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I'm so glad I never had kids.
I hear kids are awesome pets though.
(Sarcasm: kids = baby goats. Real human children are like having your scrotum ripped off daily. )
Doesn’t look like he’s doing too much guarding
He's certainly doing a great job at keeping the tigers away.
Lol, I can’t argue that
You got some fucked up kids then. My scrotum is fine
Great Pyr is actually nocturnal by nature. They've rarely been used in their history in places where predators aren't nocturnal. Most
Of their protection is in size alone deterring predators and their tendency to park at anything that might be 2% predator and above.
That makes sense. Thanks for the education.
I meant bark at anything, though as you can see they spend a lot of time parked as well.
Didn't choose anti- life
Well yes, but you get to pay a fortune for the opportunity.
That kid is a jerk
Love it! I swear my great Pyrenee thinks she’s a goat instead of a dog sometimes.lol
Goats are such assholes.
Can confirm, Great Pyrenees dogs are the absolute best guard dogs. Especially goats. Wish they lived longer than 10 years though.
My mom has a golden retriever/Great Pyrenees mix. She is not this calm
That dog been dead for days bruh.
I hear retrievers can be wacky little shits
I miss my pyranese so much :(. Except the hair.
How amd why is this downvoted?!?
I don't know. But I dont really care, as long as you guys enjoyed it, its all good by me :
reminds me of falcor
I have one. Her name is nayru and she stays still most of the day
When you don’t parent them it’s fucking terrible for everyone, when you do your job it’s a beautiful thing
That joke was baaaaaaaaah-d.
As someone who had goats; no.
Kids always look like 125cc two strokes to me.
I had a Great Pyrenees/Shepard mix. Very territorial but loved her family. Boo got cancer at 14 and had to be put down. She was family.
She would voice her displeasure over something for hours on end. Very strong willed but scared off two burglars. She did her job well.
I still miss her (sniff... sniff).
I hear that dogs are better kids
Aren’t they suppose to sleep in the day and guard at night?
You know those little hooves have to hurt! What a chill dog.
Goats are assholes. I hated being drug to my mom’s friend’s house because her asshole goat was always out to get me and my little brother.
"don't fuck with me I'll do it" ..."I'm gonna do it" .......... "doing it" ... "this time" ... *BAM*
They'll bark at flea farts! It's a gruff low bork. The puppies bark sounds adult.
so are we
your mom needs to calm down
oh dang really? i guess i never noticed because each of my dogs' other non-golden retriever half is a working breed (husky and aussie shep)
And for everyday thereafter
Goldies are water dogs. They're made to go slopping, diving, paddling, and generally ruling swamps, marshes, rivers, lakes, any body of-
Water you can find, save raging oceans and seas, and retrieve water fowl, and do so for almost the entirety of a season. That their endless-
Energy and eagerness to please has now more often been shifted to catching balls and being endless dynamos of dopey energy is that they are-
Also excellent housepets and have a gregariousness that means all things are friends, especially things that are not friends yet.
All the Pyrenees I’ve met have been cuddly teddy bears. What happens if the goats are threatened? Do they get aggressive?
I had a samoyid great Pyrenees mix and he lived for 14 long years. Those were the best years
Someone’s been watching The Witch a little too much...
Have you ever been on imgur before? Everything gets downvoted.
They bark a lot, and loudly. If something’s dumb enough to test their patience ours won’t think twice about tearing it apart
Skunk’s are Doug’s favorite
Cracks me up, every time.
this should be the top comment
My GP thinks my kids are her herd. Puts up with a lot of goat like "kid" behavior but goes ballistic if an unfamiliar golf cart drives by
what is the practical use for goats? lawn mowers? just pets? i’ve always wanting one for its standing on things reasons
She sounds like a great dog.
How many skunks has Doug ripped apart?
Some friends have a goat farm. Their great Pyrenees protects the goats. He actively hunts coyotes and is incredibly aggressive to any
perceived threats to said goats
I was attacked by my great pyrenees dog when i was 12 because i tried to take away a chicken bone it grabbed
What did the kids do to deserve it?
I can watch this forever
How many baths has doug had to have
Has anyone ever seen a very young goat that doesn't look excited as shit to be alive?
Give her like 14 goats to deal with and she'll have less nervous energy
plus they’re hilarious! just look at them jump! i forgot about goat cheese too. that shits dericious.
Milk, manure, lawn mowing
Kids will be kids.
Train it better.
My buddies mom raises full blooded gp. They are super lazy dogs . Great guard dogs too
Far too many to count my friend
He just sheds the smell off eventually, he’s purely outside with the goats so him smelling doesn’t bother anyone
Please make this a ‘wasted’ gif.
That’s the golden in her
People can eat goats, also for milk/cheese esp for lactose intolerant people, lawn mowers, smart, eat anything so cheap to feed.
Where is the guarding part?
My sister's GP fights coyotes all the time. They have a tab at the vet's office. He'll guard anything, though. Chickens, rabbits, kids, etc
Tricks are for kids!
When the dog tells his friends about his job I bet he starts off by saying, "you know what really gets my goat..."
They are scary strong. Seriously will fuck something up
My in laws have them guarding thier alpacas. They know me real well but still if I head to that side of the property they jump up 1/
I actually had 48 of them... until the train incident.
And watch me like a hawk. Never take thier eyes off me. It's pretty unnerving. Have seen the aftermath of what they do to coyote. It's bad.2
They really get on your goat
She is the type of person who would “1000 likes or I abort”
Goats are aggressive but are generally shit fighters, they never get their guards up and take alot of shots. Not sure about the dog though.
No wonder my grandma (who lived on a farm) had one. Never knew this.
