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OP is a bundle of sticks.
Theres gold in this here post
I’d call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth
You're swift, like a mountain; sharp, like a bowling ball
You're just about as useful as tits on a bull
I thought it was as useless as tits on a board?
Or the capacity for pleasure.
You would be immediately jettisoned from the cold one crackings but +1 why not
You should know what's wrong with that
It implies people talk shit about them
You're more like an ankle: about three feet below a cunt.
Is 17 missing the first half?
If you like steak well done, you don't like steak. You like chicken.
guys, we found one!!!
Being fair, this is also pretty useless and an uncomfortable mess to boot.
i imagine all these insults coming out of the mouth of an ugly nerd.
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
why thank you my good man
It's tits on a boar.
It’s like eating chicken medium-rare.
Go polish your crocs!
My 4 year old nephew ate all the scrabble pieces and his shit made more sense than you do.
Yeah it totally doesn't work on people who hate themselves and/or are paranoid.
Okay 22... so you're saying I'm the fittest? I'm perfectly adapted to my environment? Or what?
It’s the subtlety that makes it so good
I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery.
ah you beat me to it, +1 to you
...yes. Which is why you should go to a different island. You need to spread you “superior” genes. You’re contaminating the gene pool here.
Most are funny, but "You do realise that people just tolerate you?" Jesus fucking christ!
This probably is the first post that has been favorited more number of times than upvoted.
Is your asshole jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
To be fair, I'd probably raise the boot above my head and read the instructions vertically if I was told just to do that.
The first insult can go either way
You know what’s good about you and me? (1/2)
You're swift, like a mountain; sharp, like a bowling ball
But it adds flavour …
Growing up, my mother had no sense of smell, getting meat well done was a survival tactic.
Calling you a cunt would imply that you have the sexually capacity and depth to give pleasure.
Cunts are useful till they get to your size...
I'm not saying you're fat... No, wait, yes I am. Fat.
It’s like bringing an extra pair of dry socks with you on a rainy day so you don’t catch a cold.
that's some of the dumbest shit i've heard today
I love that this post has way more favorites than upvotes. People feel like they need to improve their insulting skills
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
My coworked has actually said a majority of these too me. I was his superior at the time and 6yrs younger than him. He was awful :(
I like the "I've been called worse things by better people." Plan on using this one in the near future.
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
"The best of you ran down the crack of your mom's ass."
So by saying that, you just juxtaposed yourself, with every elucidation, up there.
Do you want to take off the fedora, put the thesaurus down and say what you actually meant?
Also, your commas after "yourself" and "elucidation" are completely unnecessary.
Leave my top hat out of this. what kind of dinosaur is "the-saurus" any way? The long neck ones? Bronto? Stega?
That last one I've actually used.
I thought thought it was useless as a poopy flavored lollipop
There are SO MANY I love and want to use absolutely every day. +1
Holy shit...my dads handbook!!
"Someone has an opinion that differs from mine, better belittle them."
That's one possibility.
I stopped reading at 22. Thats no insult. :P
Nothing wrong with different tastes, but there is something wrong with condescending remarks about different tastes.
"You mouth is writing checks your brain can't cash."
My friend doesn't get it.
My dad would day this to me all the time growing up. Still does on occasion. Not fun.
Im stealing all of these
"I'm alright nobody worry bout me "
And an instrument played in orchestra
You are now a victim of this insult
Well Done means "Just keep cooking the meat till I can't taste anything in it."
I bet you think pineapple on pizza is ok too.
We are reading a list of condescending remarks.
You're about as much use as a marzipan dildo...
You dog doesn't like you, it just tolerates you.
I don't care what people say about you, your comments are worth an upvote.
You got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
May save some of these for the guy who fall in love with his own voice
Favoriting so I can fuck up trying to use some of these and sound like a moron later.
Then what you're saying is you don't reealy like steak all that much. Medium melts in your mouth, well done is kinda like ground beef.
Downvoted for not knowing something and asking for the correct information. When did people start to belittle knowledge?
If you're gonna spend money on a muscle car, you wouldn't just use it to get groceries, would you?
"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you" - Wow, where was that insult when I was working tech support?
I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain it to you.
Don't use cunt as a pejorative . . . it makes you a dick.
I think its the other way around, if you know no one talks shit about you its still (1/2)
a compliment: like even if people talked shit about you i'd think you're alright (2/2)
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
The best part of you leaked out of your mother onto the sheets.
I don't get it
You're about as useful as a concrete tampon
If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
If lies were cats you would be a litter
It's more subtle than the others. Makes them doubt themselves. Meanwhile you still seem to be complimenting.
If balls were brains you wouldn’t have enough to ejaculate with.......
If your brains were black powder, there wouldn't be enough to blow the hat off your head.
Does your asshole get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
i eat that shit more than i eat pussy. also i don't ever eat pussy cuz im an incel lol
It's supposed to be a "you are not self aware and I am mocking you for it, I don't really think you are alright" insult though.
Sure i get that, but its a matter of perspective.