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Someone’s about to get a punch by the looks of it.
"Hold me God, cuz I'm about to slap this bitch"
That would be so hot.
Finally the worldcup provides upvote worthy content.
I'm shocked they have the fans mixed like that...I've seen fights break out
Thinking about how to bury that body
Someone get that Ronaldo free kick Hatty to tie the game up in the 88th. I’ll upvote that. Aye yoo Portugal
People pay so much for tickets that they hardly want to get thrown out and banned. This isn’t championsleague.
I'd like to disappoint the Croatian three times too....
I could see that, but I've also been to exhibitions in the states btwn Porto and galatasaray, not cheap tickets and no weight on winner (1)
And fights galore in the stands...I've also been to arsenal vs Tottenham in London and the fans still separate but fights in the stands
Most timid I've seen was USA vs Brazil in new Giants stadium... More Americans were for Brazil lol
Proper slavic disapointment, my mom used to look at me like that all the time.
Man, do I love me some Emilia Clarke
I prefer the brazilian chick during the 7-1
I don't think that's Emilia Clarke is it?
I’d like to know for sure, too, but not enough to start figuring it out for myself. Meh.
Well Darth Maul has seen it...
I wouldn’t fight in a Champions league, that shit isnt Mexican League.
Yeah that’s my wife there
I really do :(
You're shocked? Really? Did you gasp like OMG!?
Yes she is
Yes and I fanned myself so I wouldn't pass out
I would let her punch me. Then scissor me.
User name checks out. You are now my favorite Mexicano. Thanks!
Are we blurring fake nipples for the imgur mods now??
Ah I thought it was Rachel McAdams
Oh right, football is boring as fuck
It's not pretend...it just has absolutely no effect on your life unless you pretend that it does.
unless you gambled your life savings on it. that will have an affect on your life, win or lose
The teams and games are very real, so it's not that odd. It's a bit like watching a movie where not even the actors know how it will end.
Nah Rachel has bigger teeth and smaller boobs haha
Gracias! Y de nada!
Kids, that is what is called a 'fresa' (strawberry) in Mexican Spanish. You can tell by the colour of her skin.
Dissapointed it wasn't superman
No because they know sportsmanship and that would be dumb to do. Is just inner pain eating her soul
BTW, Croatians are nothing to be trifled with
The guy behind them questioning his own reason for living. Chill people, it's a game.
Im about to start.
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
Username checks out.
I'm about to caption this
What is wrong with her neck?
But this time Mexico will face the Germans... that’s a different game..!!
Ladies don't fight
Mexican women are always ready for a fight. Be wary.
Yeah but similar rules of engagement. If you don’t engage (aka make the bet) it has no effect.
“The teams are teams because people say that they’re teams”....uh no kidding. Tell us something we don’t know.
Soccer fans showing restraint.... right
Oh dear god. As a croatian; check the mexican obituaries for a beaten to death mexican female football fan.
They should of course follow the shining example of the philadelphia eagles
Yeah, a sports drama. Booooring!
What were you trying to accomplish with this comment? Surely you weren't trying to be funny..
I guess you also never get invested in art, stories, videogames, movies, literature, poems? Those are more fictional than real competitions.
I've seen people get stabbed at high-school football rivalries so much they had to separate the schools on separate sides. I'm shocked too
I dunno. I've cried over fiction characters tragedy/deaths. I can kinda see how people can apply the same thing to teams/players.
We like winners.
After the game with Germany you should post and updated version instead of reposting.
Just giving the person a slightly hard time. And they even gave me a much nicer response than I deserved.
Stabbed so much? Like multiple instances of people knifing each other, different games?
You and I must not have gone to the same high school.
To bad we´re probly gonna get destroyed by Germany on sunday tho.....
Is that even a real word for you to be correcting my spelling on? Anyway thanks though. I wasn't sure how to spell it
Yes at my high school. One kid was stabbed on one night. Next year a different kid from the other school. Not to mention the countless fist
Fights that broke out. A couple kids had to go to the hospital once or twice. Don't underestimate Illinois suburban HS football rivalries yo
Keeping the score overlay...+1 attention to detail.
If they're a couple the make-up sex is gonna be tense.
T looks like they may have gone together as a group. Similar outfits with only different team jerseys. Hot chick pack mentality.
We will make a come back this time. Definitely. Please Croatia. I need this for my soul.
Yes it is because I had the same thought. That's not how you spell doozy... Is doozy even a word? Yes it is.
Turns out she's not a natural blonde, and she's actually English, not Targaryen at all!
Lol hard to piss people off when they take it so well huh. If only everyone were that positive.
Yes please to both of them.
As a Croatian, I actually don't care but dang did she controll herself from punching that chick haha
I wouldn't fight in a Mexican League, this isn't MLS.
Also Brazilians are American, but nobody wanted me to be that guy.
Is it just me or does the dude in the back look huge?
Nah this ain't millwall.
Club football is segregated and will lead to fights, internationals are pretty passive a lot of the time.
And yet, still hot.
Should tell them to talk to Brazil about what not to do
Is that Xena?!
