When you finally decide to talk to a girl...
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i can see camel toe
She was smart to move. She was about to get a full mouth head slurp.
She obviously has a girlfriend, learn to read the room you silly camel.
What a coincidence. So was she!
I fucking hate camels
There’s one where a camel grabs a guy by his head and flings him, smart move.
A couple in fact
Introvert home schooled kid who used to have the worst social skills in history, can confirm
Not just slurp. Those things frigging _bite_!
How did you overcome it? I need help.
Aw you made me try to look for it...
They may yes. Far more likely you will turn their lips and tongue into your hat though. They like to nibble hair as well.
I’d slurp that too!
Imma stand next to this camel. OH SHIT A CAMEL
Well, I've been homeschooled all my life, with little social experience before about age 10 (I'm 17 now).
When I was 11, I went to a drama camp put on by a local HS, and played a lead role of sorts. I still interacted horribly. I aged out of that
Camp at age 14 (entering 9th grade by public school standards). At that point I'd also been involved in Boy Scouts for 3 years, and had been
In counseling for anxiety issues. Basically, my increased exposure to social situations, out of necessity, led to my change. I still dislike
Public speaking, and sometimes I'll answer questions awkwardly, but that's about it. I'm also very soft spoken, which didn't help.
Lol not very hard though. Used to nibble my hand prettty frequently
The best advice I can give you is to get out there and experience new things. Always staying in your comfort zone could get you stuck there.
I used to till i started working with them. Then i realized the domesticated ones were cool as shit. Looking at getting one one day i hope
I used to think they were kinda cool, til I had to be around them a bit. I will admit, they are some tough, bad assed MFs
Fucking hipsters everywhere,camel,probably.
Christ. Camels can wreak face when they are pissed off.
Girl in the red glasses is Leticia Bufoni, she's a pro skater
I love committee horses.
Having been both kicked and bitten by camels, can confirm. Very smart move.
All those slut drops in the club paid off, she got outta there just in time!
Why does the girl with the black trousers have two completely different colours of shoes on?
Friend once breathed his post-lunch garlic breath into the face of a camel at a zoo. Didn't end well. Got spit-cannon'ed right in the kisser
Nope just whispered to her, guess what day it is in 2 days.
Is she wearing unmatched shoes?
One of them looks to be the result of a medical issue.
One of them is a medical brace.
FUCKER JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
It doesn't quite look like an air cast, but I can't think of what else it would be
Since the other girl seems to be a pro skater, I think it's a good bet it's something akin to a foot brace.
*sage nod* Yep, that's pretty much the reaction I get every time.
So who's going to post it? To be witnessed!!
Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score
I see 5.
We are going to be the weirdest looking generation of old people.........
Bring in the gif!
0:02. Check it out
looks like a brace
I'm OK with that.
Thanks for reading all 6 of those rambling comments to post that lol. Appreciate it.
Oh I’m super down with it.
Post-op shoe's pants are high-waisted for a reason?
The way that camel puckered up his lips, I knew.
She is physically attractive.
The bigger deal is what is the deal with that massive shoe? Broken toe or something?
They bite and spit, and eat your clothes.
That’s Leticia Bufoni.. I would want to smell her too ????
Imgur forbids it.
And it is not the camel's toe
Hey baby, wanna hump?
I had a roommate in college that chewed his food like that... really made me want to punch him in the face
If only someone could point me in the direction of the gif for archival purposes.
I got an STD by looking at those two
The camel was just checking them toes.
the camel stepped on her
... And also a talented skateboarder!!!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge
Smart, reactive and have a good friend shielding her to cover. Nice :)
my girl crush!
It pisses her Dad off. She's kinda running out of new ways to act out, so she's getting into silly-territory now.
God damn, that's terrifying.
Bitches love camels. And I don't know why.
Without weapons we're VERY far down the food chain.
Are tube tops coming back?
Yeah, that's about the reaction I get too.
Or a full mouth head bite.
not really. shes not bad but there are plenty of skaters that level. attractive female skateboarders get hyped way too easily.
