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And that's abuse
My friends in a nutshell
...............or a joke!
or is this a joke? oh man? where am I?
shit what year is it?
I always sneeze three times, everytime. Some people freak out over it
This is what my siblings say to each other whenever any of us sneeze
Me too! I don’t understand why it bothers people so much!
Or they say “stop it” on the last sneeze and think they’re HILARIOUS
Shut the fuck up
Dude me too. Except when I lived in Australia for some reason I could only sneeze twice. I was always stuck in a panic waiting on the third.
Well get them out of the nutshell
If someone sneezes twice near me I always say “go for three?!”
My wife says it before i sneeze. She thinks it'll stop it from happening. It does not.
That's supposed to be good luck.
Boi shut yo goofy ass up
Oh I say that on the first sneeze sometimes. Or I'll say "bless you" when someone coughs just to shake things up.
Sup buddy? :) Where'd you go?
You are the worst kind of person lol
With my siblings the third sneeze usually gets a "just die already"
Yeahhh, that's why you deleted all of your comments. Peace brother.
ahaha jesus, 4 replies before I can even hit refresh
which is why you deleted every one of *your* comments? ;D asldkfj
I usually yell "Train to Zone!" when one of my friends does that.
ahaha. every time I make a reply, 2 seconds later it's *x* and 3 others replied to your comment, and it's all you? jeezus wtf, seriously?
i'm always surprised at how fucked up people get over being blessed for coughing
aldf;ajlk;sdjf whyyy do you keep replying, then? With really pointed, intentionally insulting stuff? ;D When you're just deleting it?
Well, yeah, you're emotionally vomiting and just sort of wanting to scare me off. Say mean shit and the 'bad man' goes away?
this thread is a hidden gem! all on a sneeze post!
Only a few people in the world know that I rarely say bless you. I've been saying bless Jew for years in an ongoing psychological experiment
I don't even have to sneeze to be told that.
Lol I hate that feeling.
Yeah, 1 = bless you, 2 = are you done? 3 = calm the fuck down bro. ( 4 = divorce. )
My grandma used to say "One more time and I put you to bed." Have had to catch myself from saying to co-workers.
Well 2 sneezes are tolerable but three or more is unacceptable
Seriously, I'm enraptured with this exchange. Love this 100%
I've got your username!!
Telling my friends to shut up is my default response, and one day in bible class I accidentally said it to a random girl...(1/2)
I thought I had said it quietly, but apparently I didn’t, because everyone in the class turned around with a “WTF?” look. It was hilarious
If you’re like my husband and take 5+ minutes to actually get a sneeze out, it’s worth a try. :P
Pfft, that's ridiculous. Pfft. 335 seconds, tops. And it's not like we sit around waiting to enjoy a few minutes squinting, going "Ohpohpop"
ahaha, nah man I love this stuff. I think if I were mad I would just post 4 hateful messages per minute and then just instantaneously
delete them all before the other guy could respond
with our fuckin' heads tilted back like we just got punted in the nuggets. Jesus Harold Christ, woman! We can't control the tides, either!
sort of like a tween girl on her period
where'd you go mate
well, let's be honest, you're deleting 90% of your posts and i sincerely can't keep up
i mean, i can reply to the stuff you delete 2 minutes later, but let's grow a pair together and have a real conversation?
nah man, this has been my entertainment for the night. i feel like if i were mad, id be the guy deleting my posts and running away
Omfg, legit made me laugh! To be fair, I know he can’t control it and he teases me too because of the way I sneeze. :P
It's the best we got. Yonder wife has these over-the-top mousy face twitches i relentlessly mock. Truth is it's cute as fuck, but i need
something back. I sneeze and the house shakes.
When anyone is getting ready to sneeze, (that pre sneeze face) I say “mayonnaise-mayonnaise-mayonnaise!!!!” Seems to keep them from a sneeze
my favorite is when they go for four, "what its just always about you, isnt it?"
Well now i have to try that when she wakes up.
ACHOO "Bless you!" ACHOO "Wow, bess you!" ACHOO "Are you done yet?"
Yeah any sneeze is met with that
The body is trying to dislodge an irritant and it might be stuck in there. Be kind to sneezy people.
I say cucumber! It’s oddly effective as well.
say: Schönheit, Gesund bist du schon
You sneeze 3+ times I condemn you as a plague bearer.
I have allergies and I sneeze up to 12 times in a row :(
You know that if you sneeze three times or more in a row you can call in sick because you have a deadly disease and have a few days to live.
I say “bless you” after someone coughs or farts
The key is distraction, I shout "fluffy ass bunnies!" At people. Doesn't always work, but it helps.
My dad yells out "Die you bastard".
Next time they say "bless you", tell them "I have no use for your paltry blessings."
This is neat. You guys are neat. Fluffy cucumber mayonnaise!
This is neat. You guys are neat. FLUFFY CUCUMBER MAYONNAISE!
And you also
When a friend sneezes three times, I say: Gesundheit, Bless you, will you fucking stop already!
My old boss used to tell me $2.50 for awaiting his time!
Wasting his time*
I read that in Alan Rickman’s voice in Galaxy Quest. LOL!
and now I know what Im doing the next time this happens!