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It's made of their patience
You had me at 69
For added flavour
French swat? Special weapons and tactics... For your vagina
Or some long screws
@gentlemanBart have a laugh
Who says you can’t train a cat
17 has to be experiments for the styrofoam deployment system in demolition man
Dang these are all great +1
Why was he stuck in the shower for 3 hours? How do we know?
Once a case fell off a trailer and went right under the wheel, crushed with 1000kg of bags and trailer. Bet that passenger wasn't too happy!
Please respond, I'm confused as well
Sister's bag fell off once and busted. When she got it back it was taped together
Sounds about right. If a case bursts open we try to close it again. A passenger got a free baggage strap from us the other day
I think the glass door was stuck closed. It kinda looks a little wonky. Could be wrong....
Not from us actually, from the passenger who's case it fell off some flights ago. Seriously, so many fall off when loading. I got like 5!
I assume the door got stuck and he literally just couldn't get out of the shower
That's why I fly with duffel bags. They don't break easy
I guess he showers w his phone? Oh or maybe roommates called for help.
How do we know that's not how they met?
Yeah, if their floors are that thin, I’d wager that the “chandelier” might actually be just a booby trap
I wonder what the story is behind that
Cat's are assholes.
Yeah... even if they were 3" lags, most floor joists that I've seen are at least 6".
There never was a chandelier, they were just tired of his fat as stompin around all night
Is that a handcuff?
Looks like the shower door wouldn’t open
It’s a pic of a guy in a shower. You can put any caption you want on it and there is no way to prove or disprove anything.
Sounds like you speak from experience .
Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
The guy stuck in the shower is exactly how my husband looked when we were younger and first got together.
That's why your mom and I have to bang in the parking lot.
Really don’t appreciate you making me look at that again
Isn't the stigma of dating close relatives based on likelihood of genetic defects in offspring? I think they're good....
Can't be a stuck door cause he had a towel in there
I'm having shitty day at work. This, plus taking a real shit, has been quite relieving. Thank you.
Man sleeping with Mr. Magoo's wife hides in shower when he comes home early, pretends to be Mrs. Magoo when Mr. Magoo hops in to get frisky
There appears to be a towel rack in the shower. Also, there's a small gap at the top of the door
#5 installed a stripper pole. we went over this on the last weekend.
Why didnt his roomate feed him clothes through the opening before the repairman came?
Probably screwed to the boards instead of the beams of the floor.
Yeah, totally sure you're not supposed to have a trailer in a parking garage in the first place
That's the biggest fucking cat turd I've ever seen!
I'm guessing it was on the floor with prongs up, and the person just stepped on it
With that long of a shower you can put the towel on the rack at the other end. Plus there is a gap at the top so he may have asked for cover
That might have been the 3 hour delay, friends out for a few hours and came looking for him.
PRN means as needed in medical terms....
I just think of deliverance and how fucked up all the hillbilly's look
Growing up poor my folks woulda just scooped it off the top and boom, all better, dinner is served
I've seen some other websites where people are REALLY having worse days than this
Min 8 by current code, but who knows where this is
That's a fuuuuuuuuuuuck no moment
How is that guys foot not bleeding?
It’s called silvering. Worth a look at urban dictionary
Long screws, to hold the trapeze style sex equipment for his sex dungeon room.
If you're gay it's A-OK!
I thought new tiles but the guy standing in front defeats the idea..
I would love that to happen to me. Why? You can hammer the screws out so it can fall down and then blame them for the floor and roof dmg
That's Jason Mewes (aka Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame). The came off the rails an got hung. He really was stuck in the shower for 3 hours!
Probably thought it would be funny to make him suffer a bit :D
Girl had messy room and stepped on it there was a follow up but i cant remember
*Door. The Door came off the rails. Sorry!
Seems they did that with a towel at least. Don't think he brought the towel in with him.
French SWAT team? Nah, that's just how they roll.
As a cat owner I must say that does not look like cat shit
Glass showers such as this one has 1 wheel lock- at the top. But when they fall off there's really only one way to fix it. But- if you don't
Want it broke you have to call the guy that installed it. I only assumed that's what happened here.
Flying in for a business trip. Luggage fell off trailer on tarmac then one ran over and dragged it. All my clothes were ruined. Fun trip.
Or maybe they got longer nails because they were worried the small ones wouldn't hold it up well enough.
Yes but ladies are only $3.59 at Goodwill.
Are those wasted skittles!?
You are assuming it is finished underneath. Probably screwed into the sub floor.
Carry on my fren. That’s the only way to go from here on out!
I live in Fulton county Ga!
Where I'm from a floor is usually 20 cm (8 ") concrete plus 4 cm (1.5 ") a different type of concrete for leveling
Most likely not a chandelier. Probably just trying to stop a squeaky floor.
