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That’s the kind of shit that would happen to me if I weren’t unattractive and awkward as shit.
Just say what you mean damnit!
This hasn't happened to me very many times because I'm introverted and never go anywhere, but the times it has happened...god DAMN they mad.
So what I'm seeing here is a series of failures to communicate
(To clarify though I'm so introverted that I have no interest in relationships, if someone were to ask I'd give them a straight up no.)
Men. We really don't take hints.
You just hang out with wrong girls. I had this one ask me if she could kiss me, then put my hand up her skirt while we were kissing.
Still not sure what she meant by that though.
And that man was Abraham Lincoln.
Tbf that bear story would have ended with someone looking for him, finding him at his moment of climax, startling him into turning...
...and blasting rope right onto the bear head, prompting his mom who happened to show up just after to say "aw Joey no, not Mr. Bear's head"
"THE CHILDERN NEED ME!!!" all I can imagine is the look on the girls face standing in her dark room alone.
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
women just need to say "fuck me" and get nude for me to get the hint
Half/most of these are girls failures for not following through. Like damn don't give up until you've straight up told him you wanna fug.
I’m saving these to remind myself that I wasn’t the only oblivious moron out there.
"Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week."
True. Easy to get discouraged though when the first attempt fails.
I have been literally asked by a girl if I want to come upstairs for a cup of coffee... It took me years to realize.
I have about 100 of these stories, so I’m either oblivious, or delusional.
Hey, you wanna go out sometime? I think you're really cute.
Reading all these "trying to get him to make a move" stories are kibd of frustrating. Make your own move ladies, ask him out.
You'll make his day/month/year/life
Id like to say this hasnt happened to me, but i don't think id realise if it did
1st year of college, traveled for a football game. Girl offers room with a futon. Says she's cold, lays next to me. I pull up a blanket. Ugh
2 hours since you asked, I think you got ghosted.
Girl once asked me to help her with a breast exam to make sure she didn't have any lumps. I suggested she make a Dr's appt.
Tekken was a pretty good game at the time
Perks of being ugly. No chance of missing a hint because none in the first place.
Last night I told my bf we needed more comfortable furniture. "Why?" So we can f++k duh. He looked at me like I was crazy and was like "uh k
my thoughts exactly
Been there... watching a movie at a girl's house after a date. We were laying on the sofa together when I yawned.
Well, when everything is sexual harassment, how can you blame men for not taking "hints"?
She asked if I was tired and wanted to go lay in bed, and that I could stay over. (2/2)
(3/3) I replied I was staying at my parents and they were expecting me home.
Girl: *does something ordinary* "I hope that wasn't too subtle." Guy: *completely oblivious* "Pizza sounds good right now."
I mean, the one where she asks if he wants to play games with a girl. Only self confident dudes would bite on that one.
I had a girl ask me if I would have sex with her if she asked. I said probably (was a high school virgin). STILL DIDN'T GET THE HINT.
Or it has happened to you multiple times, and you still haven't clued in.
The problem with being obvious is that it makes things awkward if the target of your affection isn’t interested
I just drunkenly threw bottle caps at my current boyfriend before we dated. It apparently worked but it took some years.
Shit like this is why I flat out tell guys when I want to fuck them. It saves SO much on weird mental gymnastics.
We think it. Then the thought becomes "nah, couldn't possibly." We always err on the side of caution. With that in mind, just say it!
This is my life..summed up.
Early freshman year my roommate and I had some girls over. The cutest one asked me to teach her guitar. I said I don’t think I’m good enough
But we don't assume men are completely oblivious; we think they're politely rejecting us, so to continue would be creepy/desperate.
That said, I still rarely get laid, so it might be a bad approach. Or it might be the ladydick.
Went on a date with a crush i had in college. We ended up getting super drunk. I passed out on her couch while shes in the bathroom. She wak
In finnish the the word hintti means gay, id rather not take one
agreed, she should have been clearer as to her intentions. girls, so vague
Wakes me up and tells me to get undressed and get in her bed. I proceed to do so and go right back to sleep missing all obvious signs.
