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What's with the car? I don't get it
Only if Sixaxis or wathever it's called is on.
Textures haven't loaded.
Turn the controller, not your body.
A very laggy 3018
I didnt know the Dualshock 4 had that kinda range
I once facetimed my pot of noodles
What was it?
That sounds like it costs more
You spend the game recruiting a sizable army and working closely with them. At the end, about 40% or so catch a virus (1/?)
That could kill a lot of people if it got out. So you go into your medical ward and everyone who was first begging you to save them (2/?)
Or.. it's not unlocked yet
Stops in their tracks and salutes you while they wait for you to shoot them in the head. If I recall correctly, they thank you for it (3/?)
And so your final mission is to go through and shoot every last infected soldier, all who idolize and worship you, in the head (4/4)
I have a sony xperia so I can do that with full resolution. No need for facetime.
You can, in fact you can also play it through your phone, pc, or tablet with the "ps4 remote play" app. This guy is actually living in 2007
Don't tell me what to do, Jason.
Yeah but you dont have L2 and R2 so good luck shooting
I don't know what you're talking about.
Probably not as much as dropping a new laptop/tablet into the bathwater.
That Witcher 3 one hit a little too close to home.
Too much shooty shooty bang bang, not enough about real games for real gamers. Like Zork, or Nethack
I was suspicious and Although mostly sharks username does check out +1
Geez no. I couldn't do that
JASON, JASON JASON JASON JASON
ive been thinking about installing a tv in the bathroom that runs to my pc with one of those pull out shelves for keyboard n mouse :l
This is proven
Holy shit. Metal gear solid 5?
All true haha
I dunno, seems to work out fine for Fortnite and Pubg mobile
You think short range shotguns are an issue? Try playing Rising Storm 2 with North Vietnamese double barrel shotgun. It's a whole new world.
The only issue with a tv in the bathroom is that you need ventilation for it, but to also make sure humidity does not affect it. You need
a glass panel so it is sunk into the wall and protected. A hdmi cable can work since it has a max length of like 20ft for decent signal.
No Russian is a shit mission thrown in entirely for shock value trying desperately to be as meaningful or impactful as CoD4's ending.
If that’s 3018, we have no hope for video games.
An interesting moral choice could be whether you do this grizzly work yourself or do you order someone else to do it.
Also it justifies the fucking astronomically ludicrous bullshit that is "Russia just stealth-invaded the East Coast lol"
What is a Vita?
Nah. If his connection is good, it would be negligible. I've used PS Remote Play to play a Playstation that was in another country once.
I love how the leaning to turn one is clearly Mario Kart
The worst part is when you enter a room with 4 soldiers, all of whom tell you that their lives are at your judgement and stand and 1/2
Salute you and watch as you kill them. One. By. One. That one mission genuinely fucked with me so much. These grunts, for whom I never 2/3
Ay you spotted that one
Linus tech tips ftw
Gave a fuck about the entire game, killing them, actually shooting them knowing that they dedicated their entire life to me? Horrifying.
This is good... isn't it?
After 10' your gun goes into Caboose mode.
Never understand that thing with new fancy pc cases. You just need buy old classy full tower for a buck and you can use is it forever.
But then ours have to buy a useless piece of junk
You know you can just use remote play to play your ps4 on any device. This guy is stupid :P
Yayyyy! Gaming while soaking in a tepid pool of your own filth.
You sound like you work for Sony.
The better but less successful PSP. Man I miss mine
Not the final mission. But, yeah, it was brutal.
Killing whatshisface? The finale of that game is nearly on-par with the finale for MW2. It's good shit.
Most game devs make the shotgun look stupid. Try Escape From Tarkov, a 153 is accurate forever in that game...
You're looking waaay too far into something you have absolutely no possible knowledge over. Take a chill pill, my man.
Can the (irritating, superflous IMO) lighting be turned off? I know my mouse, keyboard and headset can - useless "gaming" "gimmicks" ...
Lots of gamers also play that level on repeat while they wait for their crew to finish their match so they can hop in.
It's funny, I did it as a kid, but slowly stopped. So I find it very lovely that my mom does it, as it seems like just a natural start.
That's only a problem if it happens
Vitas are free!? Where do I get mine!!!???
Didn't you kidnap them, though?
Fuck me and I thought killing the boss was messed up(lI haven't played mgs4 and onwards)
Who the hell takes a bath?
That's an original DS4.
Without pulling the PC race card - but I never owned a PS or anything (not counting my old Atari 2600 or gameboy) so that is all greek to me
The controller in the picture is an original Dual Shock 4 controller which lacks the pass through light on the touch-pad.
The Dual Shock 4 is the controller for the Playstation 4.
The touch-pad is the square surface centered on the face of the controller.
Remember, no Russian.
Light is both a particle and a wave.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
That's not he final mission, there is more after that and the actual ending isn't even in the game
Scuse me, but even in 2007 hell even in 1997 we had proper wireless screen display, this is not the past this is just bad solution.
Not all PS4 controller lights shine through the touch pad
When I do it, I end up moving the controller to the side instead of turning it. Forza 4 with Kinect special controller and head tracking ☹
What made him say that the controller is not on then?
