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Man this guy really hates horses.
His part on college had me on the floor laughing so hard
And the horse demands adulation from everyone for simply not entirely destroying the hospital.
This is a great set for those who haven't seen it. All his stuff is good, in fact.
Fucking love John Mulaney
Great special but it really threw me at the end when he admitted to smoking cocaine. Little whiplash there.
Yeah I think his addiction issues (mentioned in previous specials) were no joke. Good to see that he's gotten that all worked out.
Could've been worse. We could've been stuck with Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend's wife.
His bit on the Salt and Pepper Diner is my favorite.
It's close between that and his "new in town" bit for me.
I don’t know about worse. Bad? Oh yes. WORSE? That requires some imaginative speculation that I would be happy to hear.
I'll take a horse over a snake anyday
Mulaney is probably one of the best comics around right now. Even his appearances on talk shows are amazing.
My girlfriend now pets my hair patches and calls me monkey man.... thanks mulaney
There's a question that only black out drunks and Urkel can ask. "Did I...do. that.?"
The scariest part is when the horse is doing a better job than the last guy who was running the hospital.
Sure seems to enjoy horsing around though.
but now we need a horse catcher and do not have one.
that's fine. im going to say lets not let animals into hospitals all together.
Agreed, but we only had the snake and the horse to choose from.
...but he's not... there's something horrible going on almost every day that would qualify as potentially impeachable.
I gotta ask about your username. Why Sa?
keep in mind it was the final choice by both parties to say, HORSE AND SNAKE ARE ONLY OPTIONS. yet we get in huge arguments over the parties
It was originally just S but some places didn't allow usernames with only numbers so I added the "a" out of frustration and it stuck.
I love his standuo and interviews. His Broadway show on Netflix is pretty awful
I love his bit about how bad of a driver he is
the stuff repubs got mad at obama about doing, trump does 10 fold. except for the befriending dictators. obama didnt do that. but trump does
we need to not be mad at each other over our political beliefs. be mad at the parties for not allowing a decent candidate to prosper.
Yo, if you want to do a joke about Sarah Jessica Parker, just do a joke about Sarah Jessica Parker.
Or the horse hired Cambridge Analytics (and russian horses) to warp feeble minds into believing a woman was a snake
No, she’s definitely a snake. And it’s funny how obama did the same thing and he was herald a “pioneer of digital campaigning” trump does it
And he’s a crook. Go figure. No bias in play, I’m sure
It's a beautiful horse. Believe me. All people said there is not horse like him. It's the best at horsing
At least Clinton didn't have to pay for it.
The horse should have a slightly bigger horse to take care of it. Like dogs with horses
You mean "why buy the cow" bit. My wife loves that bit as much as i do.
*Sarah Jessica Parker
"probably one of the best" minimally committal endorsements are my favorite
it honestly doesn't matter what other presidents did. you should be looking forward with what you have to work towards bettering the country
I gave you more money than the Civil War cost, AND YOU SPENT IT ALL READY?
Well I can name quite a few better ones but this guy really took me by surprise. The "The Oh, Hello Show" was amazing.
“Hey it’s college! Remember?” And I say “Why yes of course.”
definitely very good. super polished routine. just different than like a casual bit by Bill Burr or CK. i think he is great though.
I came in to say just that
Wow, Lee Evans looks good for his age.
This made the show. Oh and Mr JJ Bittenbinder.
When you're stuck in a portapotty, it doesn't matter if the hole is 10 feet or 20 feet.
Of course you did you big stupid fucking horse.
We refer to the president as a horse in a hospital around my house now. It eases the anxiety significantly.
I can’t hear or say “bone dry” without thinking it in his voice. All bc of his bone dry toothbrush his Dad called him out on.
I liked his other special a lot, but I couldn’t really get into this one. Felt a little off somehow.
BECAUSE ITS THE ONE THING YOU CANT REPLACE
Not the same. Cambridge An. falsified stories in order to create shape opinions (pizzahut pedosexring etc.). Using big data is not the same
As manipulating people with falsified information. I mean the rifts those bastards created in the USA is bringing your country to ruin
They both stole users data to target certain demographics.
No, but it matters a lot if the hole is three feet or six feet. With one of those, a whole lot more people are going to drown in shit...
I disagree. Neither scenario is ideal, but I'd much rather be in a 10 ft shithole than a 20 ft shithole.
I wish I could see what people find funny about him. I think I like his writing more than his stand up, to be honest
GAAAAHHHDAAMMIT *SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE*
I think he’s fantastic but I did notice he recycled some material from his first stand up special and hilarity for charity.
Most likely one of the better ones given my current train of thought, I could be wrong, but given my recent judgement, likely one of the be
Anti Trump jokes... Christ, it's like first day on the "how to hit easy targets with your stand up" course
Oh, Hello is so fucking fantastic. You have to be familiar with theater since it’s mostly lampshading that, but my word, it does it well.
Yes, it's all over the hospital floors. From the horse.
i have a friend of a friend who is apparently bittenbinder's grandson
"Grab them by the pony"
For me a lot of it is in his delivery
Who would downvote this?