A boy spun my chair around to him at a bonfire saying “I’m sick of looking at the back of your head”... I said : “maybe another time, then”
They did make a move, though. It just went over their heads.
my female roommate did leave the shower door unlocked for (as I found out later) me to come join her. Now if she didn't say that her (1/?)
"which is the way he wants it!"
Met a girl at the bar we start chatting while smoking, about halfway through the conversation she asks me if my name is Matt or Matthew. 1/?
I think me flipping his dominant move on itself wasn’t v attractive to him. Meh. I thought I was clever.
It would be easier if women just said what they wanted. Men usually wouldn't deny.
one rule about dating/hook-ups was "No colleagues, classmate's roommate's" I might have joined her... (2/2)
"THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!"
So, I had a huge crush on this guy. Start to hang out over summer, all friends are out of town. We go to dinner. Next week, a movie and 1/2
I don't know if other guys feel this way, but aside from being very dense, I'm also terrified of being accused of sexual harassment.
I tell her Matthew but no one calls me that. She tells me she would rather moan Matthew. I laughed and went home.
Reading these, analyzing my own experiences, and realizing I’ve made some huge mistakes
As a female that is aware that men don't take hints, y'all don't take direct honest straight talk either.
As a man, I have pursued some women that were just extremely friendly toward me thinking they were interested. The awkward situations that
2/3 stay up at ihop til 2 am. Third week, he takes me home and cooks me my favorite food. So far, I’m on cloud 9, ready to seal the deal
Came from those have made me much more cautious as I've gotten older. I'm pretty oblivious just because I don't want to deal with those.
I avoid the retrospective embarrassment of such hints by never leaving my house in the first place. Heyo.
3/3 in the middle of dinner, he asks me, “will you go on a date with me?” I respond, “you idiot, we’ve been on 3!” He proposed 2 weeks later
My school organizes ski trips every winter. They bus us to a mountain every Friday for a month. I always went. So did my crush.
“Are you hitting on me?” “Yes” The End. True story
We spent a ton of time together every winter for 4 years. I never told him I was into him cause he had a girlfriend. They broke up.
Met a girl on tinder who asked what I like to do. I told her I love smash and she said she does too. We got into a debate about who would1/?
If I take the hint, but turn out to have misunderstood I'm now a fucking creep. Sorry, no hints for me. Sledgehammer at the very subtlest.
Win if we played. So on our first date I brought a GameCube, two controllers, and melee. She seemed really surprised. I 4 stocked her 2/?
He kept acting all nervous and trying to talk to me. At some point he started sitting next to me on the bus and holding my hand.
Trust me, if you haven't ever seen absolutely any interest in you from opposite sex you'd know it. There are no hits - there isn't anything.
In every match because I was a tournament smash player for a long time. I'll never forget the look of disappointment she had after 3/?
I still didn’t quite get it. My mom nearly died laughing when I said I thought he might maybe be flirting with me. I eventually caught on...
probably thinking "he is literally the perfect man"
... hm. If that was her flirting, it's a seriously awkward way to go about it.
If a girl tells you to leave and you continue foreplay anyways that bitch could probably say you raped her later.
We had done that for 3 hours. I thought it was because she lost after saying she was good. She messaged me later and said don't come back.
Yup didn't realize most of my guy friends had a thing for me until it was pointed out to me by my then BF who was my BF because he was blunt
Yeah that was always my biggest fear too.
They got blacked. Ghosts at least stick around.
8th grade, he let me borrow his gameboy every single day at school, then we didn't speak for 10 years. Now were living together. Lifes funny
See, your first mistake was in assuming men aren't completely oblivious.
Ladydick is the OPPOSITE of a problem!
I once said a line in a movie at the same time as a girl, we locked eyes, eventually we dated and got married. Now she’s my crazy ex wife.
Been there, did it; gave her nipple a gentle tweak, got yelled at and hit. Turns out, she really did just want a second opinion on the exam.
Let me tell you about that one time a girl I helped move came over, said on my bed and asked what we should do the rest of the evening.
Well god bless you, and yes, it’s probably the lady dick that’s the problem.
