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Sea otters are cute and cuddly rapists.
Looks like someone's had a few too many urchins.
Also they're cute.
Do they even have spines?
I'm AgentOtter, and I approve this post.
Arent there any Otter options?
The urchins make up for it
Ya'll should learn to feed on some sea urchins. Specifically their gonads. It's delicious.
Damn industrialist otters always preying on the poor urchins of kelp london.
I already knew these facts entirely from Octodad 2.
I definitely pictured an otter in a fancy hat there, with a monocle of course.
Good little water doggo
Then I have succeeded in evoking the imagery as I imagined it myself.
They’re basically giant stuffed fluffy socks with feet. SO CUTE.
As someone living in Monterey, California......... we need otters.
Like quills or backbones?
The whole animal kingdom is a cesspool of rape and incest. Dont kid yourself
See otters will drown female otters and then keep fuckin, and they rape baby seals to death.
Well every predator is. Unless you mean when they murderrape the baby seals.
To murderrape the baby seals so you can sleep in on weekends instead of hearing them in the bay?
It’s like you read my mind.
That's a lotter otter...
More details in Blue Planet II Episode 5. Sea urchins drive some fish crazy that are farming the algae in kelp forests. Give it a watch!
I'm also reading a desire for Compagno's for lunch tomorrow.
They're basically aquatic catsnakes, so the answer is a definite "maybe".
Benedict Cumberbatch is so cute
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I have never been there. I want Sapporo’s.
So helpful... so cute.
Otterwise productive ecosystems?
They also murder and rape (in that order) baby seals
There are 13 species of otter in the world and 3 sub-species of sea otters <3
No, so they eat them
I love sea urchin!
Uh, what is this progress bar and ability to pause this GIF?
I see someone watches octonauts
And how do they defeat their enemies?
Don't forget necrophiliacs! But it's not like that's exclusive to these cuties.
Looks pregnant to me.
What is a land otter
Name checks out
Thanos would be proud.
They're like cats, basically liquid.
My guy’s a thicc boi
In awe at the size of the lad.
You can tell a female by the classic pink scar on her nose where the males bite and hold onto her for mating. It's messed up.
No one likes the truth, apparently.
Do you know how titles work?
Water floof! Or water kitten??
They're cuddlier than sea urchins too.
You are a urchin barren! I just like the sound of that. But @OP is right sea urchin over population is a real problem.
It is true but there are also something like 12 other types of otters. Generalizing is what's down voted
Who? Never heard that name.
This was my literal physical response when I read that too, haha.
Sea otters are also keystone in HOLYSHIT THOSE LITTLE DUDES ARE AWESOME!
@angryotters, have a cute otter!
read my mind exactly the same wording as well heck your a genius
Just watch Blue Planet 2 to see the kind of devastation Urchins leave behind when not eaten by Otters.
They also rape & torture baby seals. So there's that.
How do otters eat or even handle/break open sea urchins? I can't imagine doing that without tools.
And therefore impossible to go extinct as long as we're in charge of things.
You OTTER believe that Sea Urchins can be a problem!!!!