This text sounds British in my head
And calling neo-fascist racists “...some very fine people.” Obama didn’t say that. Source: he didn’t.
Personally I feel the Presidents done good and bad things, much like all the rest, but this is a good/funny description of it all.
Seen him do standup in person 4 times, 2 of which were the same exact set, the 3rd had some of those jokes as well, and it was still amazing
Trump, Mrs. Trump, and a horse.
Had fallon interviewed cardi b alone, for instance, it would have been really awkward. John mulaney helped that interaction quite a bit.
I smell a robot... Prove! Prove you aren't a robot!
I hate how every comedian thinks they’re a political commentator now.
The horsecatcher is making sure the horse is actually catchable; if so, that’s what he’ll do. Maybe the horse will even help....
This is extremely insulting to horses.
mulaney has reached master status alongside currents like burr & oswalt who also have never released a subpar album or special.
Even in your abstracted example it really does make a difference.
I hate to break it to you but the horse is also a snake. People talked up Trump like he wasn't corrupt, now all we get is nepotism/cronyism
The President is not supposed to be a career politician, they are meant to be an actual representative of the citizenry. At the very least 1
Hey, horses can be entertaining, but they don't belong in a hospital.
It's not an equitable action no matter how much you want to believe it was so you can say both sides were just as bad.
we can hope that Trump's election will start to make people realize they don't have to vote for professional politicians. 2
So how are people going to feel if his time in the hospital is up, but they hold the door for him again so he can stay another four years?
but obama wore a tan suit. A TAN SUIT, SUSAN!
"the gays" could be that gay. And during a standup no less! He deserves a gay medal of honor
why is the Flash telling jokes?
Why is he doing stand up when he should be busy saving Central City?
He doesn't look like a guy who "used to" do anything!
Obama sure helped the division with his race baiting and shoving policies down our throats
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait are you serious?
What's new pussycat?!
He’s absolutely brilliant at filling in the details when he tells a joke.
Caught this exact 'horse' set of his live in L.A. when I was still super depressed about the election. Now Mulaney is my favorite comedian.
& at the grand opening of the new ER all he wants to talk about his how he walked into the hospital and an impossible amount of ppl clapped
No doubt, but he’s still the lesser of two evils
Yeah, but unless you allow the media to whip you into a frenzy about every little thing he does, you're some kind of a monster.
Saw it live, my face and ribs hurt from laughing so dang much.
You mean like we would have anyway? I mean forreal people act like the other person wasn't the same way. We won't get true change unless
BWAAAAAAH! WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT?!
Things change big time, and they won't unless we make the changes ourselves.
I mean, if you watch the whole bit, he's pretty fair about it. Admits he didn't pay attention to the last guy etc.
Have you seen him with Cardi B? It was like a human meeting an alien for the first time. I need a series of him meeting celebrities.
Same here. Always loved everything he did and i couldnt get into this one.
His Delta airlines bit always gets me
Don't say that. Not on my good liberal meme site!
Despite that he’s already caught about twenty horses in just one year?
Thankfully, Obama ramming policies through without actually passing legislation is exactly what allows Trump to undo them.
Nice deflection, that is false btw. Only ever saw Fox"news" force the racebaiting issue.
How was Clinton, in anyway similar to Trump? People say this and then never give a reason.
And the entire diner... lost their minds.
I keep being told that, but... Dave Chapelle's Netflix specials put tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard. Mulaney made me slightly chuckle.
Not personality wise. I mean I'm the sense that they are both cut of the same cloth. They are both most concerned about themselves.
If you honestly can't see that they are both selfish assholes I don't know what to tell you.
He said he wanted to get rid of due process.
I first thought that this guy was hosting a game show, that stage design sure looks like one.
It’s not false. Obama is the most divisive president in American history and a big reason why Clinton lost. She was gonna be obama jr
This is probably the best thing I've heard about him that I can agree with.
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT
I thought it was John Mulaey: The Comeback kid or someshit like that
Yea, Baltimore riots, Ferguson riots, Oakland riots all just a coincidence
AW I KNEW THE STUPID FUCKING HORSE WAS GOING TO TYPE THAT!
He’s at the top of his game.
I saw this show live in Portland, it was pretty good. I actually liked the guy that opened for him BETTER, but can't find his name!!!
We have neither
destroying the hospital yet*
Weird.. Watching this right now
I hope he gets his own Late Night talk show someday
The only difference between the use of the data is the letter after the persons name that used it
OMG STREET SMARTS!! You want it? Go get it!
Plot twist: This was written in 2008...
I've already watched this standup 3 times.
Pretty sure it’s made people realize we REALLY need to stick with career politicians.
Kid Gorgeous is so great. It's awesome to see him getting better at what he does.
The bit about the jukebox when he was young is pure gold pressed latinum
By what metric? If the goal is who leaves the most piles of horse shit in the hallways, I absolutely agree.
One of my absolute favorite comedians just watched this last week. Highly recommend.
just watched it all... its good... I'm an instant fan. and as a black man, i'm disappointed and shocked he is not gay
Wait is this not funny or an I just dumb?