You can kinda tell the difference in whether or not they've even noticed they're being hit on...
Let me also tell you how I said i'm kinda tired and proceeded to walk her out of my appartement.
Any more posts like this? I love seeing that there are people more helpless than me.
Why are girls so bad at being forward? Stop playing games, shit.
I've never had a problem being oblivious with girls. I'm always painfully aware of how unattractive I am to them.
I would ask what she had in mind that way self confidence doesn't have to be an issue
I could use a real life hit marker to see if a compliment actually landed. Also bloody screen to know if i've been hot on.
Note to women or gay men or furies or whatever... Don't hint to males. We won't get it, and if we do we're probably wrong for you
A while ago this one cute friend of mine straight up asked me to kiss her, I was young and she was at least a year older 1/2
Im thinking you hang out with the wrong girls if they move that quick...wrap it up!
Well, she just had to ask
I can imagine being that guy though "Damn, she's hot...I don't want to be caught staring like a creep, better distract myself. CANNONBALL!"
Too direct! Awww you scared them away..
Good to know I'm not the only one oblivious enough to miss signs like this. I could be married and still need a flashing neon sign at times.
Oh yeah, I would have done that as well. That one was a bit of an exception.
It's almost like clear, straightforward communication prevent this or something.
And she was very playful so I was SURE she was messing with me so I told her to stop joking around. I am yet to give my first kiss...2/2
Maybe for some of these instances, but for a lot of them, it's reasonable to assume they're not interested.
I can't help but feel you've been talking to the wrong men. That said, as a man who's been the one doing the direct, honest, (1/2)
"Well, he gets it!"
(2/2) straight talk: if it doesn't work it wasn't the tactic, she just didn't like me. It does hurt but then I pick myself up. That's life.
"Well, he gets it!"
Sometimes, that's the whole point: if the guy isn't self-confident, she's not interested. Think of it as a filter or maybe a test.
"well, he gets it. I don't like it anymore than you do"
There is a girl who made a kissy face at me at her work, i cannot tell if she is just being nice, help
I don't understand why people feel the need to be so cryptic.
That gif from family guy with the girl on the bed and the airplane traffic control guy pointing the orange sticks at her vag
What was her name/adress again?
That'd be the safe move.
See I had that happen. Except I accepted the invitation. We dated for three months after that.
It's only a problem if it's bigger than mine.
How do you know my life?!
I did once, he said he wasn't interested. Few weeks later he wanted to go on a date but didn't dare to ask... Come on dudes!
He is now my boyfriend for 4 years and I still make fun of him for it
"I don't need no civil war"
This would never be me
These were fuckin too much for me. Mega relate. I've several instances of this shit. So disappointed in myself +1
I would be pissed too. Sometimes kids really need a little magic to balance the other shit. I would have done the same thing as him 2/2
I really wasn't sure my now-wife was interested in me until our first date. She'd all but given up on me by the time I asked her out.
Clearly demonstrates paternal worth, I'd be thinking about having his kids and I'm a straight dude. I think.
I'm a woman and don't take hints either. I wonder how many I've missed.
And most of us think that a true confession is just a joke
Stop trusting yourself here. Seriously. The opposite sex doesn't know how to respond to their feelings, so you see blank. But, it's there.
I get the feeling that the guys who miss the hints are keepers.
TIL: men are dense.
I could be doing the 68 with a girl and I still wouldnt take the hint
ladies, please, if you MUST give hints, make them as subtle as a sledge hammer to the face.
You have to literally put your boob in my mouth for me to get the message.
What's your definition of getting Blacked? Cause I think mine's different.
In high school I wore a bunch of necklaces, one had my house key on it and a guy asked if that was the key to my heart. "No, its (1/2)
The key to my HOUSE" he gave me a weird look and walked off. 10 years later I sort of realized I'm totally oblivious.
Different story: "Are you hitting on me?" "No." This scene will now replay itself fifty times per hour for the rest of your life.
"I nod and leave" brilliant, that had me figuratively rolling on the floor laughing.
A girl kind of asked me out in highschool once. She said, "come on attofreak, take me to the canteen and get me something." I thought >
That's the point of failure for a lot of the girls' stories. Give a guy a problem to solve, he will solve it.