We'll be gentle
One of them looks pretty happy, the other does not.
Croatia is sick of Mexico's shit.
Yeah I've been thinking about that. Are people in Brazil actually going around saying "seu americano" or whatever it is? Because words
are living things, so I don't think that's a technicality you can really catch us on if it's not commonly used that way.
you DO realize there is rioting pretty much any time a team wins here in the states, right? remember LA? and for an international ex. TO,CN
That one looks quite posh, but you might be right nonetheless
The fuck did the Croats think was gonna happen? Mexico don’t play!
ESO was racista
Your mom is boring as fuck.
Nelson Vivas profesional stripper or Demi Moore head coach of Estudiantes de la Plata
this isn't league one they'll behave
you and i both know thats a lie..... lol
They are not playing sports
The dot on a lowercase 'i' is called a tittle.
At most games they won't be. This surprises me too
It’s always the fan of El Tri.
It's just how we Mexicans are, we're always full of joy.
Where the hell do you live
you mean like how nerds sperg out over star wars and comic book movies? or a ghostbusters movie with a female cast?
I won't fight in MLS, I'm Canadian.
Just watch SOLO
In Philly's defense they would riot even after a chicken crossed the road
Yes, let's have a huge global event to bring the world together... and segregate it by race. Brilliant.
I thought that was Rachel McAdams for more than a moment.
She's incredibly beautiful. Looks totally different away from GoT
Cold blooded killer.
Holy shit man, that doesn't seem very civilised.
I love how at every world cup it's one cameramans job to find the hot women in the crowd
I'm from croatia and this is the place where I find out something about my country? xD You can tell that I don't care about football
Emotion has nothing to do with it. What counts is the bounce.
Nobody fights in MLS, they flop more than a fish on a dock.
Fun fact: She has never dyed her hair for the role.
*The Sound of Silence starts playing in the background*
Looks like Angela and Pam.
I just spit water all over my computer, thanks. Take your well earned upvote
Scissor me timbers xerces!
bounce, mexico. bounce!
Well now I have to!
Can’t wait for Germany Mexico!!!!
Ah the classic that brought me to imgur.
And a completely different face
Most sports are boring
Yeah I really like her, specially in movies about time traveling
He's talking about the mexican chick.
Yes we should, but, I am not hoping to win, but, I do hope that we lose honorably, like 3-2 something like that
How massive is that guy behind them, though
I won't fight a fish on the dock, I'm Spongebob
bah, go to 3:03 in the above. stupid imgur mangling my links.
There has been a noticeable lack of "honey shots" in these opening 2 days. And it's fucking bullshit.
Cameraman at any sporting event swiftly becomes a game of "find the hot girl in the crowd"
mexico is gonna get raped, theyll now what it feels like
i gonna watch it on xvideos.
Svetlana is thinking about where to hide Mariposa's body after they cut the feet off...
I heard of some canadian navy guy in europe who accidentally cheered for the wrong team at a bar, it wasnt pretty
he wasnt even a fan of that team, just cheered because they scored a nice goal
Should have been a caution, or possibly a yellow card, in the 3rd second of the game.
Red checkers is Russia, probably
so in this case we'd just call it self control
no one ever said the refs in MLS are good. ;-)
Thank you for the link. 30000... wow. Most of them probably had nothing to do with the underlying political tensions.
Difficult to do, particularly past the group stage. There's lots of ticket trading for those matches since who plays where is determined 1/2
2/2 by the results of that group stage.
There's that too, but I was just impressed by the immediacy of that completely unnecessary foul. :p
Square in the teets.
I won’t fight Spongebob, I’m Jesus.
Is the guy behind them a giant?
Exxagerated incidents land
Oh I'll just kill myself if Portugal doesnt win
7 - 1
2 reactions to abnormally large dicks
Oh, drunk Friday imgur, you're both the best and the worst of Imgur all wrapped up in a whipped cream covered shish kebab
In 2008 I was in Argentina during the world cup. I'm blond hair with blue eyes. When Germany trounced Argentina everyone thought I was 1/2
German and kept yelling at me, giving me death threats. Still don't know how I survived.
i mean...its croatia....what did they expect
my poor beloved mexico stand no chance against germany. to another four year ????
Was this an old Firm game?
Sara Jean Underwood and she do
Bless you lad. I had a feelin
As a Mexican here..... we're about to learn the hard way how the "Well oiled, German machine" plays.
pray for us :’(
I'm not a sports person, so I don't feel the hype, but I've always liked how the world cup brings people together in common enjoyment.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? to fuck your whore of a mother! Is what some one from Philly would say
philly was voted most hostile city in America a few years ago
I did both.
Yeah you wre e e ecked me.
I'd fight Jesus.
You don't fuck with mexican women, that's how I lost a finger
its Croatia, they're just trying to see how far they can go before being knocked out
I mean, I hope not, but....it is certainly a possibility
Just don't lose to Nigeria.
Germany killing dreams, lol.
Anything can be boring if it doesn't appeal to you.
Love this kitty.
I’ll take the blonde loser home please?