Wow, anti Trump humor. Sooooooo edgy
I couldn’t disagree more emphatically.
I’m the guy in the middle going: “Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay...”
I don't like how a quarter of this special recycled from SNL
Well, that’s why we had an election. And guess what, you lost.
Switch the first pane to say "it's like there's a horse in the hospital" without mentioning politics, and I bet everyone still gets it.
I'd love to come across a comedian that isn't obsessed with Trump. The topic is so exhausting at this point.
It was a surprise to everyone. I’ll wager my wallet it doesn’t happen again though. Worst president in history.
I watched for 20 mins but couldnt get the vibe. Then i let it play in the car & listened, i loved it! (Drove with phone in backpack btw)
He’s gotten more done in a year and half than Obama did in 8
Whispers: why do you do this?
Oh I get it. This is in reference to the best thing that has happen to the United States of America in the last decade.
It was a surprise to “everyone” bc self righteous liberals think they’re gods gift to the earth and they could never be wrong. They were
while in the process of totally destroying the hospital.
Shooo get out of here
He is a proud Asian American woman and he demands respect!
That's a different special.
I hate how people think freedom of speech only applies to them.
Check out Bert kreischer, I rarely laugh at any comic because I’m a dry person but I smirked a few times listening to him
Not every comedian does political jokes, but there have always been comedians who do.
Everyone's different. I used to love Bo Burnham, now I don't think he's funny. But all my friends love him more than ever.
"If their actions weren't equal, how come I keep insisting they are??"
... I see the resemblance, but on the off chance you're serious, The Flash is Grant Gustin. :P
I saw this at random far too often, always makes me laugh
And yet we have a " reality" game show host with multiple bankruptcies as president.
Didn't say anything about taking sides. Just found it amusing how hypocritical Imgur is.
Wasn't talking about Obamacare, I was referring to things like the Iran deal
Just a reminder three million more people voted for Clinton than for Trump.
One being praised and the other being demonized for stealing data is so hypocritical.The means used to steal it is irrelevant.Wrong for both
A simple man indeed.
Nearly EVERY comedian EVER has been a political commentator. From our poo-hurling ancestors to Ben Franklin to Lenny and Eddie and Trevor.
Something new to learn, everyday
“You know, for years scientists have wondered if you can make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual”
You only ever see race riots during Democrat presidencies
Given my state of mind, I might be somewhat in favor of agreeing with the gist of what you're saying. Or not.
Lol what the fuck is this supposed to prove? The desperation and overall saltiness on the left is the best part about trump winning
Or maybe, if you're not an urban liberal living in a coastal state, the narrative is a little different.
Just a reminder, that doesn’t fucking matter, she still lost
As of now we have 132 downvoters who have voted for Tr- I mean opened the door to the horse
Oh Gawd damn, I remember having to go to things like that when I was a kid.
Oh, are you syrian?
I like that suit!
It kind of matters if your point is about what Americans want and who they supported. Popular vote still determines popular support.
What makes you think that?
That happened in an ep of Chicago Hope lol.
Hmm. What does a chart showing how little he's accomplished have to do with the claim that he's accomplished a lot? That's a real corker.
He's not been a sitting politician for decades
Only when they dont watch over their dogs.
Nah. Nowhere close.
Also that's quite a prevalent mentality: "the best part is how angry he makes the other side". Politics by spite is sure gaining ground.
And here I thought Trump was supposed to be a "uniter".
It's a great special, but it's better if you don't watch any of his interviews.
If obama's campaign had done something illegal we would have heard about it 24/7 for 8 years. Dude was so clean they had to be mad over //
tan suits and mustard
Guy looks like Barry Allen from the flash
Now, replace “Horse” with Trump, and “Hospital” with White House. Sorry but at this point its obvious some ppl need it spelled out for them
I gave up watching comedy years ago. I've seen some of this guys stuff and I honestly wonder why he doesn't just start ranting.
It would be a monkey in that case /s
God can’t hear you!
That whole bit was hysterical
Man she seemed dumb like a brick in that interview
Maybe I should buy some Twitter stock
Why did i watch all those interviews in conan or meyers, it spoiled most of this special :/
And then after a year and a half of this horse in the hospital, talks begin of letting a zebra in to make up for it.
Hey, I was a Trump supporter (not sure if I still am), but even I found this funny.
*WHEN* you get abducted....
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the funniest man alive.
The salt and pepper diner!
oh cool. I'll have to see that then
“When you get kidnaped”
Well let's just go back to 1 of the 2 ways things were before the horse, my attention span doesn't let me remember if that was good or bad.
That's a cop out for "I voted for him" as far as I'm concerned.
Not a fan of his delivery. He's all over the place too like he's trying to be dane cook. And his voice is almost as bad as Schumer
How fucked up is that??
It’s a solid bit. But probably his weakest of the set. The rest is absolute gold. His other specials too.
