rise and fall
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There's never a train when you need one...
Leave it to a drunk Sox fan to try this.
Me when the train of life is coming.
Looks like he broke his leg
Groin muscles who needs them?
Why? Just fucking why?
He will feel that tomorrow.
Alcohol and a severe overestimation of his talent level.
Harvard Square Station. Dude barely misses being electrocuted. Barely misses touching the third rail. Then the rats would have gotten him.
When I was living in Spain I had to take the metro to go to my University. There was this homeless guy who panhandled with a little sign
Don't touch the third rail bitch!
that said : "Por 1 euro salto las vías del metro". (I jump to the other side of the subway tracks for 1 euro). People rarely gave money to
Mind the gap.
him, but this Saturday the station was full because it was near the Santiago Bernabeu stadium and the Real Madrid had just played so
hundreds of people were there. One particular group of drunk fans started talking to the guy and giving him money to jump. The guy looked
weak but he could jump those trucks like if he was flying. So people started throwing money and some assholes started saying "now with
He should not have tried it makes him look foolish big time!
You don't know that he's....ah, nevermind
both legs at the same time" or "now without running too much". The guy was increasily tired, but money was pouring (some people threw
10 euro bills, and for some jumps he was making over 40 euro total). Trains are usually very loud and there are signs that let you know
how long will it take for the next train to come but in any case I was super nervous with the whole situation. After 30 minutes and
probably 15 jumps this guy is really really tired. So he finally doesn't make it. He falls in the subway tracks and hits his
Or knees/ankle tendons. No way something wasn’t fucked after that.
head. Good samaritans help him so he thanks everybody and leaves with over 250 euro. That was a beautiful moment and I wanted to share it
Yeah I was thinking the same , Red line
Thanks for sharing it.
Oh fuck you. I read your username this time. How did you know????
Natural selection in the form of a North bound train
What a stupid fuckah
Ahh park street, never change.
Ha yeah you do know, that's the red line in Boston lol
Stoopid fooken Red Sox fan! (I’m a Red Sox fan so I can say that) Obligatory: “Yankees Suck!”
(((Sweet Caroline Intensifies)))
10 years ago he could have made that
Fat people shouldnt try things
Where in this video do you see a third rail?
This is what's really going on when you hear "We are experiencing delays due to a medical emergency"
That Sox athletic T-shirt adds 6 inches to your vertical and your dick if you’re hammered.
Yep. Drunk stupid Sox fan. Typical after a game at Fenway.
Dumb ass is lucky there isn't one
Damn he missed the third rail!
Leave it to a drunk Bostonian* to try this
Dads sock and shoe combo.
Park Street station. It looks better than it smells. Actually they all do.
Can confirm. When im drunk in my Sox shirt I can touch the backboard of a hoop and got a 10in dick.
Ten years ago ...maybe
His right foot nearly touches several times
He said hold my beer
You know he ded
Dont these tracks conduct electricity and would kill him if touched? I've never been in a subway, so I don't know 100%
To get to the other side.
That’s one big, heavy, slow motherfucker. Hope he felt dumb. Cause he’s dumb
It looks like it does for a moment.
Seems he wanna win the Darwin Award pretty bad...
That's a cable run :)
A solid cable run with a shiny top side. Oh and Boston’s subway has third rails on the left side of track for the direction of travel
Thanks again alcohol, for the entertainment.
That looks like some sort of utility pipe, IMO.