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Sounds like a keeper
Better than the ole dick in the popcorn trick in an empty theater
That's actually pretty funny.
You mean a full theater?
That clearly sounds like the dude was joking.
I'm wondering if she has a sense of humor.
A movie house.
Where they show films instead of movies.
where are you from that cinema is a new word to you?
You mean home alone?
More people make it more buttery though
Or he cares so much about what people think and to be cool that he lied on social media
I mean that's probably how he got the date in the first place
You mean walking down the street?
When I first read it I assumed he was joking too. And I still do.
Idk that’s sounds like someone just trying to flex super hard
Lied... Seems more like a joke. His friends propably knows that he couldnt afford this
He lied on social media! The nerve of that guy.
I mean no disrespect for women, but what's up with them not having sense of humor most of the time. I only met a couple who did.
I dont get the first date at a cinema. Its not like you are gonna talk to each other
Who the hell would believe that? Seems like a very obvious joke to me
"I'm not a sexist but..."
They weren't attracted to you is all. If they were attracted to you then every dumb thing you'd say would make them laugh
You mean on the field at the superbowl?
This equates to when I find a parking spot at the front of a place and I say “I called ahead to reserve this spot”. Yes, I am a dork.
No I meant they joking around with friends and stuff
Nah, it's obviously a joke, one does not simply just rent a whole theatre
my first date was a hotel room with 5 hours non-stop fucking. Long distance sure is fun.
Thats a nice way to get to know each other's inside out
Snapchat is so stupid
Women are funny and cool.
If it's an empty theater you might as well just whip out your womb broom and get dome in the back row
Never met a black girl that used the word Cinema
Protip if you mean no disrespect to a group, try not to stereotype them. Particularly with negative attributes
Probably from the UK
Otherwise why do you need the popcorn? You're the only ones there; just fuck y'all.
Yeah, I think she knew that. It’s a very cringe worthy joke though
I've rented out a theatre for a Smash Bros tourney so yes they do.
Pro tip: Ask them not to salt the popcorn if you do this.
It's an easy way to get comfortable around another person and it gives you something to talk about afterwards for easy conversation (1/2)
Sounds like he dodged a bullet
Kendrick Lamar did
starters after if you go to eat or what not. Plus if they talk during the movie it lets you know to just move on. (2/2)
I don't think anyone I know has ever said cinema and I'm whiter than an 850 credit score.
I'm a grumpy old fuck, but snapkiking or instafacing on a date seems like poor form, I wouldn't be interested anymore either.
Just something I experienced to be the case. If that makes you happy I can list positive ones if you want me to.
You sound like you've had experience.
I’ve rented out a theatre for my best friend and her daughter.
I mean you're only showing it to people you've added, and like they probably know your financial status
What what? I'm getting confused
5 hours nonstop kind of sounds like work to me
are you saying they joke around with their friends and not you?
That's cause you're a boring old fart, for anyone who still does fun shit its a good time
You're a cringe worthy joke
I did that. Vin diseal laughed when I came early
yeah but after a few months of trying to get some dick 5 hours is nothing
I'm saying in a group of friends it's gonna be the guys trying to be funny
Yeah he might’ve been joking, but I mean...it asked for cringe-worthy stuff, and joking or not, that’s some hardcore cringe.
You mean the ole dick in the slushie trick? I got fired from Sonic for that one.
If you can't make a girl laugh, then that's probably on you.
Nah, wouldn't be long enough to make it into the box
*Plot Twist* Star Wars marathon starts playing.
as a funny female, i disagree. expand your circle of friends
I'd laugh. Girls seems super uptight. Guy was just joking.
why would you do this? the heat, the salt,hell the butter wouldn't help. what about fucking kernel husks under your foreskin? if you have it
I agree. Sitting next to a stranger in a dark room trying to enjoy some movie that was probably compromised on by both parties. Weird to me.
Join the group of people misunderstanding the statement. They asked above, look for it, it's not about my jokes.
Depending on the guy, that might not have been a joke. You may take it as a joke, but there are guys douchy enough to do this and mean it.