I'd love to come across a Trump supporter who doesn't throw a fit and start bitching everytime someone makes fun of the pres.
yeah when i saw the thumbnail before i went to the page and I was like...Barry??
haha - I snorted a little, thank you!
I saw this live and there were all sorts of people yelling out their opinions.
He's been my favorite stand up since the "what's new pussycat" skit from his comedy Central special. Saw him live. He's amazing.
He has a bit about how he's very gay, but somehow not actually gay. "Like they forgot to put that part in at the factory" I think it goes
Well this format does butcher the delivery a bit. Like all stand-up, it's much better to actually see him perform it
Other than just knowing in your little heart of hearts that that’s true, what statistics do you have for proof?
I like Mulaney, and I don't completely hate Trump. This was a clever bit. But yes, it's getting a little old hearing every comic's (1/2)
Except his short lived sitcom. It was god awful.
version of "hey, you guys want to hear what I think of Trump for a few minutes?"
Which is disappointing since he promised to destroy the hospital before going in.
Like a horse in a hospital. What he doesn't break he shits on.
It's honestly in poor taste and lacks creativity. I've found most of them to a degree copy the others. Any idiot in a suit can say something
Derogatory about the current president. It takes a true professional to make a crowd laugh off of original stuff.
I don't personally care for trump but I've come across way more people who get upset if you support trump or bad mouth Bernie or Hillary
He's never personally bankrupted ever. The dude's owned parts of hundreds of businesses, a pretty small percentage of them have bankrupted
NOT FUNNY. (you would have needed to see this to get the reference.)
He has more than one show
You want my money? GO GET IT!
I love this guy, this'll be the first thing I watch in the morning
There you are... a comment I was looking for.
Attacking the media. Ignoring the Emoluments Clause. Lying about the Trump Tower meeting. Firing Comey in an admitted attempt at obstruction
I think Monica and Bill broke up a while ago. Decades in fact.
Not disclosing the Stormy Daniels payments. Michael Cohen’s pay-for-play actions. And that doesn’t touch the indecency of his actions.
Now we know what happened to the 4th Property Brother..
I see zero resemblance to Dane Cook or Amy Schumer in any of his sets. I think he looks and sounds like a child and it’s hilarious.
I saw him perform Kid Gorgeous in SF. Phenomenal.
He looks like a plastic version of Grant Gustin, AKA The Flash.
Look at these wiggly letters!
So if you're not part of the most connected, educated, and affluent part of the country you see no problems. I wonder why...
Not a Trump supporter? So says the guy with nothing but rightwing bitching in all his comments. This post made you butthurt. Deal with it.
I liked "new in town" better
Not really I've never been a trump supporter, I certainly didn't vote for him, I tend to lean more right than left on a lot of issues but/
Caught his set in Chicago and I was giggling like a little girl and slapping my knee for 2 hours straight. There’s something wrong with me
Lol you think the us is currently prosperous? You think trump is keeping things peaceful?
The horse is new in town
I stand by my point that its those who oppose trump (most just regurgitating the garbage that cnn, vox, and buzzfeed spew with little to no/
and 10 blocks around it.
I think it might be that second one.
valid sources) that yell the loudest and get the most upset when you disagree with them.
I wanna say something really snide how that's probably her more than everyone knows, but I don't know.
That's the opposite of what I said, but okay.
I disagree. Lots of non-politicians would have done the job very well. I would have liked to see Warren Buffet run.
Story of my life.
You can blame Obama and his fans. 8 years of calling anyone who disagreed with any policy a racist, "bitter clingers", "deplorables", etc
You sound stupid af. Anyone can be a political commentator. It’s called freedom of speech. Are only certain people allowed to comment?
huh? if you want to compare infidelity, Trump's got Bill beat, Bill wasn't even on the ticket. also Trump ran on violating 6 amendments
I think he tried to be tactful, but I also don't really understand why an entertainer would purposely alienate any portion of their audience
Hillary investigations lasted 4 years, special counsel during Clinton lasted years. Mueller's only had 1 year & produced 23 indictments
Harris or Booker is going to win 2020
Exactly, even if you disagree with Trump's performance, we need to rid ourselves of the practice of electing corrupted uniparty members.
saw this lube @ Foxwoods in CT a few weeks ago and it was hilarious, I highly recommend it to anyone who can access it
I dont know dude. They made fun of Obama and Bush a lot and i don't really remember their supporters getting pissed like Trump supporters.
live ugh lol
I love this - can anyone on IMGUR plz make these dozens images into a single GIF? ... but a slow enough slide-show to actually read them
It seems like bad business, he must be located in an area that has a large number of liberals and small number of conservatives.
He sounds like Roger from American Dad but it's his real voice
I'm new in town and it gets worse.
Fucking thank you. - PSA: it helps to write 'source:' so that it is easier to search for exactly that. Especially when not a Youtube link
I want politicians because they know how to negotiate. They can compromise. They’re lawyers and constitutional scholars. They have developed
Radio City Music Hall. I'm able to separate a talented, likable comic from an opinion I disagree with. But I also agree, it's bad business
And the miracle of how this horse somehow excretes an endless deluge of steaming hot fresh bull shit, which 35% of people inexplicably eat?
and the horse will keep shitting on the floor
relationships both in DC and overseas. We need experienced diplomats. Being a good businessman just isn’t enough. Politics are more complex.