I HAVE ONE TOO! his name is Samson and he has the happiest disposition and will ask for love and affection from everyone!
hey Killian is my name!
Baby goats are called kids
Our Great Pyrenees was 13 when she wandered off in to the woods & never came home. Best friend a girl could have growing up in idaho mtns
goat meat? is it good...?
My grandpa has a bunch. They fuck up the occasional coyote.
Is it patience or is it apathy?
never!! we need emo goats in our lives.
Yes, it is. Arid areas have trouble raising cattle, but goats eat scrub. You'll find a lot of SW US cuisine, Mexico, dry parts of Africa.
I can just imagine a calm but cautionary *boof*
That's because your wife always ask us to use condoms
it doesn’t do anything... it’s just a rock
and tin cans apparently! economical AND practical
they are also escape artists.
we had one that was probably that cross. Looked like a pale golden, behaved like a pyrenees. She was an awesome dog.
Ha! My mom had goats and told me once what they like is the glue behind the paper on a tin can, which is why they have that reputation.
i also ate glue as a kid
That’s what dogs do when they’re old. They walk off to a nice spot and die, away from those close to them
I have a 4 yr Pyr/Golden Retriever.....but he’s going to love forever, right? RIGHT?!
Europe too. Every farm have at least a couple of fuckers (if they don't keep a whole herd). Smelly but cute, way smarter than lambs. /1
Eyes are creepy tho. They'll eat anything, one of mine took a liking to clean laundry, specially my father's tennis socks. /2
Saw it coming.
“Drug is used in some American dialects as the past participle or past tense of the verb drag, especially among the southern dialects.”
As a French they are a problem. Gov encouraged pastors to use Pyrenees by allowing them to guard their herd without human surveillance. >
Mr. Tadakichi is a man of character.
Energy saving mode in case a wolf or coyote shows up and it's time to fuck shit up.
I see a few Maremmas at work. Most don't care that i'm there, but two do. One is a big cuddly puppy-at-heart, and te other is a big, even
fluffier than normal boofdog that despises my existance and the existance of my vehicle.
Many attacks on hikers ensued. People have to turn around after hours when the trail is occupied by a herd. Hiking dogs were killed. >
Goat cheese is super good, we even make sodas out of the leftover kefir! Betcha didn't think a goat could make a sugary soda drink didya?
I have been attacked myself. Around my mountain, everybody fears the local shepherd's Pyrenees. They even attack cars.
And I am aware Pyrenean mountain doggos and Maremma sheepdogs are different breeds.
Yes, he's going to love you forever.
I see what ewe did there. :D
Are you a goat
This is a very patient dog
It was meant to be :)
Dragged is the correct term those who say drug are being ignorant and dumb
I can confirm he’s 100% speaking the truth
Alpacas actually probably can protect themselves alone, they don’t fuck around. Plus they’re territorial
I have a Pyrenees crossed with a Lab. Her characger is more of a hyper husky than one of these mellow guys. She's built like a Lab.
So a good family dog then.
My best friend had a sweet old lady named Ginger who was a Pyrenees/retriever mix... she lived to the ripe old age of 16. RIP sweetheart <3
You can't develop dogs. I think the word you're looking for is breed. In the title it would be 'the great Pyranese dog was bred to live etc'
I read your name as dick nipple and I had to rethink the past five years of my life for a second
Probably bothers the hell out of him, with a dog's nose and all. The fact that he's done it after the first time must mean he loves his job.
I read ghost
+1, not a gif with sound
i love you gif
I...don't think he has a choice
Dogs lead with the jab and follow up with a body shot.
Mine is now going on 17 years
Goat butter is fucking delicious stuff.
Is that science?
Climbing Mount Goodboy.
Goatie vs Woof
They really are very patient dogs. We've always had one at home.
Are you.....are you a golden retriever?
They move freely with the livestock in some areas, and they are dangerous if you get too close to the sheeps/goats so I'm not surprised.
These dogs are awesome. They basically give 0 fucks about anything so long as it's supposed to be there. If you don't belong there however..
I have a 3 year old golden Pyrenees, absolutely love him!
is no one going to comment that some of these goats don't have ears?
Other way around
Wait they all died? That's sad.
Goats are ridiculous. Fact
That comment is pure gold
stop kidding around!
They absolutely destroy coyotes.
He’s a good boy plain and simple
No honestly he actually feels like he needs to “share” with you as soon as you show up to feed and water the animals
Good for him, that’s impressive
I’m no scientist but it’s just from experience, we used to have a little yapper but when she got too old she purposefully walked away
I wonder if he's just trolling. I've known pets to mess with me for what seems to only serve for amusement.
Check my only post, you can see his tail on the left side
He’s always right at the fence when you show up. He just enjoys company
They most certainly are not!
That's some amazing levels of acceptance of fate displayed here
"I feel rather sheepish". Well played. Thanks.
Level 10 sarcasm. I guess I'm only a 5.
Goats=kids=I'm a dummy.
Ah, it's kind of hard to determine tone through text lol
I dont hear anything
Still basically admits it's the wrong/ improper word choice
Not me. They are so fun to watch. Just naturally brighten your day.
Food aggressive is something that can be trained out very easily, I always check my dogs for it.
breed since 10k yrs ago in Iran, Food, clothing, dung for fuel, the hide also held water and wine, Go to local Jamaican restaurant 4 goat
Their eyes are creepy. Totally agree.
I went to a local Ethiopian restaurant and one of the best things on the menu was goat.
“drug is common in these areas and cannot be considered wrong”
Nice stab Arab !
It's a lot of hair vacuuming and sweeping but sometime I recommend having a pyr be an inside/outside dog. They are so cuddly... RIP Aliens..
Big dogs take a lot of energy to move, a big guard dog should laze about until needed.