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Tom and Jerry. The early years
Are they gonna stay friend?
That's a hamster
For I am HumblePaw the Grey and just as the prophecy foretold, I am lover, not fighter.
No, it's a cat
I'm just now learning you can spell 'hamster' without the 'x' at the front.
Tom and Gerald?
Look it the cat packed a lunch?
"Hamster X" sounds like next gen Skrillex
Jerry got old and fat
Not according to my phone.
How many times will you have to type it in your browser before it the one with the X doesn't come up automatically?
Too much Jerry for one Tom
Jerry was a mouse, but because of the cuteness I'll allow it
When jerry is infected with toxoplasmosis
The mouse doesn’t realize the kitten is it’s natural predator, but yeah enjoy cuddles while it lasts lol
Destroyer of dreams!!
That hamsters will be a cat turd by years end..you cant trust a cat..period
Was Jerry giving Tom a binky?
Somebody needs to write a book about HumblePaw the Grey and his sidekick, Squire FluffyPants.
not a mouse
Artistic & poetic license. Don’t be so literal (my mother’s worst insult!)
Maybe have lunch one day.
See username, ask again
What is this potato? - cat
Are we human, or are we dancer?
that cat has seen some serious shit...
What anime is this?
Konosuba, my favorite comedy anime
"Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!" It's good
HumblePaw woke up from his brief nap, yawned and looked out at his kingdom; the wall-to-wall carpet covered living room and the narrow hall.
A hint of this morning's tuna was still detectable on his breath & he smiled as the heavenly stench filled his nostrils. "Today will be "
"another great adventure for us," he said to FluffyPants. "Today were gonna chew threw some indispensable chords and shed loads in the hall"
One cat enters, no mice leave
Ok what kind of cat is this
I can strangely relate. William?
More like John and Terry.
Tom and Hamtaro, then
Tom and not jerry
Well this sounds like the title of a porn image.
It's possible. Indoor cats don't need to hunt to eat and growing together...
Yes, Jerry is an asshole! Always hated him for all that senseless violence!
Son of a bitch... you made fp with this and I posted it earlier +1 fucker
Deleted... have all the glory
"pssst! Lets kill the hunams" -thatrodentnamedjerry "shut up Jerry, they filming us!" -Tomdapuss
I don't recall Jerry being a hamster
As someone who used to live in a log home - serves those bastards right.
The hunter becomes the hunted
Jerry's cousin from Mexico, Jericho.
Got ‘em all! Guuuud kitteh!
Itchy and Scratchy :-)
You're a hamster
Russian Blue or British shorthair or maybe even a Scottish fold. They are very derpy looking and cute.
He so round
The derp is SO cute
why would you spell it without the x. I love xhamster. Most interesting short stories.
Hickory dickory dock, The mice ran up his clock.
Is that a Russian blue?
Eat that vermin
mice infestation. How do you kill the mice without chemicals on the grain? Cat.