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Oh stopppp. ;)
You had me at “corn on the orb”.
No you staaaahp
Well, with Chik-Fil-A's commitment to family values, I'm not surprised.
Humansville sounds like a completely normal and peaceful place.
Arrrrrrgggggghhh stuuuuup reeeeeee
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Next up, corn on the rob. IT STOLE 20 GRAINS!
LimeWire was dead before lolipop came out
Google bolds the words that are found or are similar to the ones in the search query, especially in articles.
What a nightmare if it were true. The corn to cob ratio would be awful.
I still need answer for goku's pubic hair
Capitalizing "Bare Pussy" makes it sound like a brand name.
Because Geese pets keeping geese will you will geese can
My grandparents had guard geese and they were aggressive AF. Anyone they didn't know was attacked.
Well that was great!
I appreciate the uplifting ad-abatement.
Sex work is real work.
There are multiple layers of corn under the first one, try the new orb corn for yourself
Slorb on my norb like corn on the orb
Who's Kim Stafford? Is that you, @OP?
It's actually a whole planet this is just the view from orbit.
STRIPING. BLOTCHING. OR A COMBINATION.
Yours isn't branded?
Crap. Did I miss another Woman Memo?
Short but neat
very nice dump indeed
@OP So are you Kim Stafford or stalking her?
You just focus on the corn orb.
I NEED TO WARN KIM!... Just... After I focus on that there corn orb. Huh, who knew corn could be orby...
*After staring at Corn for a while* Tell me @OP , will I dream?
No. The time for dreaming has ended. You know too much.
Oh sure, now it's too much, but when I had a ton of knowledge about how to get free pie, you weren't complaining.
Serena Joy smiling? Sorcery
... Just get in the van.
Could the geese sense that they were homies or did the grandparents also stand watch and tell the goose who doesn't look familiar?
Don't understand why cobs are bad. Wouldn't mind me some seedless grapes on a cob. Or cookie dough on a cob.
The bong water tea made me giggle! And corn on the orb omg ahahaa!! Thanks @OP!
Same, my two favorites. Have a good day!
I wonder if the person who wrote that is familiar with the concept of "dresses".
That’s how they lure you in
I'm so glad to look at these replies and find no Rick and Morty references.
Yay! I'm making friends! Is it too soon to make friendship bracelets out of macaroni?
Reference game on point, sir/madam/attack helicopter.
Why would there be, this is about the absence of cobs, not the *shudder*...abundance of cobs.
That’s most of the joke
Did anyone else imagine riblet from SNL saying it?
Piss people off by using finger quotes for their name and say "That's what he calls himself"
so now people go in public places completely nude except a t-shirt. Yeah that sounds way too fake even for walmart
Please tell me one time someone went into walmart with nothing but a shirt
If the geese attacked random people then i don't think that's really okay or legal
"Okay goose, here's a long list of people I like. Also, you can attack random people too"
People I don't like
why is Bare Pussy capitalized? Is her pussy famous?
Plot twist, chick fila chicken has two hens for parents
Geese are horrible as pets. They shit everywhere and are generally dickheads.
Anyone asking if there's shorts under there wants some of that bare pussy. I'm looking at you, Debra.
See they actually are breathing in oxygen on a cob. They would quickly asphyxiate and die there.
Luckily they left before the symptoms set in, such as being on a cob.
what happens when he goes Super Saiyan 3 : <
Hey @op, you cracked a smile on me with your first few captions, and got me loling at most of the pics in this dump. Good stuff, my dude
I'm glad a girl can help in a small way.
These 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝙖𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚!
Hi op i sent you a chat but idk if it went thru pls respond
Better ask an Walmart employee. I've never been there.