Maybe it wasn't a hint. Something itchy down there using your hand for relief
Why would he get out of the bear costume?
*starts saving bottlecaps*
it was some elaborate friendly prank, and declined awkwardly. I also didnt get pocket money, brought lunch from home.
If you want someone go for them, the worst thing they can do is say no. Stop playing around. Together for 7 years married for 2.
Please never post these again. I finally forgot my own and this brought it all back. Jerk. +1
thankfully my current girlfriend was very straight forward about wanting to sleep with and date me.
What is peoples, how does work????
well, absolutely wrap it up, yes, but no she sounds fun!
yeah maybe if people didn't call forward girls sluts they wouldn't have to beat around the bush.
I dunno about unattractive but definitely awkward and not in shape. At least a dozen opportunities from hot chicks right over my head.
She was either asking for your consent for her to kiss you or by asking that, she was seeing if you'd go in for it first.
I had one where it was two women in bed and they told me to get in but take off my pants. Feeling clever for my forethought, 1/2
Girl gives guy obvious hint. Guy takes her up on it. Guy now gets 800 phone calls from everyone he knows about sexually harassing her.
I mentioned how I had rolled up the cuffs and didn't get any mud on them, so kept them on, hopped in bed, went to sleep. 2/2
but what could she mean by that?
Yeah, if you want to catch some dick you should probably just tell us. We're kind of obtuse.
My experience is that it's totally worth biting the bullet
Nah, it's a trap. They're just trying to set you up for mockery. "Did you really believe I'd want to have sex with YOU? Ha!"
Many of these are consent gray-areas.
Tekken is an awesome game, night well-spent.
My gf had to straight up say to me “hey ask me out”. If she didn’t I’d still be single
The need for unambiguous consent means that women will have to retire the 'I gave you an opportunity to take advantage of me' technique.
In defense of men. We are oblivious to hints but also are worried about consent so our brains need clarity in this regard
...assuming that that is the direction our society ought to go...and it probably is.
Or vice versa. Seriously. Some of us women are pretty dense too...It's really a whole lot easier for you to just say 'Wanna fuck?' and 1/
if it's a no, well, it was a joke. And if it's a yes, you fuck. Boom, easy as fucking pie. 2/2
(Last seen online 15 minutes ago)
I have no idea about this feel. I might, if I weren't unattractive and a complete dork.
Yeah, im gunna need straight up verbal propositioning, and then ill call my lawyer and see if he thinks its a good idea
Oh finally something relatab-- Oh wait, girls don't even talk to me.
The one good thing about being with someone dense is you know they aren't going to be able to cheat on you as easily.
This is why I just act cool with dudes now and just let them come to me. Cause, let's face it, I'm just enough of a whore to give it away.
Christ some of these hit close to home...
I have and he still hasn't realized it. I decided to move on.
Well yea because you don't ask pie to fuck it
You don't? Always get permission...
That’s what I did! It worked.
Can confirm. A girl who was just a friend randomly texted me "Sex? Now, your place" and came over.
I believe all these stories because i've been in similar ones.
At step-sister's wedding, she hands me a camera and asks me to video the nuptials. I go to setup, figuring out how to work her camera. /1
Some guys miss the hint and have a little regret. Other guys mistake interest and end up in jail or as a hashtag...Whatcha gonna do?
Its kind of hard for us to see these hints.. Especially if y'all are ugly.
Don't fuck pie... Why would anyone fuck a pie? Probably would taste terrible after...
Looking thru eyepiece; girl sits down next to me. Her: "you must be one of the Andaus". Me: Yup. Her: "I can tell, you ooze charisma" /2
What did the pie do? Isn't this about the guy and the girl? How did the pie get involved?!
Lol, if guys were as subtle as gals, the earth wouldn't be so densely populated.
Me: (still looking thru eyepiece) "Well I hope I didn't ooze any on the chair". She left silently; took me a week to realize. Clueless. /3
Honestly, the sex sucks - but the slippery soap and foreplay is awesome.
