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I wonder if something like that already happened in real life.
I mean, you kind of deserve it if you do that, social Darwinism and all...
Oh hi, Mark.
You actually wouldn't get that much blood flow unless you pull the knife out.
Only a problem if you’re left handed. Let’s face it all left handed ppl are odd anyway.
Fine...most are odd
Who hold a knife like that in their left hand? No one.
Every leftie I know wears their watch on their right hand
There's definitely something sinister about them
Probably in Florida
Left handed people?
I do lol
But left handed people put the watch on their right hand.
There's something not quite right about them
I deed nawt heet her, I deed nawt.
The adventures of Florida man
Wasn't this a horrible histories sketch?
No, no, no. This is just a reason to avoid being dumb.
It happens to me all the time.
I dont -source left handed person
I hope so, it's an efficient gene pool cleaner.
100% odds it's happened with a drink. With a knife? Probably.
left handed people....
But if he keeps saying it in this particular niche, that's what it will come to mean... That's vocabulary Darwinism.
My mother has one, she is spilling stuff left and right because she has to answer everything.
*Natural selection. Not "Darwinism", and definitely not "social Darwinism". - But yeah.
They deserve that for wearing their watch on the right. It's un godly
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Why not let evolution do its work?
Who the fuck locks their wrist when the check their wrist/watch/whatever? Do you not point the knife outward by habit?
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Yes, natural selection not social Darwinism; I was thinking about the Darwin awards.
Yeah, I was thinking about the Darwin awards.
You're supposed to wear your watch on your non-dominate hand.
This needs the person to hold their wrist at a 90 degree angle while cutting, you don't even have to pay attention to not do this.
i use knife on left hand and write with my right. source: amphibious person
I can guarantee it, but nobody has stabbed themselves that far like that sadly, or we'd see an article about it.
definitely in Florida
You're a frog?
So the question should be, "Why would a left-handed person put their watch on their left wrist?"
I wear my watch(es) on my right side, whats wrong with it?
I did not invade asgard, I did NAWT, Oh hi, Thor
Pooring beer on themselves. In general you wear on the left or non dominant hand.
I appreciate this +1
Not only that, I wear it with the clock on the under side of the arm.
Right beside the Declaration of Independence
This isn't just an Apple Watch problem. It's a Smart Watch one.
I guess it's plausible with someone dumb enough to buy from Apple.
Yes. Texting and driving.
1) It's customary, but by no means universal, to wear a watch on one's non-dominant wrist. The presumption being one's dominant hand is more
2) likely to be occupied, thus easier to check time on free hand. Also less likely to get bumps and dings on non-dominate side.
3) But it's really individual preference.
No. Let the stupid ones kill themselves.
I'm a right-handed people and I wear my watch on my right wrist.
Who made that rule?
Try holding a knife like she's holding it. Wtf no
If she held it like a ninja she'd not have this problem
I know of someone who burned their finger cutting hot pizza with a pizza knife and you can guess the knife went into their forehead.
True, as lefties often wear watches on their right wrist.