What the hell?
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they hit light speed
Yup, the blue angels are ridiculously good at what they do.
I don't get how they fit their balls in those little cockpits though
Ya, this is how you make new airplanes, duh!
They hit it at the right angle
F-18s reproduce by binary fission.
No “I wasn’t feeling it today” for them.
"Mommy, where do airplanes come from?" "Well, son..."
Grew up watching them in Florida. So cook
Except for that one time
Did you not learn about mitosis in school?
Thought it was one plane, bamboozled again
I just got duped
Dude, I saw a Ferrari yesterday. It was sooo cook, bro.
You see, kids, when a fighter jet loves another fighter jet, something magical happens!
Wow I think I my jaw hit the ground. That right there is bad ass. Thank u for the post
The Blue Angels have survived so long by undergoing a very critical super-Mitosis
I thought they produce asexually like worms
Someone stabilize it!
Looks like they’ve successfully case mirror image
Blue motherfucking Angles.
Get it? Cus they are so close together...and the....ahhh...never mind.
Mitosis if I recall correctly.
Not to mention that is some ludicrous speed
Yup the Red Arrows are good teachers.
No that's only 50 speed
Cockpits are designed with balls in mind. Don't let the name fool you, they aren't just for cocks.
Cook to the blue angels, brother.
Technically mitosis is asexual
This gif made me say, "oh, what the fuck" out loud.
Was trying to think of the exact term, but I'm not a certified biologist. I apologise.
..roughly 10% fatality rate. maybe being On Air rivals feet-on-the-ground Terra Firma. wiki/Special:Search?search=F-18+Blue+Angels+&go=Go&
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Here I was congratulating myself for instantly knowing what kind of plane it was despite the shaky camera... now all the sudden there's two.
U thot it was one butt was twoo. Bomboozled again!
Fun fact: Blue Angels don’t use G suits. When they inflate, they push on the joy stick enough to screw up close formations... Amazing pilots
Username checks out?
Opposed to michael j fox as a camera man
I saw a video once, to become a Blue Angel, the pilots have to be among the best pilots. Cool stuff!
And that, kids, is how airplanes reproduce...
Shouldn't this be marked mature then?
Wow! Is this more accomplished by a matter of computerized technic or plain skills?
more than meets the eye
Insane amount of skill
Arguably the best demo team in the US Navy...
what mindfuckery is this
Not the speed of light (which is impossible) the can break the speed of sound.
Heh awesome. I remember seeing the blue angels with my Dad. Good times. He hasn't had time for air shows since but the memories are fine.
Impressive piloting, and camera work!
I just saw them perform in Tampa this past weekend. Incredible show!
The rare captured birth of a F-18
Hardest part of flying for the navy is learning the shadow clone technique.
Blue Eagles used double team
Is it a video? a gif? what is this sorcery???
Highway to the danger zone
"I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL"
You thought it was flying solo, BUT IT WAS ME, DUO!
Red arrows are better!
"they're very naughty and that is tewwibly dangerous" - some wowser, probably.
A show on discovery called "Airshow" gives a good view of the life of the pilots. Might only be in Canada though. Worth a look though.
Well, airshow speeds are pretty slow for a jet that's capable of Mach 1.8. But compared to, like, a car? Yeah.
They also don't typically pull hard enough or long enough G to require a suit.
Are they just for show or do they ever get called into combat??
Skills. The computers can keep an inherently unstable plane straight and not spinning, it's the pilot in control of everything else.
Except for that one time...
reminds me of the amoeba boys
guys look you can see the chemtrails
I once saw the Russian equivalent of the blue angels do this. They called it MiGtosis.
*xfiles theme plays*
Boeing (McDonnell Douglas) F/A-18C, blocks 23, 26, 27, or 28 from what I can find. Might be newer blocks as well.
holy shit thats just insane
I can hardly wait till the Blue Angels switch to F-35's S/N
This makes me anxious
With their cute little trainers.
Have you honestly seen both groups in person?
wait a second.... you can pause gifs straight up now?!?
When being a wingman means being a man on the wing
Hiding the forms this the the amount of planes or objects seen via radar......
DANCING WAR MACHINE!
Blue Angel mating season
Making baby planes.
First, GIF with sound, now this? What's happening?!
Is this how they're turning the frogs gay?
A rare chemtrail split. One of the unwanted side effects of population control.
Kage bunshin no jutsu!
cook story bro
G suits also only protect against like 2-3 g’s I think most of the protection comes from their g strain maneuver.
Computer, Engage Multi-Vector Attack Mode!
Very well, I shall cook.
The ballpit doesn't get the recognition it deserves!!!
As someone who has, this guy is right
They're just for show
Har har fu
Years away from that.. Blue Angels Aircraft are some of the oldest around...
Real question, why would they appear as a single plane on a radar?
No, there was no orgasm involved.
KAGEBUSHIN NO JUTSU
Great Band. A little out of context but ok.
They are making the switch to Super Hornets at the moment so F35 will probably be decades away if ever.
RADAR isn't particularly fine-tuned like that. It can't "see" such a tiny space btw objects so it would show as a single unit.