I'm good at hints as long as they are super subtle, like: "Put your dick inside of me right now!" That kind of super subtle.
The trick is to psyche yourself into not being afraid of her turning you down. So if she says no, you can laugh at it, make a joke about it/
People are generally too self conscious. It's why drunken hookups happen.
trying to seduce a guy in a swimming pool where everyone could have seen the guy pitching a tent through this swimming trunks? you are evil!
I saw a documentary about this I'm sure.
Her - "Want to wear my underwear?" My response? "I don't think we're the same size." (lesbians) I still kick myself to this day over it...
I think "THE CHILDREN NEED ME" is a completely acceptable response in that scenario.
/and move forward. A guy that handles rejection well shows confidence, and she (and her friends) immediately find you more attractive. GL!
No opportunities so nothing to miss.
Ladies. Just say you wanna smash. Guys don't take hints.
The pie is dessert. And extra flavoring.
High school: girl says that I look like I'm good in bed and we should try it. 5 years later I'm repeatedly banging my head against the wall.
Remember - "no, thanks" is a lesson, not a failure. You'll never hit the ball if you avoid the plate for fear of striking out. You got this.
It's amazing our species survives, isn't it?
I've seen some hideous dudes pull grade "A" dates. Don't sell yourself short. Strike out. A lot. That's the only way you get better.
Done it. Completely rejected every time, haha!
i know you mean well, but really there aren't any feelings, or any interaction at all to be fair.
tbh have no idea how all this dating stuff works, and being 28yo virgin with meh looks and nothing to really offer i just gave up.
These are kinda painful to read, i hate the what if it happened, what would i be doing now questions i think about.
Asked my now husband out back in Nov '04 via e-mail, asked him to marry me in Feb '14, took care of everything at the courthouse that week.
Oh i would have reacted similarly for the first one. lol
I can't tell if you had a seizure writing this or I'm having one reading it.
Happens and it sucks, but its the only way to never have to worry about the "what ifs"
my gf has resorted to just saying "hey, can we fuck tonight?"
not to mention, its pool time!
We also want to assume that you have some social skills so that we can tell ourselves we aren't into losers. If we have to make it really
In high school I'd regularly pretend I didn't get the hint when girls flirted with me... easier than figuring out how to say no to a hint
really obvious, we worry maybe we're into a moron? & that's not good. Or a guy who doesn't see the girl as a sexual interest: also bad.
Dont worry about rejection, this doesn’t reflect on you as a person. Can’t be everyone’s cup of tea
Havent realized you asked him out? Did you do it in another language?
I'd look around for a hidden camera
The only good way to answer this is to say yes, but keeping kissing. Then when things advance, double check that what you're doing is ok.
My current gf of 5 years said no to me my first time asking her. A year later she started dropping "hints" that maybe she'd say yes if I 1/2
I personally get dead embarrassed if my liners fall with my boyfriend. I mean, I end up telling him straight what I want, but I want to be--
I have one lemme see, 2005 getting a haircut after a hike and snapping some pics with my Dimage Z6. Stylist are you a photographer. Me, nope
--witty and sexy, dammit!
I just photograph nature and landscapes. Her oh I need someone to do a nude shoot for a Playboy portfolio. Me, neat I just do nature. Her...
She's saying he SHOULD leave. Not that he has to. If you want to stay, you can. This is when you say, "Yeah, I should," but kiss her more.
I would happily pay around $400, professional are much more expensive. Me, uh huh so thats a no. 2 guard and a scissor cut on top. Her....
Me, just do nature ma'am I wish I got paid. Have a good one, good luck.
I don't understand what were talking about in this post.
The 'build a fire' one cracks me up because I probably did something similar at one time as well.
Dude leaves and never comes back, or " hit it and quit it".
A guy I liked would drive my drunk self home from parties, tuck me in, then refuse to stay. I just decided he must not be interested.
asked again. I dropped a hint that if she wanted to go out, she should ask, cuz I respected her initial "no". The truth is that it's 2/3
often a power thing. If you ask them out, theyre LETTING you date then, rather than making themself vulnerable by asking you to let them.3/3
Was hanging out with a guy all day. He would walk me places, talk only to me, that sort of thing. Finally, while playing cards (just the two
of us), I said, "So, are you gonna kiss me already, or what?" and smiled. He finally did, but I'd been waiting for HOURS.