This took up way too much of his show, I thought he was going to talk about it for like 30 seconds and move on but nooo, and it was not 1/2
Very funny compared to the rest of the show :/
mostly BECAUSE I think he's talented and likable. He doesnt need to rely on this stuff, where the Colberts and Kimmels absolutely do.
lol that's awesome
Saw this set live, he’s honestly one of the best working comedians right now. Hope he gets a talk show soon.
My girlfriend works at Yoshinoya Beef Bowl.
Plenty of Obama supporters would get up in arms if you said anything negative about him but my point was that people still haven't moved/
As someone who's mother literally said that shit when I lived with my boyfriend before marrying him, I love that bit.
I remember folks saying the same about Louis C.K., I just hope he stays scandal free, I'll keep my fingers crossed
passed this election and immediately get upset and start yelling if you praise trump or bad mouth Hillary or Bernie
What else s as funny?
NOO.... JES. SPACE BAR SPACE BAR INDENT
A great stand-up routine. This post (while nice and all) doesn't do it justice.
This was the clip that made me seek out more John Mulaney material.
I have not seen his stuff, but I mostly were referencing them. My favorite part was ( I think Colbert) made fun of the First Lady
Okay good to know thanks
So he doesn't cry.
When she fucked up a word, in a language that's not her first language, not to mention that she speaks I think three languages besides
One feels like a duck, when splashing around in all this wet; and when one feels like a duck... ONE IS HAPPY!
I love John Mulaney, but I'll still vote for Trump again.
English. ( I may be wrong) but it's just in such poor taste.
i'm afraid i don't take your meaning. are you saying it was shocking, or that it made you retrospectively not like the set because you are
now disappointed in him
This set is on Netflix, John Mulaney in Radio City
I'm not going to blame Obama for you literally just saying your favorite part of this was spite. Party of personal responsibility, remember?
It's on Netflix. Just out. Heavily promoted. Mentioned specifically by the OP in the OP.
Huh I didn't know the Flash did stand-up (/s)
He's like the white Donald Glover. Looking forward to Mulaney's first rap album
Not if... WHEN
I have a great deal of appreciation for the correct spelling of "loose".
You don’t consider Charlottesville a race riot? Wrong color?
Him, Ari Saffir and Gary Gulman are my favorite modern comedians.
John Mulaney is my new crush
Has to be on HBO or something similar. Network seems to turn everything into weak sauce.
Someone let Bill Hader know it's over between us.
Thank you stranger, I will watch this.
Wait, I saw a bit similar to this when he was a guest on a talk show... he's recycling his own material! BOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...........
Wonder if the horse booked a flight with Delta Airlines
He's my favorite comedian. He was on Conan last night with nick Kroll and he hilarious
He and nick Kroll were on Conan last night and it was awesome
love this guy. presentation and material is spot on.
Officer Brian BITTENbinder
I wouldnt call a few dorks standing around with tiki torches a riot. I think if whites in America really wanted to race riot, you'd know.
Oh wait no, JJ
That guy is real, bee tee dubs. Has a few VHS specials and everything.
Ah gotcha. Makes sense. My username, I used to constantly swap with how many F's were in my name until I saw sites flagging me for "muff"
Incitatus ... never forget thetimestream.wordpress.com/2013/10/10/historical-oddities-incitatus-the-horse-caligula-made-senator/
Please tell me how violating the Emoluments clause of the Constitution isn’t impeachable. How pay for play (if he’s involved) isn’t? And I’d
He or she meant shocking.
say obstruction of justice, a federal crime, is pretty impeachable. Go ahead and pretend you’re smarter than me. Tell me your amazing ...
constitutional law credentials. Did you go to Harvard or Yale?
Hahahaha! This was my favorite!
Lmao that's a much better story!
Bill Clinton was under special council investigation for 5 years
Uh, in my experience, Trump supporters are always the first ones to bring up 2016. Because there've been a lot less wins since then.
Standing around? A woman was murdered. It was literally a few hundred or thousand people marching, then rioting, over race.
Like, it's typically, "Hey, here are my thoughts on recent domestic/foreign policy" and it's always, "WE WON YOU LOST SUCK IT HILLARY!"
Pro-Trump humor is also funny, but just for vastly different reasons. Will the stable genius hit the big red button? Will the microwave stop
I've always thought he looks like he could be Grant Gustin's weird brother.
If you spend all you're time in the imgur echo chamber and other left leaning social media sites of course that's what you'll experience
spying on him?Will we find a mass grave filled with all of those people who disappeared from his inaug and the millions who voted illegally?
Trump is the first entire horse in the WH.
"Poor taste"? Really? Have you seen the president's Twitter feed lately?
y helo thar word salad.
I don't condone what they believe, I still wouldn't call that a race riot. I think they're idiots, and that they had the right to be idiots
U gotta throw em off balance. Break their rhythm.
