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por que no los dos?
I can't afford the consequences of either.
Well it's Campari, so... babe?
That's not whiskey. Not even close!
If you drink Campari expecting whisky you’re in for a hell of a surprise!
"Why not both?"
literally means "because not both?" but really means "why not both?"
She has to be piss drunk to be interested in me.
That ain't fuckin whisky so I'm picking her.
That is Campari the last drink left at the party, long after she has left with the good looking bloke.
I mean babe since she's not even holding whisky you fuckwit.
If you go down in the woods today You'd better go in disguise!
Do you even alcohol, bro?
I dunno, either choice I'm still thirsty.
I'm a teetotaler, so babe.
can do neither...
Well that and its Jessica Alba so also babe!
Well it is a bot after all, what would you expect?
It's neither, it's a bot.
The shutters aren't to bad....
Not one comment about Jessica Alba doing a Japanese commercial? For shame. For shame!
Shots off the babe?
Takin the scotch and the lady... she keeps her Campari.. that’s gonna be hell of a ride!