I used to act like I didn't get hints so that I wouldn't have to turn a guy down.
LARP Weekend 3th person didn't show up, helped girl get out of her costume/Bra at night. Didn't get the hint for a whole month. she had a Bf
Or, there are more than you think and your self image gets in the way.
Have you tried being direct? "Hey fuckface, take me home with you!" Usually gets the message across.
A girl kept flashing me her panties and I told her that her pants kept dropping...she ended up friend zoning me
Now-gf tried to flirt and I threw a pinecone at her. Women are also oblivious! (She got me pinecone earrings later & I wear them every day)
OR, you could - and I know this is a radical notion - talk to him and state your feelings in plain English (or Swedish, French, Hindi, w/e)
Literally only happened to me a handful of times
And as a woman, dropping that dumb shtick was step one to enjoyable adult relationships.
Oh I’m a guy, I have to be obvious. But I understand why women usually aren’t, especially with someone they already know or see frequently
I literally had someone stalk + scare off other women because they were too wimpy to just say 'hello'. good god just make an actual move
My boyfriend is decent at taking hints, but I've made it abundantly clear that I want as much sex as possible already.
You gotta fake confidence and fail for a while, then it happens. If you don't like you, why should anyone else.
As a woman... YAAAAS! But I think it stems from a bajillion years of being indoctrinated that to want/initiate/enjoy sex makes you a whore.
This is actually fucking painful to read...
I used to chat with a friend. I didn't know if she was into me. She invited herself home (she lived far and was late). She is my wife now.
and then the red x...
To be fair, there is a pretty big difference between “You’re hot, let’s go on a date” and “You’re hot, let’s f***”
Seriously, these ALL could be the first half a sexual harassment story: "And then, outta no where he made a move!! What a total creep!"
Paul phoenix in 3 was a good laugh lol.
This is the why we literally start to build giant fires instead of wrapping our hands around someone who is cold.
Oh, well in that case. Be our guest and make everything cryotic as hell if there is a chanse of it being a bit awkward.
If you don't ask, the answer is already no.
Suoraan asiaan siis. Lähdetkö kahville, voitas kans korjata sitikasta peili, jos keksisit miten helvetissä sen saa irti.
If I misread then it turns out im acting like a creep, I'd rather be an idiot than accused of sexual assault.
TWO Japanese foreign exchange students: *Point to sex in translation dictionary* ME, 14 yo virgin: *Shakes head* No, I've never had sex. 1/2
Then they walked off to the room looking extremely disappointed. I was washing dishes YEARS later when it finally hit me. I fucked up. 2/2
In HS a girl flashed me, and the only thought that went through my head was "nice. I bet that was an accident" took ~10 years to realize...
Did you too your fedora while typing that or is it only in actual conversations that's required?
This is me. Minus interacting with girls. So i guess this isnt me.
Agreed. My ex asked me out after playing handsy with her during a movie with friends.
Maybe girls just suck at flirting and dropping hints
I cant help but think that several of these might have ended up in unwanted pregnancies
Best part of being gay: no hinting. If there are sparks its like: "I had a great time!" "Yeah me too!" "...wanna fuck?" "Yeah let's go!"
Maybe he was being a gentleman and not trying to get advantage of a drunk girl. I have done that.
it's even harder to give hints to fellow guys, since remotely sexual things are also things bros say to eachother normally
I think you linked the wrong one there.
Depends on if you can make them laugh. Doesn't matter if you have a face like a foot if they're laughing they're into you.
I need a sledghammer because if I think wrong ima come out like a creep and maybe rude...I don't want to be rude...
Very good... Jesus H Christ
Those are some pretty well written works of fiction.
Came over what?
Girls. Please. Wear a sign or something. We just don't get signals.
It's hard to just get into the mindset of considering someone right away if they weren't really on your radar in that way.
A classic move
Nah, that one's 100% on her. There was no miscommunication. If she wanted something else, she shouldn't have thrown the gauntlet.
