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Good instincts, he'd survive a horror movie
Omg. That was too cute!
The ovaries of the blonde chick exploded
damnit kid, get it together!
Norwegian cyclist Alexander Kristoff after winning the 2015 Tour of Flanders
I think the blondes shock, scares the kid more than the bottle. She then feels bad for scaring him.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
This is the most accurate comment
Was taught in school how to survive a mass shooting
He's getting laid tonight. No not the kid, the cyclist.
She bent over into instant enter me position reflexively
She ovary acted.
This reply is beautiful. I want to make an equally witty comment, but I can't. Well done.
You bubbly fuck!
In her defense, my ovaries also exploded.
You have won the internet. Congratulations. The rest of you, go home.
Well I want to make a witty comment about your comment about their comment but actually... I have no comment.
I think he was scared of the one right beside him going off too
Nooo! My brovaries just exploded maaaaan!
You know, I don't think she did.
The only reason I'm not clicking upvote is because your number is at 420 and that's a good number. =D so hi5 instead?
The one on the left doesn’t know it yet but she pregnant
This is adorable
Thats quite the imagination you have
I'm a 33 y/o man and mine did as well.
when i did that she had a very different reaction
That's very probable. Young kids especially look to adults to see how to react to both physical and mental stimuli.
Okay asshole, what's your take on it?
I was nice about it, I couldve called you a moron for not realizing that he cant even see her, and a loud bottle pop is far louder but hey
I don't even have any, and still... time to fist a wall to get my manliness back.
Hide behind some very powerful legs.
Brunette. Plus I kinda prefer the toned down reaction to the blonde's
Game ovary dude
It's why I don't rush when my son takes a tumble, my mam on the other hand runs and cuddles at the slightest thud sound
It was top comment the last time this was posted too
It’s weird girls act like that around kids
Do you ever feel stupid, when you're condescending to a complete stranger? Or do you so frequently feel inferior that you jump at any chance
Do you feel this emotional about what he said about the blond? All I said was he had an imagination, that's so tame. Jesus Christ people lol
I am he. And pretty much. Lol.
Why do you feel justified in saying all the insulting shit to me when all I said was you were being a bit imaginative? Dumb hypocrite.
"It's going to make dad hit me again."
Kid would run from da d if that were true
I swear that never happens
Shes never seen such a load before
I love the girls' reactions.
Lil dude was just trying for some sympathy from the podium girls
And here, class, we have an excellent comment. It's short, includes a witty pun, and is humorous.
Ironic you're asking why they feel justified in saying insulting "shit" to you, when you did the same to me a few days ago.
No, you came out of nowhere and started saying crap to me. Dont act like we were having a peaceful discussion. This is why youre a douche.
I am going to steal and use that at one point with my girlfriend. We're Danish, but by God, I'll make it work somehow!
You come off very bitter and sad. I'm sorry
You come off as trying really hard to start drama where there isnt any. Dude, this is sad. Just because I swear doesn't mean anything
There's a difference between swearing and swearing at someone.
Only if youre really oversensitive. Also, this literally came up because I was commenting on people shitting on women. It wasnt opinion
And now you've been 'shitting" on me. Pot meet kettle.
Except I didnt do anything but argue with someone saying shitty things about women repeatedly. Not the fucking samd dude. At all.
Dude go get a life lol