Didn't even need to click the link to know which one. My foot hurts thinking about it.
They heard she had an electric personality.
P1: All screws are short. P2: Screws went through the ceiling C: the floor here is thin. The argument is valid, but it might not be true.
Assuming that truck pushed that jeep forward a full car length, both vehicles took that collision really well with minimal damage.
number 5 i would bit the screws with a hammer so the chandelier falls of the ceiling
the floor is screwed
It's something you have to learn to live with with UK plugs - if you let one fall onto the floor it's 50/50 prongs up
Gay brothers find out they are lovers
Story? She stepped on a damn plug son
Looks like a towel bar inside the shower. So he might have taken it in there.
Is that Jack Black
At least he had a towel.
More importantly, Who brings a towel IN to the shower?
I put my favourite clothing items and bathing suits in my carry on. Things I love and won't be able to replace stay with me.
I would spend waaaaay too much time figuring g out how to make that chandelier fall.
That's a hotel bathroom.
13. Fuck, man we have to breakup. I'll always still love you like a brother, I mean lover but you're my brother.
Imagine you are naked in a shower. What are you gonna break the tempered glass with?
Id wager they just used longer bolts until they hit something solid.
Amen. Time for a tetanus shot
The cat that forgot to install a window there, duh...
He's saying the kid is a pussy obviously.
She got plugged
He went and got maintainence and I went without my snack. Never occurred to me to reach in and get it but now I wish I had.
Exactly. They didn't even gorw up together, so it's fine
there's a lot more to it, castiel
so brave of op to share his story
Or you bend them and have tiny little round blades facing you
I’m glad to see those peeps in the car wreck are all white.
Tell you what, go take the showerhead off and try and break tempered glass with it. Good luck, you will need it.
So did they get a charge out of it?
I hear ya loud and clear. Last time I flew, TSH stole a $60 bottle of Hair care. I keep my stuff close to the vest. :) I think they’re just
naked, wet, tempered glass, and probably worth more than a single pay check to fix... I think I'll wait
Stealing our good stuff. Lol.
Yeah no, that cat's gonna remember when humans used to feed and home her
Like... 3 hours. Get that man a short and a tee shirt. I don't believe it.
That’s what I was thinking. “Industrial” look below with open joists and they went directly to the subfloor and through the flooring.
Who showers with a towel on?
Did the exact same thing once but with a pencil. Hurried that bitch about 5 inches deep diagonally.
yea, those spinny threaded nails.
that's expensive, but if it's already broken it's gonna need replacing anyway
That looks like a kids foot too. :-(
i mean realistically, a typical floor to ceiling would be like 8" minimum.. flooring, plywood base, joists, then ceiling hanging.
more likely, "downstairs neighbor" is actually "moron kid tried to hang something in the partially unfinished basement."
like a punching bag or something.
i mean you're not going to have concrete slab between floors in a typical residential home... and those screws (that point) would never get
through even probably an inch of concrete.
From the baseboards and walls in the background, this looks like it's probably an older building with a floating floor to update it.
i feel like he got stuck coz he's a moron (or it's staged). i understand how these types of doors work, and i'm REALLY having trouble
imagining a way that they could have come a couple of inches from the edge, several inches of overlap... and still get stuck.
The guy that dropped them is.
Oh geez really? thats hilarious.
pretty sure it was handed to him before the guy got there to work on the door
More likely just used a ladder or that one type of forklift that's used for counting stock.
The hole is ... plugged. I'll show myself out.
Normally I'd argue I can prove there's a guy in a shower, at least, but then I remember we're in the age of Photoshop
Yea. My day is going good
*i stole this from one of the top comments when it was posted individually a few days ago sorry*
What a shit comment. See what I did, there? ;P
27 looks like they area ready to go to a hog lot anyway... no biggie
Saw the chandelier and died
19 & 30 Cats are assholes.
Was so glad out of my friends it was my bag that went missing. They would have freaked. My stuff just decided to holiday a bit more~
I thought the same but it looks like he got the door open just enough to grab a towel
Can someone find a source?
The word they're looking for is 'quench'
Behind the father says “Plan B”
Who the fuck just sits there while a cat takes a dump in the rice cooker?
Likely an unfinished downstairs... but it's also really easy to buy 12" lag bolts (Why you'd do that... I dunno, but peoples are people.)
Morality of it might just be the problem. even with genetics and everything. Knowing you slept with your own sibling not going to work
I sure hope not, if the floor is that thin. That pole will murder you
That gay lovers/brothers one was on Jeremy Kyle and was legitimately heart breaking to watch... it seriously made me sad!
