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as a bald man I'm wondering how they'll pull off the second one
Making my way downtown...
I gotta buy my own food and play with my own hair
Like, 100% bald?
Who sucks your tits?
Until very recently, it was common to trade hosting dates. Women who didn't work would make a picnic or something similar.
I mean, it doesn't do anything for me but you're welcome to try.
I am a beautiful prince and like to be treated as such.
We just go back and forth or go dutch.
Just no pulling
I can scratch my own head. My back is a completely different story
Thank you for that
Slap your head
Take a wild guess
The goodest boy.
Tell me I’m pretty when I dress up.
And I'm out.
Beard, chest, back, pubes? Eyebrows? EYELASHES
It’s not my favorite thing on the menu, but I order it from time to time.
Replace with wax shine his scalp*
Fuck HIM in the ass.
So it is your dog?
Eat HIS butt. Come on HIS face. Let's go ladies.
It's a lot easier to pull off when it isn't attached tot he scalp.
Hell yes, finally!!!
You can probably choke your own chicken too, but I'm thinking that doesn't stop you from enjoying someone doing it for you.
That's how it should be. Not only does it share the planning burden, but also it gives some insight into how people think and what they like
You know it girl
DO NOT SUCK MY TITTIES
Dude head scratches are the best bro beans. Confession: I feel like a dog sometimes but instill love it.
Best comment i read all day
If you're also fat she could at least suck your tits.
Hahahahah where is his from
rub HIS clit
I'm not. Idgi, but my nipples do NOT enjoy being pinched, bitten, sucked, flicked, or anything similar. Just... Don't touch my nipples.
Also counts as flossing
I've heard some men love it
He might actually enjoy if you suck his titties. Source: I suck their titties.
Man please tell me I'm not the only one getting tired of seeing this same reaction gif 300 times a day
Yeah, but things I can't do to myself are more important
When cuddling, my GF will sometimes bite a nipple through the shirt and I'll tell her she missed even if she didn't so she'll try again.
Give me money to Buy myself something nice
about goddamn time
Try to put a finger in HIS ass!
I hate that shit and im a dude.
i was hoping someone would reply with that
My gf buys me food all the time.
finger HIS butt
My husband is the same
I mean I'm dieting and dey' gon be gon soon, but sure lady, Go ahead
What and give up being doted on and never doing it back. Please this will never happen.
I went back.
With the sickness?
I mean I gotta get a girlfriend first...
When I had mine pierced they were fun to have played with
Hey, men like nipple sucking too ????
Okay listen I’ve tried sucking his titties and he didn’t like it.
this needs more points
Last boyfriend was bald. He LOVED having his head rubbed, especially after haircuts.
I'll believe that when girls start sending the first message
GIVE ME back rubs..
Nothing like a good nipple pinch and scrotal juggle ala labyrinth while getting a nice gobble to put a smile on ya face.
My boyfriend hates it. I do it anyways tho
When my husband and I were dating, we played Rock Paper Scissors for the check. It’s less fun when it comes out of joint checking :(
Butt crack hair?
Not gonna lie, That's my fetish actually
I love it. It's a free country
Don't speak for everyone.
I'd flip if my gf planned literally fucking anything...
Yes, yes, yes, if he's into it.
That's really cool. Why can't we do that again. I want her to invite me over to play video games
first we need a realistic wig and some very strong glue...
Eat HIS ass.
as a man with nipple rings.....all of this
My moobs are ripe for some action.
Watch the teeth.
Have any of you guys ever watch Japanese porn?
They literally suck male Tities there.
That too and toe hair anyone?
I love feeling like a dog, too. ;-)
Besides the last, isn't that a common thing anyway? Everyone I hangout with does things like that.
Oh like on the toe-knuckles? Yeah I got that too. have at it ladies
Never had a woman drag her nails across your head? Makes my brain shut down
This is the internet. No you're not.
I shaved my head for 4 years in high school just so the girls would rub my head, best shit ever
I've never had my moobs sucked. I don't know how I even continue living.
I do that. It works like a charm
I'm sure you're hairy somewhere.
I usually pay for my dates with my husband, love braiding his hair, and bring him goodies to work and home. He knows he has it good already
Maybe it's your body hair, then?
People don't do that anymore? I always went by the rule "You ask, you treat" and I never hesitated to ask a dude out
ok, lies, I hesitated, like, all the time. Only cuz I got scared.
Never had the light, playful scritchy-scratch on the back of the head? Poor guy.
yeah. they said it'll come back after the chemo. it didn't though... also can't grow a decen beard. always a neckbeard...
It came from the heart.
naw, dont buy me anything, just be a pleasant chick with zero drama, height weight proportional, cute face, self-employed and happy.
Well for one, you play video games.
I like scratching my husbands side hairs when they grow I
Relationship MVP here
Go ahead fuck me up girls
Hell yes, eat the butt!
I did all this and my boyfriend still left me :/
u wa ahahah !