I live in LA and this type of behavior is common and no they are not joking most of the time. People lie all the time for their ‘following’
Damn I think you’re actually right, you might be a grumpy old fuck. Not so bad though, that senior discount has gotta be hella sweet!!
Facts ain’t sexist.
Snapchat is fun shit? Get a life before you start calling someone else boring.
So stupid. Stupider than stupid. Like as stupid as stupid could possibly be.
Snapchat itself isn't, but you and your friends can use it to share moments and get together to do dumbshit
Depends, if you used snapchat or facebook live to announce it, you come across as crass. Like the person mentioned.
Jesus. I was being sarcastic.
You're saying anecdotally that women don't have a sense of humour. I'm extrapolating that this is probably largely because they either 1
You think I wouldn’t just google that shit?
Don't find you funny, or enjoy the type of humour that you think is funny. It's such a weird and broad statement that I'm not surprised 2
I had a woman on a 2nd date tell me she was moving in and asked me to cosign on a car for her. I posted about it in 2015.
There are people misunderstanding you. 3
There are certainly funny women, also, he's right when he says that in groups of men and women, the women tend to make less jokes.
I did too. No idea what Jack Reacher is about.
Sure, if you don't want to live a little.
story time, please. Also, 5 hours? Who came first? Second? More??
For me as the guy, most cringeworthy thing she has done was do porn talk during sex. Like the bad acting porn talk. The kind that you mute.
met guy online, hit it off, got lewd on cam for months, met up and fucked, and he came inside my ass. There u go
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
I have done this
That’s my favorite part, like the toy in the cereal box!
Anal first date? I call it fake. Its a fake guys
Oh come on. That's funny!
Lost in New York? The streets are numbered.
Why would you need to put it in the popcorn if no one else is there to see?
Sounds like something I’d do
Even if it wasn't a joke I still would have laughed so hard. That is too funny.
I used to deliver pizza, this one no tip dick took the pizza, started taking pics and said....."dis wut get'n dat money be like bitch (1/2)
(2/2) ass nigga....fuk with me" guy was legit trying to act pimp by getting our pizza and brownie special for $11.99
Yeah I saw the tweet’s thread and she admits that she knew it was a joke, but was fed up with the guy’s antics by this point in the date
Moral of the story there are some serious fucking retard people who care entirely too much what others think about them.
Wouldn't your dick get hot butter on it tho?
Seriously. I felt like it would have had plenty of added salt and butter as it was. However, I don’t recall ordering cheesy popcorn......
Eh, a joke is all in the delivery.
I think people forgot what cringe is nowadays, real cringe are those imgur cringe dumps not this shit
You may want to watch the way you mangle words.
...♫everybody that you meet has an original point of view♪
Most cringe worthy- he put his hands in my hair and pulled really hard - asking “ is this real” ?
That is quite the typical LA mentality. It’s not about who you are or what you have, but who you APPEAR to be and APPEAR to have.
Another one stared at me for a while - my eyes . Asked me if those were mine .
Better than him turning in a scorpion and raping you with giant scorpian dick
Whiter than an 850 credit score... this I'm using
Not a date, but my ex gave me an empty box for Christmas and said “I wish I could put how I feel for you in this box”
There is nothing about this exclusive to any one region. Showing off fake wealth and status symbols is fucking EVERYWHERE.
Maybe... stick with me here.... you aren’t funny.
Went to watch a movie with a couple friends who were dating. Good thing I don’t like popcorn
The cinema??? Hah! Whatever the hell that means...
Please tell me you left.
Apparently she knew he was joking but was fed up with his antics by that point in the date.
I agree about it being funny... lighten up there sweetheart.
Not much to elaborate got my dick sucked in the back of a movie theater
Is this a Seinfeld episode?
no. real experience.
You must know my dad
I always say “huh, they must’ve known I was coming”
I loudly announce “VIP, bitchezz!” Whether someone’s in the car with me or not.
And here I am lickin dick in a non empty theatre
And not an enjoyable one at that...
