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He can't even look at them in the eye
When son was about 4 walked in on me banging wife standing doggy in front of mirror. "We're exercising" was only thing I could think to say
You can get a locking door knob for like 16 dollars man just saying.
.....is that mr bean!?
Breakfast of Champions
Well...you didn't lie.
Is she single?
Just date me. Flip me over so you cant see my dick, go to pound town, and zero chance of children or child support. Boom! Problem solved.
But is the innocence of your firstborn son really worth $16?
This makes sense...if you're into that or deathly afraid of reproducing.
Ok sounds like a plan.
Open marriage, so kind of.
Oh. I’ve never gotten a response like this. Uhmmm *quick think of something* what’s her number?!