life growth = death faster
T H I C C O S
And they determined that Caylees DNA was found in the back of her mother's car alongside signs of human decay.
It was random. He alludes to it when he describes wanting to do the same thing on Titan and then does it randomly on Gammoras home world
Yeah, his plan is inherently stupid but I sure do see a lot people on imgur pretending it would work great in real life too.
These hills sing?
I am Groot
Instead of murdering half the universe he could have used his infinite power to change life's properties and grab the problem by the root.
Fair chance there's multiple versions of both it and the fiery below. What with Mephisto having his realm, then the Asgardians with Hel.
This story infuriates me to no end. How was she found not guilty? HOW?! HOW?! HOW?!
Jury full of dumbasses
what the fuck is going on with thanos's gauntlet. OP kept forgetting which hand he was drawing?
So is Thanos just a space druid?
You Rock donkey!
How? this is 'murica, we don't ask silly questions like how or who's guilty.
But ... but ... but wouldn't all those people just repopulate?
And who counts as people? Do half the dogs go ded? What about 100 endangered parrots? Chimps? Where is the line cut off?