You don't deserve to call yourself Snake.
MGS V had a similar mission at the end.
I tried playing Overwatch on remote play from a different room... Worst gaming experience I've had in a long time.
They actually have a decent range, and the animation doesn't go < in 2 feet.
Its the kuruma from gta v
Shhhh, it's only kidnapping if they didn't want it, and they didn't, and it's kidnapping. But it's not. Because Big Boss boi
I have that case lying around somewhere.
Apparently unpopular, but my aiming and shooting is L1 and R1 respectively.
Regarding the ‘no russian’ mission, am I the only one that fired just above the heads of the civvies to not give myself away?
When I’m behind in a race, I lean forward. When I’m ahead I *really* lean forward.
I can't play games leaning back in my chair. I have to be on the edge of my seat focused. Don't date walk in front of the fucking TV either.
Also known as a Mitsubishi lancer
Your pad also syncs through the remote play app. So all buttons are available for professional pew pewing
Low poly, not unlocked, bad texture map, potato settings. Pick your favorite.
I reject your reality and substitute my own
you can just straight up pair a ps4 controller to your phone through bluetooth, or a otg cable.
Not the final mission at all. But, horrible. Especially the last bit where the unfortunate hum the peacewalker theme as you shoot them
Respect your comment, but I gotta be that grumpy fanboy and say that ain’t the final missiong though :/
they even make little cradles for your phone that strap to your controller so its like a unified handheld system. best way to play emulators
I have three so far... I have a hoarding problem as well as a "I feel driving pink today" problem.
You don't have to fire a single shot. Your evil companions won't even notice, and they shoot you at the end regardless of your performance.
You can just not fire at all.
Face time ps4 dude is an idiot. Remote Play......
They're terrible to build in, often have bad airflow, and bad support for fans and radiators.
The pubg one is very, very accurate.
I always push the objective, and the rest of the team usu. Puts me down for it.
I'm wrapping up my fourth play through and already looking forward to starting another. I don't know if I'll ever uninstall it.
Right? Seriously... I avoid public lobbies like the plague in GTA V. I spawned in once on my motorcycle and got taken out by a parked tank.
the facetime delay would be awful, and you cant be far off or the controller wouldnt work
Also it's multilayer gta5.. Just let someone get the bounty and they'll stop chasing you. Doesn't matter if you die.
What, like a heathen? The shame...
ever play a game so much that you start seeing it in real life. lookin at looms trucks and having gta5 flashbacks.
if you turn it upside down tho you go the other way
have wii. Can confirm.
This is a pretty good dump
That would require people to have bought Vitas.
Am I the only person in the world that wasn't even budged by that mission? "Oh, you're fine with it? Okay. *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* Thx guys"
See this guy gets it
CoD4's ending was meaningful and impactful?
I love Rising Storm 2 for the very same reason
I didn’t want this to end.
The lack of white hair on that bedspread, tho...
Those extra health pickups before a boss are developer band-aids for having bad math.
Your probably the very first person I've ever come across to mention Zork that isn't a family member
Sharks are fish too.
Have they found you yet?
Does this also work for clenching your butt when you jump? Asking for... Well me.
*insert obligatory* You must be fun at parties.
Having your head sticking through the monitor is bad for your eyes. You've gotta lean in fuuurther!
btw next week, Steam app will support network streaming to mobile devices and will add controller support.
It's how your car looks to cops after a paint job in any GTA
I do with bubbles and candles like the little bitch I am
Why's the dog pink?
Who would win? An entire army of well-trained soldiers, or one balloon-y boi?
Gotta have a vita to do that.
I am curious about the bath/face time gaming one. What would the input delay be? I said would because he didn't actually do this for real.
Use the ammo that sets enemies on fire and have fun when the popo groups up like dumbasses
Because the newer controllers have a light that passes through the touchpad, the guy who said that likely never used the older kind.
I started doing that when I play golf or basketball. If it’s not straight O start leaning the way I want it to go.
He's living in the past. He can just use remote play.
I know, but it’s for the RP!
The lights can be dimmed, but never turned off fully (Steam can though). They say it's for VR, but annoying if you have no interest in VR.
Woah woah woah, wait. People can afford to have a PS4 and a vita and still have hours in the day to play?
Well it's supposed to be. All about how the bureaucracy of command is callously disconnected from the reality of war and how we're too
Lots of gamers are wimps
comfortable accepting the sacrifices that combat entails for some nebulous accomplishment or some shit like that.
Lost Planet 2 literally has a confetti shotgun.
The swerving freeway car was overwatch his morning, fml I’m down almost 300 SR.
My Steelseries keyboard sadly cannot be dimmed enough so it doesnt annoy me - luckily I can type with all ten blindly.
...doesn't support iOS, which is what his tablet is running.
Yeah, pretty sure it's not boobs
That's not even a bath. You're just laying in water. Unplug for 12 damn minutes and wash your ass.
Seriously. Not one mention of starving to death after spending ten levels looking for a food ration.