The threshold for surviving gs doesn't change, but you don't have to exert nearly as much effort to hold g loads when you have suit assist.
Radar uses waves that we shoot at a target, and the waves get reflected back and recieved. If you have a target 15 miles away and a (1/?)
Target 30 miles away, those reflected waves are received by the radar set just a fraction of a second later than the one at 15 miles. (2/?)
These planes are so close together that the reflected waves are recieved at the same time by the radar set, making one blob on the (3/?)
I’d always make sure to go to the bathroom before flying with it
Top gun drop outs
Screen instead of 4. Think of it as someone holding their hand up at you, like a high 5 with closed fingers. You dont know they have (4/?)
5 fingers until the spread them out and you see the space in between.
That is fucking insane...fuck
Jeez, don’t make any sudden moves!
I feel like this is something David Attenborough should comment. "And here we have the magnificent flying..."
I had a dream of becoming one when I was a child. Then I found out how few got chosen for it, and how old they tend to be.
Ball pits eh
Nature at its course, a momma jet giving birth
All the pilots have a minimum of 1250 hours flying off carriers in fleets coded for combat. Usually one or more have combat experience.
The plane is actually constructed around them.
All the BA pilots have a minimum of 1250 hours flying off carriers in fleets coded for combat. Usually one or more have combat experience.
What about your toe, sis?
Most of the pilots have combat experience and if the stay in the navy/marine corps will return to deployable squadrons after their tour
There they are - the chemtrails. We got proof.
What are you saying? The trail was the orgasm.
I love your username, well the band behind the name :)
It's like Reverse Galaga.
Common misconception: it's a snail trail. All for movement, not orgasm.
Ah, my bad.
Can you imagine them in battle? "Sir, there is one enemy fighter on radar... wait, it's two... wait, now it's four... oh shit..."
This was the first thing I thought. It seems everyone knows the movie but never really watched it.
Somebody glitch duping items.
Please no die
its about what happens when an indivisdual gets feeted enough.
Glitch in the Matrix?
Looks like he's running at pre-mach speed next to them. Can't blame him for being a bit shaky.
Imagine how terrifying that would be to see as an enemy during a dog flight?
yes, I saw it on Top Gun.
Royal air force display team, the use Hawk training jets.
Mitosis is for eukaryotic cells brah
Worms do fragmentation
"Can you reproduce by budding? Huh? Can you?"
The Blue Angels are the best flight demonstration team in the world.
I get to see them on a regular basis where I live. Never gets old.
that deserves more then one upvote!
Was about to say "stop trying to make 'cook' happen"...
They used to practice in an airfield near me. Was fun to watch.
The Flying V of the air! wait
Ghost rider, you are three-quarters of a mile. Call the ball
Blue Angels? Yup, Blue Angels.
WING TIP GUYS! Not dick tip to dick tip
"Kage bunshin no jutsu!"
I have and I must say both teams are insanely skilled, instead of choosing who's team is better US v UK, just enjoy the show if skill
Expert fighter pilots have to be able to fool expert radar technicians and technology. That’s how this all started
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Someone made an amazing music video of that on YouTube, I suggest it
Saw em live recently. The sneak attack from the back of the crowd - AHHHHHHHH! That was cooll......
The kind of cell that divides with himself
What’s the big deal? It’s just a jet. Oh, nice roll! WAIT WTF?
Maybe if they stopped shaking the camera so damn much, we'd be able to tell it was 2 jets earlier.
It's your turn, nice try though.
Like how the BRRRRRRRT is constructed around its BRRRRRRRRRRT
Probably the best in the world.
Oh. My. God. They can multiply. Syria is screwed!
Real question. What is the weight limit on these? Also how do they get into their jumpsuits with such spectacularly huge testicles?
@OP Real question. What is the weight limit on these? Also how do they get into their jumpsuits with such spectacularly huge testicles?
Blue Angels always fly single file to hide their numbers.
That's like when the bad guy with a sword makes two swords.
ok i believe you
Now that's what I call tactical.
It's called Mitosis
Blue Angel used Duplicate.....it's super-effective!
and maybe zooming quite a bit...
Mitosis is the powerhose of the cell?
A yes to what
Could someone stabilize this video?
I love glitches in the matrix
Navarre, so yes.
Haha, I lived right next to the pearidge walmart for 6 months.
His Name Was “Parachute!”
This makes me horny
G suits are the fucking worst
I saw the red arrows last year for suomi100. Their show and the radio commentary was really fun to watch.
Are those CHemTRaiLs
And every single one I've met has been a down-to-earth cool dude. Weird when angels are the most DTE people.
man, I've watched that movie from beginning to end something like thirty or forty times! I can pretty much quote the whole script at you!!!
Like I said, I'm not a certified biologist. I'm an engineer. Jeez Lois....
Yep, from Tallahassee, but most of my family lives between Fort Walton to Pensacola, with most staying in Navarre. They fly here sometimes
Ditto, well actually now half lives in crestview, the other in Freeport. A little too 'country' for my taste. Tallahassee is pretty cool
Very cook! By jet engine!