Both of them probably are. It was not cheap to get from Croatia to Brazil for WC either :-)
If I reember correctly a fight broke out, but it was very short and just between few fans.
this reminds me of the time I was participating in an orgy. my partner was the one on the left.
No. Don't. It's a trap.
No hay pedo, tenemos a chichadios.
Yeah suck it up or suck each other... I don't mind
Kuratzia not happy Boris.
Too late, still jerked off. Mods can’t stop me now
Either is totally acceptible in my book.
And Croatian girls gotta go first.
Is the gal in green deceased?
Not until 2026.
Neither Mexican or Croatian are races.
I'm the one in the Mexican jersey and everyone I know is in the Croatian jersey when it comes to the World Cup...
This turn me on
Any one else notice the guy in the back contemplating what to do with his life?
That 3rd Spain goal was insane
Fucking thank you for this.
Oh no not at all. Highschoolers of every age would treat that shit like they were the damn blood & crips and were at war with each other
Nope not exaggeration at all. Just too much influence from Chicago
I'm sure there are police reports somewhere. Oswego, IL around 2010-2013 idr the year exactly.
It was!! Great game. I’m American and love the World Cup wish it was more popular And the USMNT wasn’t such a Joke right now
Portugal stole pts because of that stupid but legit penalty EsP took
Tfw no white Mexican gf
Fucking Mexico. They always beat us
Why is a stern, disciplined Haus Frau wearing a Croatian team jersey?
Crazy ex girlfriend
Miss Disappointment looks like Lindsey Vaughn.
I see two Mexicans don’t like my comment.
Nah we seldom stomp on the little guys in group stages. Scruffy 2-1 or 2-0 for Germany :)
Punched in the face in 3... 2....
That’s hot! I wish I could do that! Awesome gif...just awesome
The target is not to win or even draw... but to avoid being crushed
People watch TV shows and movies where you can easily guess what will happen. Sports is basically the same but with unscripted plot twists.
Gotta smash when they have that look, it's more fun.
Me too. They’re saying the girl is posh because she’s white.
Lol he is totally wrong.
Well dammit someone speak the truth
Her name is Veronica Belmont she don't
In fact this is the sexiest thing she has ever done.
Thank ye kindly
well... i'm sure as hell she is smiling tonight
I'm Mexican and my fiancee is German, tomorrow will be interesting to say the least.
you can have all the faith in the world but its simple Germany is Better than Mexico.
90 minutos watching “prietos en aprietos”
You right that's clearly Tim Allen
I wanna fuck’m both
I'm aware captain pedantic. It was a joke.
Except the plot of sports is "which basket will the ball fall into more?" which is less exciting than virtually anything else.
That's like describing a battle scene as "which team gets stabbed more?" It's about conflict and drama and losing or winning and advancing.
Mexico.....we...won =0 WHAT?
Im so glad i was wrong!!!! VIVA MÉXICO!!!
Dude, we won!!!
And you really deserved it... was a good game by Mexico
Congrats guys, you deserved it. Couldn't handly mexico's agressive style of play in the first half and failed to come back in the 2nd.
No, Captain Defensive, it was an incorrect statement which made you look very stupid and which you are now trying to walk off as "a joke".
Wow, you take the internet very seriously. This is important business. My apologies, officer. I well henceforth respect your authority.
Yeah, you're not Captain Defensive at all. Learn the difference between race and nationality before commenting.
You're right! I had no idea that countries and race were two different things! It's entirely impossible that I made a joke that you took 1/4
very seriously! And I'm sure that even though you know nothing about me, it's super obvious that I'm uneducated from 140 character jab 2/4
I made for fun. I apologize for not taking you more seriously, sir. This is important business and you have put me in my place. I'm sure 3/4
everyone reading this will now respect your authority and spread word that there's a new, tough, intelligent sheriff in town. Cheers! 4/4
Captain Defensive says what?
Be honest. You really think that you can deduce from 140 characters that someone you don't know does not know the difference between 1/6
nations and race, having never met them and knowing nothing about them, and that it's completely impossible that they were making a 2/6
harmless, mindless joke? Call me defensive all you want, but you went on the offensive and took the task of letting me know I'm an idiot 3/6
VERY seriously. I was genuinely joking. Chill, princess. I’ve lived all over the world doing humanitarian work. I know the difference 4/6
between nations and race, trust me. Cut the keyboard warrior bullshit and lighten up. I was fooling around. You don't need to go out of 5/6
your way to put people in their place with baseless, rude accusations over absolutely nothing. It's the internet for fuck's sake. 6/6
To be fair, I never "said" you were an idiot. Although I certainly think you're an idiot. And everything you've said since supports that.
Ah, keyboard warriors...
So so cute you think you're worth anyone being a "warrior" about. Anyhow, off you go kid-o.
You spoke too soon, didn't you.
That would be a dishonest representation though, because in war there are usually huge ramifications when one team gets stabbed more.
In sports the ramification for a team losing is that some athletes get less money, and maybe some hooligans get mad. Big deal.
I find it hard to care about the drama surrounding something which is by its nature unimportant.
i most definitely did