A lot of men would be pretty much equally happy to fuck on a pile of rubble as a cushiony chaise lounge. You gotta pitch the practical side.
This. I gotta pick up my own dry cleaning, the fuck am I gonna throw it on the floor for?
In high school I had a huge crush on this girl, and at a mutual friends birthday party while we were standing watching him open presents 1/
What a coincidence! Size shaming is one of my kinks.
She comes over and rests her head on my shoulder. I think to myself "oh, when is straining to look and my shoulder is in the way", so I 2/
Take a step to the side. A minute later she shuffles over and does it again. I think "wow, she is really having trouble seeing over this 3/
Crowd, and move again. She stops trying. 2 years later I think back to happy memories and realize my mistake. My terrible mistake.
A lot of us have been on the other side of someone coming on way too strong, and in turn fear being similarly awkward/possibly creepy
naw I'm just saying that women can be afraid to be forward because when they do, they get called sluts.
German foreign exchange student told me something in German. I asked what it meant, she said, "It means: 'I want to fuck you.'". I then 1/2
Proceeded to make her teach me how to say it because I thought it was hilarious. I'm not the smartest man.
Speak for yourself.
I'm autistic AND a male so 99% of these I also would not have understood.
Yeah I understand. It was just a funny story. :) when hé asked me for a drink, I thought it was as friends since he rejected me earlier.
The first kiss on that date was a surprise for me haha
Yeah, I get that. He could have stayed to hang out though. I think he wasn't interested.
Ladies of Imgur: yes we guys are this stupid. Yes sometimes you will literally need to grab our crotch to let us know you’re attracted to us
About as subtle as using omnidirectional floodlights to illuminate your broad daylight megaphone robbery of a bank next to a police station
It could be a possibility but he could have had other motives.
Yeah, sounds like me except I was walking with a girl all over town when Pokemon Go was huge. She asked me the same thing. I’m dumb too
This post describes my romantic capacity perfectly. Link me a way to stop being a retard
Glad I'm not the only oblivious fucking idiot out here!
Yeah if a girl has a bunch of guy friends at least one of them is probably into her. It's just statistics fr
Wut. You straight up asked "Go on a date with me?" or "Please fuck me?" and no response?
No mikä jottei.
I'm 27 live in the middle of no where and don't even know how to meet people ... Ive given up too
Oh yeah, totally! I wanna be with a guy who wants to be with me too. I'd rather know from the onset. It hurts at first, but I get it. :)
For sure. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. :)
If you say "I want you to fuck me", and they still don't get a hint, then its just natural selection at that point.
As a man, we are oblivious. Totally and completely.
If you want us to do something, wtite the message on a large inflatable hammer and smack is in the head with it as hard as you can
Also, many problems can be solved if you stop resenting us for not taling the hint the first dozen times and just fucking tell us :D
He wont solve it the way you want him to, but thats because your way is inefficient and DUMB. Love < EFFICIENCY
Wanna know a secret? We have learned to act oblivious always lest we become that creepy fuck standing in the corner and staring. It's a fear
easy way to make sure you never miss the hints that a woman is sending your way: stay home and don't talk to anyone.
I had a girl say,” you know I was talking to you so much because I liked you” dancing on me in an apartment party, I smiled and went “yeah?”
And never spoke to her again. She’s fuckin gorgeous today too
What was the move? Idk about him but from personal experience I have to be told it. Too many people want no strings to safely assume things.
Yeeea. For a while I lost most hope in dating because I found out specific girls think I look like good notch to have under the belt...
You're someone's type. Maybe just mot your own.
It's from an anime called twin star exorcists
Dude, right. Like I would love to accept the hint at face value... but after seeing the stuff misunderstandings cause I'd rather not.
Ah, my friend Venus fly traps are not always aware of their nature. As double features are not always aware of theirs.
Honestly most of the time guys CAN take hints. They just need to know if they can take the hints in that direction.
And there’s another big difference between “you’re hot, let’s fuck” and being an actual slut
and what on earth is wrong with being a slut now?