Well, he DOES have a knife.
Fkn dyke- camel probably
Without ranged weapons?
Do our brains count?
Holy shit, the camel had a knife too!?
Ehhhhh. You can still outsmart animals without weapons.
Not without a weapon.
Those jeans must have been yummy
It's impressive that you've come so far. By the time your my age, I'm you'll have conquered any lingering issues. Thanks for the advice.
I wanna lick her abs....
Outsmart it how exactly? By making a weapon?
Wow, she has major abs
her yoga pant sidekick is hot
Side question; whose idea was it that high waisted pants are in style? Second question; why the hell do woman believe they look good?
I can smell that gif
Yeah and that girls are is going to look GREAT in another 30 years... Why do people do that? God it's gonna look dumb
Is your problem with her tattoos? Or is it because she has a girlfriend and you don’t?
probably not a fair comparison, that camel looks like it's being treated badly so I don't blame it for defending itself
They look better on her than me I guess
them girls r hot
They are trying to slit the camel’s throat, notice the blade in the right hand of justly tossed SOB.
Damn abs on her
Because she has camel toes.
So that’s why they call it ‘camel toe’.
not for all of use, clearly
Back in the saddle Vlad, take your white knight attitude elsewhere. The man has an opinion, like we do....that you bone camels.
People age and bodies look worse than when they are young. Why not enjoy it to the fullest while you have it? The future isn’t everything.
Dang, camels are huger than I realized
They're trying to stab it.
Well what is a weapon by your standards?
they are HOT. I'm gonna make my move...
That's what it is, sorta. It's for minor foot fractures. I had to wear one just like it once.
Well, uh, kinda witnessed? It's a pea pod in ranch, but the implication of the Gif is there. "itchynipz", 5h, just in case.
What are internet strangers for
Besides I went through something similar, not as acute but along those same lines, not getting out of my comfort zone. Took years of
Just throwing myself into social situations to get over it. I was forced to if I wanted my job to go anywhere
If you speed the video up that's what happens with me when I try to talk to girls.
Gotta give him credit for not resorting to that straight away.
That would explain the awesome abs.
I must be getting old, those jeans are fugly
...... It's already late I have been evolved to camel!
At this point you could probably just Google "The gif" & it would pop up.
Brutal fuckers. What a shame he didn't fall on his knife
Sort of what I was mostly focussing on ....
They can smell your fear...
Life in other countries isn't the same as that in the US. Stupid ignorant American
The lady on the right is so hot
Why on earth would you assume that I'm American? Who's the 'stupid ignorant' now?
Fucking vegan; I bet your lesbian
It baffles me that you think my issue with slaughtering animals in a cruel manner must mean that I'm a vegan. You just sound dumb as fuck.
Please answer the question: are you not a vegan lesbian? Lol I know you are. And that's how you win arguments! *explosions*
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, what day is it Mike?
Nope, not a vegan OR a lesbian so definitely not a vegan lesbian. I love a good steak and a good dick aint bad either.
You don't see civilised countries sticking a knife in the throat of a roped animal who's fighting for its life. Like I said, brutal fuckers.
I mean what you wrote is just plain racist. Fyi camel meat is a delicacy in the middle East. It Is similar to beef in my experience
You dumb bitch; you are lucky just because you were born in a good country. I am certain that YOU are not civilized
Enjoy the dog attack! You sound like a real winner!
Not when they're in a camel's mouth.
Wow you are a racist and don't understand double standards. I hope you die alone and in pain. Are your parents siblings?
They look good on no one ever
Ok old dude
Everyone looks like a grandma in them. Go mom jeans!
It really had nothing to do with age. Some styles are just hideous. High waisted anything. Rompers. Fake eyelashes. All terrible.
In fact, calling me old simply states that you like them only because they are in style now, and you're young and with it.
Having nothing to do with the style itself. So if being old means I actually know what looks good whether it's in style or not..then yea
That's what an old dude would say