I think it's harder to tease/joke with guys. I've found my jokes get taken as offensive :( and/or guys don't laugh unless they're attracted
He sounds funny
To you. So it makes it awkward. On the one hand you want to play around like they're your brother but you can get accused of being a tease
Or flirt or worse so its safer just to be nice and pleasant. Sometimes you're lucky but often guys end up making it awkward. Its unfortunate
That's just called class
*Offensive or as flirting when that's not the intension
Dad? Is that you?
I imagined Tom from parks and recs saying it.
Set the scene. Back of a movie theater, CluelessAmerican, OP's mom, you can fill in the blanks
Life gave him sugar, and he made lemonade. (Gotta sugar lemonade or its too sweet)
And you could have replied "I see that you *did*..."
He needs a quick shot in the crotch -- followed by "About as real as *that*..."
Research Glaucon. Philosopher who argued that exact point.
Yeah, I can see that. I like to keep my dorkiness between myself and my date so that it stays true and isn’t a douchey move.
You’re on 3rd and 12th, need to get to 2nd and 15th? Three over and one down ya simple snitch.
And yet, we don't know this guy or the girl and we just assume he's being funny and she's being boring. Maybe he's just a twat.
You're meant to. The staff can pick it up easy from the seat and throw it away. It's so it doesn't roll under the seats themselves.
Some one doesn’t have a sense of humor, funny guy.
The cleaning staff are paid to clean up. It's their job to do that.
I've done this sometimes... yeah I'm not proud of myself.
Or, just to blow your mind, you could put it in the bins on the way out of the theatre. You literally walk right past them.
do you shit on bathroom floors when you see that janitors work there?
Did you go on a date with Tom Haverford?
The cinemas here literally tell you to leave it on the seats.
Figures that Imgur would side with the guy here.
Or you could just throw your trash away. It's super easy.
If that’s the worst, she’s doing fine.
It’s a grid system, motherfucker!
fukkin imgur dropped my comment I think. We were homos, how else could we bang?
Nowhere would ever ask you to do that, so that ain't comparable.
Just an early Dad joke, nothing to worry about
“Oh your inside me! I feel you moving around! You are so huge! Oh god yes!” I’m avg sized... not saying it wasn’t a confidence boost, but
Damn was it annoying.
How else would you do it in 140 characters in your second language?
Funny how you’re getting downvoted for stating facts, plenty of cinemas near me have signs saying to leave the rubbish for the staff to get.
I always mute porn anyway because hearing other dudes grunt and moan is gay
I like how ppl downvote like they know where you live, and specific cinema policy.
Well you're wrong because I now intend to do that.
Guys like this exist, and they're not joking. My brother would do this exact same thing.
My local one asks you to. So that staff can "ensure it is properly recycled".
If you leave your refillable popcorn tub on your seat, I love you ;D
fair enough. Just wondering what qualified as annoying... that passes the test.
Maybe.. it's a weird concept so pay close attention. Not everyone is an egoistic ahole on the internet and the statement wasn't about my jok
es, rather about behavior in general. I know it's hard thinking outside the box, but I believe together we can do it!
Empty theaters usually get really cold because of the aircon being set for many more people -- so it's probably a .. short..sighted plan!
Yeah but you don't have to make their jobs harder? The bins are literally on your way out usually
My list of personal issues is long, calling ppl bitches coz they don't suck my dick is not on that list.
That sounds a lot like hentai speak. Was she asian or watched a lot of anime?
You’re my kinda dweeb.
Do what? Make bald faces assertions based on assumptions and anecdotal evidence? I wouldn't.
Abort! Not fake at all
Are you alone at the time?
Yes to both.
lmao right, your comment is at -40 because the problem is with everyone on earth but you
Well there you go. She was trying to be like those japanese anime girls in hentai videos.
Yeah. She ruined Asians for me.
You weren't asked to, so no
This is called stimulating the economy via job creation
Your comment would make sense if I complained about ppl not finding me funny, but I didn't. Practice reading before misinterpreting
Yeah it really depends on tone, like if he was just being silly I think that’s hilarious
Yes and no. I lived there for years. Was just there. My peeps and I just golf and grill, surf, rock the casbah...do not engage with kooks.
I would think that would be kind of funny...
That's your loss, buddy
I think that's most of social media. We only ever post the good stuff