That doesn't make any sense in relation to your prior comment. You said "the president" as a role, not as this current president.
Counterpoint: "here's my thoughts on current policy" followed by "HOW DARE YOU... RACIST, BIGOT, HOMOPHOBE"
and one idiot murdered someone. Nobody there was rioting until counter protesters were allowed to clash. They weren't looting & destroying
You cannot honestly believe that's actually true.
Trump hasn’t even TRIED to unite the country. Also, you exaggerate. Lincoln’s election was probably the most divisive. Civil war, remember?
Trump has literally claimed that people who disagree with him hate America. In contrast, "deplorable" is something from Hillary, not Obama.
Are you 100% sure? Because I demand accuracy
anything and almost certainly wouldnt have destroyed anything except their own reputations.
This guy/gal gets it
Completely original jokes.
"Most divisive president"? Ignoring that absurdity, you realize we had a president whose election led to literal civil war right?
I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard while watching this. Totally recommend it
Gun control, while talking with senators. Aka, he's the president who actually stated he wanted to take people's guns.
It's nice to see Barry Allen branching out from being the Flash and into doing stand up
An impeachable offense is whatever's politically "in" at the moment. Seems like you don't know what impeachment actually is.
He was elected on a platform of misinformation about what other Presidents did.
I really really want to sit through the street smart talks. I need to experience bittenbinder’s street smarts
I'm not the one who said that. Different commenter.
Mulaney is on track to reach master status. For now, he’s just on the council.
That’s some mighty thick irony you got there.
Hey, when's Trump going to release his plan for "a better, cheaper version of healthcare for everyone"? What about his infrastructure plan?
Obama (& his fans). The rhetoric became much more charged during his term than it was before.
You really have no idea how long special counsel investigations last, do you?
Thank you for pointing that out. I rescind my comment in that regard, but still believe Trump claiming to be a uniter is on him, not Obama.
A great deal of it can also be attributed to social media, to be fair. Anonymity has brought out the worst in a lot of people on both sides
we all knew that Louie was a conflicted pervert with demons in his closet. He told us constantly. What he did isn’t Cosby status. I’m not 1/
Seriously? During Bush's term, his critics were claimed to "hate America." The only thing that Trump added was Nazi support.
Going to wipe him from my memory. 2/2
I'm pretty sure all of these should be gifs, shouldn't they?
That sure is a caricature that not only ignores all of the absurd rhetoric RWNJs used, but plays right into your victim mentality.
Yeah, not supporting him. However, let your valueless downvotes fly!
Obama claimed the same. I think every President would but I admit, Trump is probably the only goon who'd ruin it with a tweet the same day.
What does that even mean? I'm talking about literal Trump supporters. Are you saying they behave worse on "muh liberallllzzzz safespace"?
BARRY FROM THE FUTURE: (Drops stack of notebooks) There. Every brilliant comeback that I didn't get to use the first time around. GLHF.
Great bit, and a pretty good analogy.
People have been saying that liberals hate America for a lot longer than that. Particularly liberals. Just as a fraction of conservatives
are blindly patriotic, a fraction of liberals are outwardly and admittedly anti-America.
Catch this guy on Netflix, he's pretty funny.
When you say "a fraction of conservatives," you mean "literally all conservative media," right?
Except for that sitcom he had a few years ago. That was a bit of a misstep.
Saying victim mentality is hilariously hypocritical of you but I never claim to be a victim just pointing out what I've seen even just here
We are Delta Airlines! And life is a fucking nightmare!
How is it hypocritical of me exactly? Can you show an instance of me claiming to be a victim, or are you pulling a strawman out of your ass?
I'm claiming the left has been playing 1 huge victim card for at least the last 9 years. Also hypocritical that I'm apparently claiming to/
"The left." Right.
Dead every time. Flatline
Nearly pissed myself
To be a victim with no proof but when I flip it on you it's a strawman.
I don’t much care for these new nazis, and you can quote me on that.
Oh look a celebrity talking about Trump, I bet it's as original as all the other times this has occurred.
Salt & Pepper Diner! My personal favorite is "the one thing"
They've never spoken.
Which accounts for, what? 10% of all media? Are you upset that not EVERYONE on tv is as liberal as NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, MSDNC, etc?
every reference has a time and a place. this was the wrong place for that
Well, technically, he still doesn't
This guy is awesome.
Is it 2000 again? Because Fox News and Sinclair Media would like to have a word with you. I also wasn't aware the media was only tv?
He's funny and amazing with his delivery
not IF but WHEN lol. hilarious bit right there
See Robert Heilbronn quote about treating a celebrity’s opinion the same as an experts opinion.
Good point. And there were plenty of YouTube links on it, but none seemed to contain this actual bit in high quality, only later on Colbert.
Lmao a quick Google search would have told your dumb ass how dumb your ass is
Why was this downvoted so overwhelmingly? I get the reference. Jesus these people!
Oh, then you're upset that WaPo, NyTimes, USAToday and the Associated Progressives only dominate 90% of newsprint as well?
