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they dont have nipples but they feed them using their peckers
Look on the bright side, you'll have an easy time convincing him that his money = your money
Ignorance and stupidity are different, but often found in eachother's company
Wow... and I thought I was stupid recently learning how to dial out of my office phone (I’ve been there for two years.)
i think it would be fun to hang with your boyfriend. maybe tell him the mouths are the nips?
I don't know if you know this, but I like puns
I feel like this was all just a setup for that joke.
Its the top comment
You're 16m late to the party
This is why we come here. Cheers
You were 10 minutes late and i’m 11 so shut the fuck up *snaps fingers*
The idea of a bird with nipples is hilarious, though
Is he australian? Because if so, birds do have nipples. Sauce: Australian porn
I was disappointed that "So are you single?", question hasn't popped up.
You had a conversation with your ex?
Not even tits have nipples...
You should rethink about being with him.
What...what are his redeeming qualities?
He got be trolling you. Surely. I mean my 3 year old understands these concepts.
Regurgitated meat for birds. Only mammals have nipples. I think?
Bird nipples is just as strange as thinking that humans feed their babies by puking into their mouth
Listen, guys. I hated school a lot. And I mean A LOT. But at least I payed the fuck attention to the basics. God damn...
Somebody failed biology class.
yet when i do it im in the wrong
He must be pretty.
What a healthy approach on relationships, I love it
Tits on a tit?
Yeah, isn’t he acquainted with the Napoleonic Code?
Often found on FP.
I LEARNED AT THE RIPE AGE OF 23 THAT PONYS AREN’T TEENAGE HORSES
DAMNIT U STOLE MY LINE
I had to explain to a 40 y/o who grew up in the country that supermarket eggs won't hatch without the involvement of a cockerel.
Don't date dumb
He got to the points quicker.
Platapus does make milk, but also no nipples.
platypus is pretty hilarious
Well, they do have breasts!
That’s how I get fed too
Sounds like the start of a riddle - what has breasts but no nipples?
You are not in the wrong, don't let Antony convince you otherwise!
He must be very handsome
Is he hot at least?
SFW because male nipples?
Yeah, my wife and I supply each-others lack of knowledge. Both of us are reasonably smart but I know science, she knows art
I found at the age of 27 that - even though I knew the world was round, I believed it was flat. (I sorted that pdq.)
Comments are sorted based on a simple rating system so technically there is no such thing as an underrated comment.
Have fun explaining reptiles and amphibians.
What type of conversation includes bird nipples?
My wife thought they reproduce like fish. They lay eggs, right? How else would they... mmmkay.
Yet when I do it I'm asked to leave the zoo and how I got into the flamingo exhibit in the first place.
If ignorance is bliss, being dumb AF probably makes him the happiest man. Keep him.
The term "mammal" comes from the related term "mammary", as in the gland that produces milk. So yes, only mammals.
To be fair though, office phones are unnecessarily confusing. If you don't use them frequently, forget it.
look at the bright side now you know that you have the looks and the brains of the relationship.
LOVE IS LOVE
@op how do you put up with a person with that level of intelligence?
What about the idea of breast-feeding something with a sharp beak?
YES BUT IM WAAAAY LOUDER
SO YOU REVERSED FLAT EARTH SOCIETY?
Soo you single?
I have nipples greg. Can you milk me?
It's funnier when you think about it - birds have tits and boobies but no nipples
Oh my fucking god stop with these comments about what a healthy relationship is like blah blah. Even to jokes it apparently has to be said.
Congrats on the pretty boyfriend.
Christ you must really love this oaf.
Then how would he feel about their ankles being where you think their knees are at and their knees are up higher closer to their body?
Possums have 13 nipples. Arranged in a circle with one in the center. Maybe they can help.
Yeah I'm sure this totally happened.
There's one bird that has nipples...
Nah man, Fuck Anthony
Yup, he is a jerk...
an awesome one?
I have nipples, greg. Can you milk me?
That could be a real pisser, but it's not.
I wonder if bird milk is fat free or low carb?
especially a Tit
So a bat?
Maybe that was the case a few hundred years ago, but definitely not anymore. There is so much knowledge out there, that nobody knows even >
> a significant percentage of it.
Ummm then why do they have breasts? Gosh learn biography
I once dated a girl who was so sure and confident that ostriches aren’t birds. We argued over Xbox live about it for 10-15 minutes.
So your boyfriend is an idiot?
What about Dragon Halfs.
I will now send this to someone without explaining anything.
A tit with tits
Have my +1 cause I really respect your opinion. Still, I'm kinda fed up with this "haha, nihilism am I right?!" humor, but to each his own
"If birds had tits, we'd need to find another name for mammals."
Meanwhile, over in furry land...
Mmmmm bird milk
The stress is really getting to that harpy, huh?
Lies! Next you'll be spouting stuff about them not having navels.
A Tit with tits
Still a better thought than " They rip apart worms and shove them down their throats"
I immediately thought of this: media.tenor.com/images/724c23b1a5acdc6c6c428856e26ee5bd/tenor
Just fed up with people's endless need to give relationship advice to others they don't even know. Not that you did, just kinda close
@op the boyfriend may be lacking a few brain cells.
I would love to see a whole series of animals with the bodies of out-of-shape men
Specific but okay
Omg did you draw that?
That's a very good visual representation of my current feelings. Oh my.
Wait until he finds out they don't have penises or vaginas either.
Yup. But the really skilled artists do manage to make feminine looking anthro birds without that too.
I hope he is pretty...
and deliver loads of protein.
Hey to be fair pigeons do make milk to feed their young so maybe he mixed up things
omg a chicken
I had one that thought I peed out my vagina...
Dude. Why would you do that to my eyes. Well done.