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I quite like the idea of a lamp powered by blood. So many uses.
Bad news about telomerase though, causes horrible tumors in mammals.
Does it cause tumors in lobsters? If not, why not?
Tell someone it's to check their DNA to see if they're human. Then say: 'Huh it's never turned blue before'.
Heck yes, intermissions would be amazing. Let me get some use out of the free refills on my large soda and popcorn, dammit!
not a mammal
Dang, guess i have to boycott discord
Other forms of anti senescence are being researched though. Life extension for humans might yet be a thing.
That's such a terrible idea that I'm literally already planning out in my head who I would do that to. The list is now extensive.
They ain't mammals
not really "causes". It's active in stem cells and cancerous cells in humans, but there's not much in normal somatic cells
Well... it also makes having babies a thing. No telomerase and we wouldnt last a generation. But activating it in an adult can be a problem.
Wait... is 9999*9999 and 1.53 MB considered big?
Yeah I really need to use the bathroom by the middle of the movie after finishing the 50oz cup of soda during the previews
It's not exactly well documented and I can't speak for the exact story in this post, but Jason Citron being Jewish seems to check out.
(Fair warning, searching "jason citron jewish" gets you some alt-right crap, but there's circumstantial evidence even ignoring their shit.)
Sadly Schoep passed away since this went viral. It's been out for a couple years at least. Good boy indeed.
I'll say it: If your dog is in so much arthritis pain every night that it can't fall asleep, love is humanely putting him down. Not swimming
Someone once told me that everyone is crazy, you just have to find the crazy you want to be with.
dey aint got any tiddies
Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
But it said, it only works once.. I want a reusable one.. I wanna troll xD
No, unless your opening it on a potota using an etch a sketch as a monitor.
Oi if you can't hold your piss for 2.5 hours for a movie maybe you shouldn't be buying the 'Large' drink that holds half a dozen cans worth?
It's also for their Shield tablet, but it can connect as a bluetooth controller to a PC
Ok, that vegan one...I have an answer, as I (a die-hard carnist) went vegan for about 3 months. Beans. Beans. Beans.
Oh I know, I have both, but there are better controllers for pc
That's pretty big, in pixels. But you can see it's compressed to heck, which is why the file size is so small.
My German cinema offers nearly all movies also in a variant with 15 min breaks :)
Because discord is amazing?
why do we keep them around if they don’t got none anime titties
It's literally just luminol. You can also activate it with bleach, poop and horseradish sauce.
TALKING BANANAS THAT ARE TRYING TO LUNG AT YOUR ASS
Just curious, what would happen if activated in an adult?
Its not really
I’m not sure what your question is? Do you not know what an opossum is, or are you questioning why someone would have a baby one?
That would be awesome. I like going to opening night movies at midnight and have a few drinks so I’m ready to kiss at the end of hour 1
Piss*. Although I reckon either could be true depending on the amount of drinks
Lol, he means why does it not cause tumors in non-mammals
I mean...the longer an animal lives the more tumors will develop as other checkpoints in the cell cycle fail. They'll just add up.
Didn't Rick kill Thanos before making an absurd Saw-torium for the vindicators to run through?
Well, telomers control apoptosis, cell death. They make sure everything dies when its supposed to. If telomerase is active, the cell doesnt>
> die when its supposed to. It continues living and dividing, often mutating. Its one of the key steps required for cancer to arise.
Or that “baby” opossums exist?
Yea all animals can only get so large before they cant support their own weight
the fact that ‘carnist’ is even a word is infuriating.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!
Telomeres don’t repair DNA. They’re a non-coding segment at the end of a DNA strand that allow enzymes to bind during replication without >
< omitting coding segments from the copy being made. Because the site where the enzyme complex binds is not copied, telomeres shorten over >
< an individuals lifetime, until eventually the enzymes run out of telomere and begin to bind to the coding section of the DNA strand, >
chinese history is fucking crazy. and the best part, no one knows if any of it is true anymore thanks to Ya boi Mao
< resulting in replication errors and some of the more visible signs of aging. If telomeres could be artificially lengthened, we could >
not just education. The government in general. People wonder why half of us don't want bigger government
< conceivably increase the ‘natural’ lifespan of a given individual. Lobsters produce a particular enzyme, telomerase, which can recover >
< the portions of telomeres lost during replication. Thus, lobster telomeres do not shorten substantially over time, reducing replication >
< errors in coding segments of the DNA strand, and negating some of the effects of biological aging.
The thing about viruses is, they are dirty little killing machines. Bacteriophages at least. Hunting one very specific type of cell, 1/2
and considering how slowly a large number of bacteria are building up resistances to antibiotics these fuckers prolly will save
Your ass at point. Maybe. Not sure. Kurzgesagt had a presentation about this. Fuckers can hunt down harmful bacteria!
I went to a movie in Greece once, where they have intermissions, and I was so confused the first time. I almost left because I thought the
Movie had ended. It was wonderful though, got stress free refills and missed nothing.
If you don't already, you can get a refill on your way out so you can enjoy the buttery goodness as you go home.
For someone who hasn't seen the movie, can someone please explain to my friend?
Or that someone is buying clothes for one
See, every time i hear the Germans say "we have this" i'm like heck yes lets do it, and i wounder if the right ppl won WWII
Then i remember the mass genocide and evil and i feel like a bad person.
That's how many cancers start.
You must be fun at parties.
There's a LOT of non-meat protein sources, also there's outdated science claiming you need complete proteins in your diet, which you don't.
Ok, normally I make disparaging jokes, but THIS IS GERMAN EFFICIENCY AT WORK.
it used to be.
Yeah, but it's movie theatre popcorn and soda, it cries out to be consumed in a movie theatre. It's just not the same afterwards.
"Die-hard?" killing is easy. Cleaning your kill is the ooky part.
And that eventually the strain of molting will kill older lobsters... They won't live forever, but they do get rather old
In Hebrew pisscorp is פיסקורפ.
Beans beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you...
Unless he have a religious family it isn't likely he knows Hebrew unless he have a family in Israel
On the Discord note, it took me way too long to realize the logo was a controller and not Mickey's pants.
“I’m crying” is the tumbler version of a laugh track
That's two conditions that make it likely, but I'm not gonna dox an innocent man to find out for sure. And knowing the alphabet seems easy?
Girls expresses she doesn’t want a serious relationship Guy pursues her anyways Guy baffled by girl still not wanting a serious relationship
Girl behaves like guy, guy behaves like girl. Guy devastated when girl does exactly what she says she's going to. Both are complex.. Autumn.
Don’t you have to learn a certain amount of Hebrew for your bar mitzvah? Is that a thing only fairly religious families do?
I'm really irked that this didn't turn into All Star by Smash Mouth.
Hurry up science! I've already lost homeostasis!
You need all the amino acids you can't make on your own. But some can be turned into others.
It's just some of the vitamins that are hard to get from non-animal sources.
I think like all things required in life, most do the bare minimum and phone it in. So most probably don't remember much later in life.
I really liked this dump. Memes feelt way nicer than the usual irony shitpostcrap
Yeah afterwards it just feels like a sad carnival meal
That is true. But if you suffocate it or crack it's skull, it does less damage to the skin, and you don't have to pick lead out.
You still gotta dress it, and if you're able to reliably land a killing headshot, go for it.
It's a lot easier to do with traps. And a baseball bat with rebar buried in the head...
How does a glass container like that get sealed without heating and compromising the liquid contained inside it?