"Man, Pam really hates Monster Mash..."
Or maybe you're upset that liberal talk radio never got the same kind of saturation that all those other forms of liberal media did?
You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it
Yeah, what an asshole.
Dad, can I have a silver money clip and a 50 dollar bill?
Generally making fun of Trump in comedy is tired and unfunny. This routine had me rolling on the fucking floor though.
This season, he's setting a record for the "wrongest man alive."
it's not unusual
Saw the last 2 John Mulaney specials live; He just really tickles my funny bone
As someone who's dealt with both horses & hospital patients, I'm pretty sure a horse would be better behaved & easier to control.
I like that you can tell the community politics in up and downvotes
Question the liberal narrative on imgur? Get downvoted. Typical.
I’ve seen him 3 or 4 times at comedy cellar in NYC.. he’s there all the time.. never not funny.. and always has new material.. I agree!
Don't feel bad, I wasn't impressed with this special...
I had to go watch the whole special because of this post
Great special, watched it last week. And if you haven't seen it watch oh hello on Broadway
It's old but I still listen to his "What's New Pussycat?" bit every couple months and laugh til I can't breathe every time.
Yeah but does it tastes like raisins?
You're right. The WSJ, Washington Times, NYP, and literal millions of digital news sites just don't exist. We still live in 2000.
Maybe it's just the idea that anyone might have opinions that differ from yours.
No, I think it's the fact that most conservative news sources are journalistic garbage barely worth lining a bird cage with, which is
frustrating because there are some obvious biases in the liberal side of media that deserve scrutiny. But instead, it's all Alex Jones and
That's DETECTIVE JJ Bittenbinder tyvm
Hannity and Rush. William F Buckley would be spinning in his grave if he saw what the right's turned into.
"He is going to be a very strange person."
I think he's a great story teller: he is great at creating a "shared experience" and then coming full circle on each one. Also, 1/2
his reaction to everything is absurd 2/2
Dave is next level. He deserves the mark Twain award.
You don’t need to be an expert when trumps presidency is the topic though. It’s not rocket science. It’s simple. He’s trash.
Should build a wall to keep them out.
What did obama accomplish? What’s he gonna be remembered for?
Trump is stupid but that’s not the point. My point is you shouldn’t get your political commentary from a guy who before trump (1)
Sorry. I was talking about the last 150 years. I understand how that mistaken that for the present
Never thought twice about politics.
Eh, Burr's last outing on Netflix was no where near his previous specials. Those I can (and have) watched over and over.
Still doesn’t matter. Trumps still YOUR president. Lol
Oh yeah? Where’s that popular support for Clinton today?
too much tuna
I read all this in his voice. That was fun.
And that hospital is SO full of horseshit it'll take Hercules to clean it out.
Universal healthcare, getting us out of the recession, stimulus package, Dodd Frank... like, was this supposed to be difficult?
You didn't say "the present." You said "American history." Don't blame me because you can't make your own goddamn point.
I have no idea how you think this pathetic manlet of a site is relevant here.
His 'the one thing you can't replace' story is my favorite comedy story.
Universal healthcare has already been repealed. And I guess I got like $100 during the stimulus package.i should tell my sorry to a txt book
And yet somehow that /s didn't save you from people downvoting your pointless racism. Go figure.
It predicts the majority of the reply comments that I see everyday
Including what you just did. Lol
Politics by spite is the only reason the Democratic Party still exists.Naive college kids and bitter ass adults are their only demographic.
Me too. Obama definitely left the most piles of horse shit in the hallways. And pretty much everywhere else.
What? You think you’re too god to destroy your own neighborhood?
Sounds like you don't. Basically anything could be impeachable, it's written extremely vaguely
If someone writes a counter site numbering the replies conservatives use over and over are you going to change your tune?
What Norse said. You seem to think this is something that has been or should be applied forever, when Trump is actually a huge outlier
You come in grinning smugly and admitting your favorite part is spite, then when it's pointed out the best you can do is a "no you"? Weak.
Ha ha downvotes “Good... Good... Let the hate flow through you!”
That's nice. I didn't vote for either.
It was a joke and at least 5 other people liked it. But to be fair, trump would be an orangutan, not a horse
He talks about that in his other specials. haha "God had all the ingredients for a gay guy but forgot to mark me as gay on the way out"
IMO <-- read that multiple times first. I didn't think it was as funny as his old stuff.
But, a really great analogy ha
Wow look at those down votes LOL We Monsters together aaaaa, These people love division, can't wait tell they learn to live together.
Lol, I don't mind. Proves my point, in fact. "What? You don't break down into uncontrollable fits of rage at everything he does?!" Nope.
Lol, how has the ACA actually been repealed? And do you even know what the stimulus package was? This is just pathetically ignorant.
... What point do you think you're making?
Except what you just said doesn't make a lick of sense. Once again, you're absolutely failing miserably to make a cognizant point. Do better
Lol, you're literally proving Cleek's Law with your tantrum here.