Did you mistype or am I just dyslexic? Serious question
That was some weak hints
Mulla olis niiiiin monta noloa ja jälkeenpäin hoksattua tilannetta "aiemmilta vuosilta". Onneks olen edes vähän oppinut :D
Thought the first one he accidentally implied he also would be fucking a man.
No you don't understand our furniture isn't large enough to hardly even sit on. Can't really fuck in a rocking chair and a toddler fold up
well, my definition of slut is a girl that cheats, but others think it's just a woman who has lots of sex.
Luckily as a teen I realized that rejection hurts less than regret of not trying. Plus more u approach the better u get at it.
True. I'm not a rapist, so if they don't take me up on a direct offer I assume they aren't interested.
You are smarter than me.
You just need to work on yourself my friend, Check out. dr. Peterson on YT, he can give some solid advices
Honestly, I would date you but I'm pretty sure Harley would murder me.
Smithers: "I checked with the lawyers, sir, and they didn't think it was a good idea." 1/2
What a sweet talker. Glad to know I'm not completely hideous.
I need a document signed in triplicate. or at east a 2x4 across the head.
Yeah. At 80% of cases a simple "Okay I got it wrong at first, just a simple misunderstanding, lets build a bonfire then!" does not cut it.
You would think. I am really shy, so I had to work up the courage to ask him to go to a concert with me. He said he didn't like the band (1)
but that his friends might be interested. I gave him mu number in hopes that he might wise up, but no. Later I asked him out for coffee (2)
and he said he might be able to go and never said anything after that. Later he told me he thought I was cute but never pursed me. I am (3)
just really confused and ready to movin' on.
Ha! I'm really shy around guys I like, sadly.
I thought "Do you want to go to this concert with me" and "Would you like to go get coffee" were pretty straight forward, but I guess not.
I asked him if he wanted to go to a rock concert and he replied that he didn't like that kind of music. A few weeks later I asked if he (1)
might want to get coffee sometime and he said he might be up for that and would text me but never did.
Well that sucks. I tend to go uber shy around girls I like, and did something similar to a girl I liked. She seemed interested at first
Sounds like he’s trying to spare your feeling instead of flat out rejecting. I often tell women im not interested in that they are good 1/3
looking so they feel better about themselves.Guys dont know how to do a rejection nicely, girls often pick it up in their teens but many 2/3
But shit got weird and honestly I feel gaslit when I talk to her now so I can't even stand talking to her anymore... which is upsetting
Guys are clueless how to go about it. But you def picked a right approach, asking a man out to an event is the best way to ask a guy out, gl
Because it takes me a while to get comfortable with people, and I really like her but idk what to do when her friends are telling me one
Thing and she is telling me something completely different so I just end up mentally exhausted, which probably exauhsts her too...
Too vague imo if you already know eachother. I've friendzoned a girl by misstake that was equally vague, never saw the signs :/
The worst that can happen is he says "No." At least you can say you tried and you'll have more experience for next time.
How do people date?
My friend and I had this awkward, adorable school-kid crush going on that neither of us had openly admitted to. One night after grabbing
Dinner he drops me off at my apartment, stands super close to me and stares deep into my eyes, tilts his chin up... up... looks frustrated.
(I am considerably taller than he is). "Why are you so tall?!" he mutters, and my dumb ass says "Oh, it's genetic. My dad's a tree." And we
Talk about our parents for an hour. Took me years to realize what was going on.
I've been publicly ridiculed for being more blunt, so I tend to be more shy as a result.
Thats a shame and fuck those people. I can just say that people aren't mindreaders, gotta be blunt when it comes to feelings usually.
I was once asked by a stewardess if I wanted to see some more of the plane... "I've already seen this model"... it didn't hit me until 1/2
my brother told me that he had misunderstood what she was asking at the bag pickup (I was fucking dumb as f^ck) 2/2
ohh and my brother ended up in a threesome because I didn't get the hint when we followed them to the bus and I went home so I could go 1/2
to work in the morning... when I turned on my phone there was about 10-15 messages where he was saying she'd pay for the cab fare if I 2/3
came and kept her warm 3/3