It was a projector when this was first posted.
Or an idiot installer that screwed the thing right to the subfloor.
Yeah that one made my skin crawl. *shudder*
Probably a swing or punching bag. It's pretty close to the wall.
Absolutely . Close. Usually when it is posted someone refers back to the original post . They were 14 inches long.
That cat took a shit in such an epic pose
I still want to know who the HELL takes a picture of that when the dryer's on fire like that!
5. It's all fun and games, until human stupidity starts getting intrusive.
You can unscrew them from your side.
Yeah I don't see how it matters.
was it your first time to a beach?
Pay back for living below them apparently
No, I meant....qweef, when they qweef the machine. It'll need a proper qweefing
if you're not making a kid what's the moral problem? no one's getting hurt.
Can we talk about how fucking massive that cat turd was? Someone get him some help!
I think they mean "deactivate". Basically, MRIs are technically permanently on... and powering them down/up costs a lot of time/energy.
That kid has the perfect expression for that situation
I have done this. When my boss asked me what the *bleep* I was doing, I said: "I screwed up."
Why would someone install a shand o' leer on the floor of a submarine?
You are from concrete land! Concrete floors, walls, doors, and roof!
Happened to me.. I broke the fucking thing.. suprisingly the railing bent, the glass slide was fine.
More likely someone did this themselves in their own basement and put "downstairs neighbour" to hide their shame.
Gah! The sunburn people - this is preventable, we have the technology!
More importantly who does hang a towel over the shower curtain rod/glass partition so they don’t have to get out to get a towel? 1/2
People who didn’t grow up where washcloths froze to the tub overnight most likely. That was a cold damn house.
17. Freakin white people.
Or is it a thin ceiling??? We may never know...
My cat once pissed on the windshield of my landlord's corvette. Went down into the air intake. He was cheating on his wife. Deserved it.
Must be in my apartment building
How hard you stomping your floor to get it that far dug in?
Complementary “that what she said” quote
So, they come in the kitchen, see the cat shitting on their food. First thought, "I'll take a photo of that." Some people...
The one I used had tiny knobs, glad they never popped off but I heard stories of losing the knobs and it popping off the rail.
I know, right? So, they come in the kitchen, see the cat shitting on their food. First thought, I'll take a photo of that. Fuckin' weird.
"Ooh, why don't we hang it from this spot in between the beams" - drills base into upstairs floorboard right between the joists
Are you saying someone would lie? For fake points, on the internet?
Welcome to the building.
Well I’m sure the cat wouldn’t sit on a piping hot rice cooker so I’m guessing its old and was trash anyway.
What you think you're going to save it?
Still weird tho
The picture is of the locker next to the wall
Yay for real shits that are relieving and satisfying!
They have them, too.
if it happens so frequently, why havn't steps been taken to fix the issue?
I would freak out and chase it of the bench. Maybe I stop it before it takes a dump. Curious.... what would you do? Take a photo?
Trailers have flaps that close with elastic, but they are all a bit shit so if a trailer is a bit full things can still fall out.
Some people are also just shit at stacking. And the roads are awful so things are just shaken out
They are really annoying to stack and throw though! What you want is a case with 4 wheels on the bottom. Can just roll them down the hold>
And they are so easy to stack!
How'd he get a towel in there? Either the madman showers with his towel inside or it's reenacted/faked.
it amazes me that huge old companies can't manage to fix things like this.
Oh yeah. I work for an international billion dollar company and they can't even keep the equipment in a good state of repair!
We are so ill-equiped right now that we are having so many delays and people are just nicking equipment from each other
Uh, there's a gap at the top...
Assuming they were smart enough to screw into a joist. Lol.
He looks Dwight White to me.
My baggage fall off in a Bahamas-Miami flight. Trashed. One of those hardcase. I got a new travelcase from AA but mine was cuter. :(
Or they left it there to cool down. Or the son had to take care of lunch and he didn't and took the pic before cooking more rice.
My cat never did a sausage type poo. He used to go out everyday at all hours,so I don't know what he ate outside. Nothing good obviously.
I DID NOT LIE! SHAME! SHAME FOR SUGGESTING! Please don't check my source, thankquuue!
Flatten the protruding parts, then cut canals on each of them so you can unscrew them with a regular screwdriver.
Just started working for coles and there's so many small things like this. Its a like a full page report to get a replacement stanley knife.
No, I'm just an idiot
It can be crazy for things like that. It should be just ask and sign your name as a receipt.
It happens. After seeing how bags are treated I know what case to buy (hard case, 4 wheels). Do you know how hard we throw them?!
Neither both nor either.
? You lay it over and walk out of the bathroom
Do I get a prize
Nope. Very hard apparently.