Well that's gay as shit! This is why I try to steer clear of all that gaudy "4 G4EMZ0Rz!!!" shit, usually too many lights and way overpriced
They certainly are my friend and that earned you a +1
Thanks for the laugh. Don't know why, but that was exactly what I needed right now ^^
Thank you alexjonesisagayfrog!
Don't tell me how to live my life
No problem and you don’t to look to know mine is empirically true
yeah sign me the fuck up
I never had to do that, but I also managed to quarantine the virus right away before it really infected anyone.
that actually describes it quite well
I understand. :) You'd probably laugh harder if you heard how salty I was when I respawned.
Noodles taste better if they can see you. They form an emotional bond and that increases the tastiness.
This is the more obvious and better answer than the lag
casuals. You gotta play the game 24/7. No time for baths
so you're a camper, eh? Not judging, just pointing out
It’s really dirty bro
Yeah, the electricity that is wasted on this "nigga".
Damn I feel dumb
"Less successful" is the understatement of the millennium.
You can fucking what with the phone and controller?
Isn't that just a case made specifically to mimic 1990's PC cases.
You might need an app, cant remember, but you totally can
This man understands
When you have a bounty doesn’t your minimap player icon go red and have an X on it, because his is just normal white
Is that even still a thing? I figure it would've died years ago. A shame, too; wonderful piece of hardware but marketed poorly.
Pubg Xbox lmao
Mechwarrior 3 was rough.
Far cry 5 is a bit of a downer
Steam and Steam streaming is how i play games on my chromebook
I didn't even know you could do that
I think the worst part is that you get goggle to see the virus, implying that some people might not be infected
but then every last one of them is, so you keep on to that little hope that maybe someone will get to live
and it's crushed
the one with the virus? that made me cry...
Agree! I could not play that part either. Made me feel sick.
Not a fan of human on human violence in any form....aliens however....
that's a white boy
This is pretty much my machine. I love it, thing is probably bullet proof and weighs like 40 pounds, but it runs Witcher 3 beautifully.
And here i am gathering hookers up in gtaV and dumping them in a pile in the same alley
thats the part you got me, i was muttering Kojima you bastard under my breath
this is much later when theres a outbreak after the 'cure' mutates into a more super lethal version
Pretty sure it is
I didn't know if I didn't I'd have to shoot people. I just read an online guide that pointed out that the infected shared a language.
My Vita still works perfectly. As does my PSP. Oh wait you mean... never mind.
Mt. St. helens.
I wasn't too fond of the cannibal missions in Skyrim.
My thoughts exactly
That is the cutest dog ever holy shit
Wait, you’re talking CoD titles.. with actual story? Witchcraft!
I love the game but don't feel like I have enough time to dedicate to it. Then when I finally go back I forget what I was doing.
more like the only way game developers can actively balance shotguns.
iirc you don't actually have to shoot anyone yourself.
My gf does all the time! I even took a bath with her one time and we used a bath bomb. It was nice.
I was not a fan of that game, at all, and while I respect that you enjoyed it, I think it's important to push back against the hype.
It's a very mediocre game if you're not into the story (which is also mediocre).
I felt really uncomfortable playing the torture scene in gta 5.
Are we not going into ho he took the picture?
It still gets a few good games in the west, e.g. Stardew Valley and Darkest Dungeon. It's very much alive in Asia.
Damn I feel dump
Dank I feel damp
Not sure about others, but if using the vita for remote play, L2/R2/L3/R3 are bound to the corners of the touch screen.
That gif made me smile. We good homie. A lot of people really like it and that's cool, I'm glad it makes people happy. Just not for me.
PS Vita is a portable console. Not very popular, as it's outclassed by the 3DS and only have a few niche games.
Does it come in suppository?
do u think all memes are factually correct?
It's a 2017 Mitsubishi lancer covered in dirt.
I think it was a weird exploitative publicity stunt on the part of the developers though. Didn't really add much to the campaign's story.
Nah, that's the ghost of your all time lap record.
I used to jump and swing the controller on Mario, Mum told me to stop doing it as it does nothing. Mum plays Mario and does the same.
Argh. I completely forgot Launch PS4s don’t have the bar on the top.
Yo finally someone else, I feel the same way. It's not like I don't like it, I don't have the time to enjoy it
oop yes thank you =)
I can't get that scene out of my head. I've been a Soldier for 15 years, so it really fucked with me.
I barely finished one playthrough! I haven't even installed the expansions yet.
They're both amazing. Especially Blood and Wine. You're in for a treat.
Fah fah fah....FOXDIE
I walked through it but refused to shoot anyone. Such a disgusting mission
Fair enough! Lmao
Nah, I get scared when I run out of ammo or I have no good stuff on me. :)
Mine is just collecting dust on a shelf. I never even finished the game Tearaway :(
You do if you connect your remote to them which you can. For the vita they assign those to the r1/l1 and move r1/l1 yo the rear touch pad
That's a lag problem. Overwatch is such a bandwidth eater that you'd need something equal to Google fiber to even have a chance.
Preach it brother.
CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH!
Facetime wouldn't affect input at all. It's output lag.
But have they found you yet?