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Just off to the pet store for some mice, you want anything?
Samuel L Jackson would not approve.
Just how nature intended.
Thisssssssss way pleassssssssssee
This. This right here is how it all ends.
have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
Snake... this... this is meant to be a sneaking mission.
Missing the part where it drives away and they have to chase it down.
I knew this would be in the comments. Came looking, found it. Kudos.
Doesn't that lead to King Kai's planet?
This is how the world ends? *queue Halo 3 trailer music *
And so it begins...
get these motherfuckin snakes off my motherfuckin segway
GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING SEGWAY
Unless you fall off. Zen you'll havv to do pushups on ze cold hard ground.
I thought that was another balloon animal at first.
And so began the rise of the snakes
Where is that Shit from?
I've had it with this mother fucking snake on this mother fucking segway!
I have had it with this motherfucking snake on this motherfucking Segway!!!!
The prophecy is being fulfilled in tis gif. The mayans were right
"Pardon my segway" - snake, probably
I’d watch that sitcom. Likely still a better love story Twilight. He meets a mongoose on a moped and the star crossed lovers make it work
What a time to be alive!
I was mad @op didn’t include the part where the snake basically just took off
My reaction when this is on front page for the third time in two days
White snake segue.
This answers questions I didn't even know I had.
I saw the balloon animal Puffin and then I saw this and thought you had made a balloon Segway. I have the Friday Brain.
We are so fucking doomed.
Id love to see a drawing lf this little man with a gun and a menacing eye
Was literally just waiting for a gif reaction of his
I like to imagine the snake is learning to control it rather than the segway just doing it's thing staying up.
I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday segway!* be mindful of kids. Use the TV censor version. bahah, sorry
That is an awesome gif! Made me bust up & scare my cat laughing
Think it’s a better driver than I would b...just sayin...I think I would look like a female Paul Blart dragging myself around
He has grown too powerful
...a segway into a movie.
I, for one, welcome our new snake overlords....
Snakes on a motherfuckin segway
First thing I thought. After wtf?
Have you seen a man eat his own head?
This snake is better at staying on a Segway than most celebrities
First Snakes on a Plane, now Snakes on a Segway. Whats next? Snakes on a Roomba?
Snekway rides by like HISSSSSSSSssssssssssssss
One step closer to snake world domination
That snake is going places
The world had gone insane and you don't know what is right
Just wait until it gets hold of those new Segway shoe thingies.
Does that snake have the ability to realize that it is controlling the motions? I would think not? But anyone want to weigh in?
no, the snake is just sitting there, the segway's motors are trying to keep it upright while being top-heavy
This is now my new Username.
snek does a learn
Snakes do this when they are depressed or in distress, at least that's what I read last time
Watch out Snek got some speed and he knows how to use it.
Girlfriend in a coma i know its serious. Snake on a segway i know, i know its really serious
I thought this was a balloon animal.
Now you’ve done it. Don’t go to sleep revenge is coming
Oh, shit, they're evolving! What's next, piloting drones, opening doors, mine bitcoins?
You haven't seen two snakes on a Segway!
"Well this is just fucking great!"
I thought the TV censored version was funnier simply because of the way they censored it.
I was 25 when I found out their shirts were censored.
The snakes are trying to evolve? After hundreds of millions of years?? Well what do you know. Took you guys long enough!
That’s the hands-free Segway where you steer it with your nads.
The best part
Snakes on a Hoverboard
Venom Snake tests Dr. Emmerich's "Walker Gear" prototype (Northern Kabul, Afghanistan, 1984)
if he finds my laser segway, we are screwed
I AM TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUKIN SEGWAY
EXACTLY! reason it stuck for me. Permanently in my head now. lol.