That Lincoln has gone down in history as one of the greatest presidents ever. The guy you accused of dividing the nation worse than obama
I accused Buchanan of being the worst president, because he didn't fix shit and led to civil war conditions at the end of his presidency.
Why on earth would I ever claim Lincoln? Lincoln came in at the lowest point. Similar to another Illinois Senator who became president...
You literally talked about "all American history." You know that extends more than 150 years, right?
You said the election of a guy brought on the civil war. Lincoln got elected in 1861 and the civil war started in 1861......
You’re the one that brought up the civil war. Not me
yeah... gonna need to see some sources for this one.
Great, so now that we've established that you can't make a coherent argument, you've shifted over to pedantics. You're really winning this.
Lol, all you can do is insult me
So do you consider the Civil War to be "off-bounds" when it comes to discussing "all American history"? Really? Really?
When you can't present facts or any argument, what do you expect me to do?
he was elected by building a platform of misinformation he spewed to the public and people believed him.
Are you dense? You compared Lincoln, the guy whose election brought on the civil war, to obama. It’s not out of bounds it’s just asinine
Lol, I cracked a joke about Lincoln and Obama both being former IL senators. I never claimed "Lincoln's election brought on the civil war."
Are you so incoherent that you can't even explain my coherent ones?
And because you were having trouble, I explained that comment was referring to Buchanan. Jesus you're fucking stupid.
Sure it was. ;)
Lincoln becomes president in March of 1861 and the civil war started in April 1861. Lol, I swear you can’t make this shit up
So by your logic, everything was hunky-dory until mean ol' Lincoln showed up?
you don't say
It's all piss in the wind now.
Controversial, I'll admit. I disagree with it. Not taking away from what he said, but isn't this everything the left has wanted?
ugh he’s so hot
He's in charge of the planets most powerful country.
Mocking the president has literally never been considered edgy. Except possibly shortly after assassinations.
Can you point to me where anyone of similar authority on "the left" has said that? Because otherwise that's deflection.
How do you know he’s never thought about politics? That’s a really stupid thing to say.
Watched this special. It was hilarious.
Because if you bothered to inform yourself and watch the source you would have learned that he says he never really cared about politics.
And? Why does it matter if he didn’t care before? Does that mean he’s not allowed to care or comment now?
The current president is a joke. You really think comedians won’t make fun of him?
I refer you back to the Robert A. Heinlein quote.
Yeah except people aren’t treating his opinion like an expert opinion. Try again.
Uh huh well keep listening to celebrity’s opinions then, people like you are the reason why society is so screwed.
Are you stupid? Listening to celebrities opinions? Someone posted his opinion, that doesn’t mean everyone is uneducated and following him
You are trying to say that because he isn’t an “expert political commentator” and hasn’t commented in the past that he has right to now.
Oh so now you’re just going to pretend the problem doesn’t exist? have fun life living in ignorance.
Are you fucking retarded? You’re like the retarded lady saying “so you’re saying ____” to the guy in that interview
How am I acting like it doesn’t exist? And you’re talking about ignorance, but your dumbass supports trump. LOL
I don’t support trump but I guess it asking too much of you to deal with facts instead of assumptions.
That’s just random bullshit you’re spewing now. The only assumption I’ve made is that you support trump, which is pretty obvious
Considering you’re trying to baselessly attack the character of someone criticizing trump. Obvious you like trump that’s why you’re defendin
Doubling down on the ignorance I see, good luck with that.
No valid argument so you’re going with “you’re ignorant!” I see, good luck with that
You have proven yourself ignorant, close minded. You lack the critical thinking necessary to understand and that is your problem.
Oh look, more baseless insults that make more sense when applied to you.
Life must be a real struggle for you, living in ignorance and making assumptions so you don’t have to accept that you’re close minded.
Oh look, the retard is repeating himself hoping that if he says it enough it’ll be true
You should really try being open minded and tolerant, it’s a great way to live.
How am I being close minded and intolerant? Oh wait, I’m not- you’re just trying to say random degrading things that make no sense
I find it hilarious that you said “you should be tolerant” yet you’re being intolerant of people expressing their opinions.
And you call yourself open minded yet instantly reject any criticism of trump
Overall you seem really uneducated, just stop trying
I can see that when ignorant people feel stupid they get angry but you really should calm down.
You really sound like either an uneducated preteen or a senile senior.
Oh? you’re not choosing to be ignorant and close minded, you just are. That really sucks, you have my deepest sympathy.
Wow, I’ve never seen someone this disconnected from reality
It’s ok that you can’t comprehend, I just hope you get the help that you need to one day be an open minded and tolerant person.
I've heard variations of this joke several times now. Not that funny anymore.
It's the curse of the stand up comedian. They try to take stand up and turn it in to sitcom and 9/10 it falls flat
Yes, yes I can. Obama, for starters, advocated that people on the No-fly list should not be allowed to own fire arms, or purchase firearms.
Clarification: Being put on the no-fly list is something that can be done without due process.
There was also a supreme court justice who even went so far as to say that private citizens don't have the right to own firearms PERIOD.