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First thing that came to mind is XBOX! PS4! and on the last PC. So many people would get butthurt.
So do it
If I did it, it would look like a bad paint edit.
Democrats, republicans, fuck politics on imgur
"I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."
Sometimes I switch between my PS4 and Gamer PC several times in a day when I'm home. I need an X-box, so I can disappoint teams there too.
I have it the same way, pc and ps4, connected to one monitor via hdmi switch.
I have to switch rooms. Its like the walk of shame sometimes.
Who pretty much falls under rule 34
Right Twix, left Twix, BABE RUTH BAR
It's not uploaded to usersub though...
Gif you uncultured swine
The naked now, right? Easily one of the funniest episodes
It adds that needed flavor..
Well?? Is nobody going to welcome the new meme of the month??
Just wait, PC crossplay with Xbox seems to be happening more. :)
Mine is on a 4K monitor, so I switch inputs from Diplayport to HDMI, but yeah. Basically the same thing.
A nice twist from an age old debate.
^ This. So much. I’m playing Pokémon Red on my Gameboy Pocket right now farming for Game Corner coins for Ditto.
Do I smell another meme format having to do with: "X vs Y, no Z" I'll allow it
Porn hub could be in any of these and it works
It’s funny, there was a thing on here that said 50% wipe sitting, 50% standing. And most people are unaware others do it differently.
Then someone switch PC to Nintendo, to piss off others further.
Best one so far.
Intercourse! > < blow jobs! | BUTT SEX!!
First one dont make sense. If theyre arguing about superheros then its a safe bet they also use pornhub cause thats all they got.
I used to play handed down consoles before my family could afford one. THPS3 on the PSone was my shit
Social events vs family ties interrupted by 17 hour gaming sessions
Shouldn't the first one be Manga as the black guy?
Observe as we see the birth of this months new meme...
Imgur in a nutshell.
Spew hatred. Imgur was a gift to me from the SO. How do I post.... Uhhh.... My own version of this?
Whered the tracker go? I remember someone with a calendar or something
You win this is the best one.
I didn't know people wiped standing up 0_o
How is Miller Lite like sex in a canoe?
You people are nasty
The first two are not mutually exclusive
I guess, but that's rare that that happens, is it not?
Its fucking close to water
i love you, OP
I was disappointed it wasn’t in all of them
IDK how to edit pics. But parrots > dogs OR cats.
I relate too much
Fucking near water.
It's fucking close to water.
Voting a third party maybe?
I gotta downvote you because he draws pedophilia.
Episode 3. Encounter at Farpoint counts as two
"Fuck politics" is imgur's attitude to politics, unless it involves complaining when politicians do things we don't like.
What happens if you have enough money to buy video games but still watch people play instead because you're too lazy to do it yourself ?
"Paladins!" "Overwatch!" "TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!"
Download image. Open in image editing program (MS Paint works or download paint.net or something). Add text. Save. Upload.
who the fuck wipes standing up
the spice must flow!
MAC! os... X? Right? Guys? Anyone? Hello?
I'm gonna be sick
Should just be lord buckethead
Blue Man. Green man. Black man! (Get your money.)
Nobody who wipes standing up has a clean asshole.
With the water mark nice
I wiped standing up until I was like 20 years old. Wiped sitting down since. Sitting down is definitely the way to go.
As a fat people, I can't even imagine how that would make it easier?
Nobody does. If they say they do they are just fishing for attention.
Don't you mean every single social media platform? It's not Imgur, it's humans.
As a fat person, I wipe sitting down.
Would have worked better as "blue man, green man, black man", since that's how the lyrics go. Still good :)
I'd like actual numbers on this. I don't know anyone who wipes standing up.
Should be redone in his signature style
How do you even get your hand there if you're sitting down?
And with everyones favorite font
Funny way to spell 'Firefly'
I'm thinking of how they do so with the ass all clenched up. Wait....maybe that's the key.... *Runs to the bathroom*
This is clever.
"Last Jedi" vs "Force Awakens" i think they were arguing about which one took the greatest shit on the franchise.
+1 for template.
Fun fact, a large part of season one of TNG was just reusing virtually identical plots from TOS season one
the fight for top comment? and cuz i am lazy? also extra shitposting with a touch of reposting?
It's too ugly to be meme of the month, and not in an ironic way.
As someone born a littlest brother, I've always enjoyed watching other people play games. There's tons of opportunities to do it now too.
Anyone should be able to afford a gaming system
Fair enough, can't argue that.
"Fortnite" "PUBG" Paladins!
Went on navy deployment. Shared public bathroom with short stalls. Walk in and just see Dave’s head above the door. Standing there wiping.
Can't forget the Comic Sans
He’d talk to you while doing it to. Always creeped me the hell out.
This truth hurts. I game on my phone because I don't have a console or PC.
Yes, pretty much because he mainly falls under 35.
Yeah cultures of bacteria crawling around your ass
In fact, I would argue that many games are more fun to watch than they are to actually play.
Why tho? Ditto has no use for breeding in red, and it can be caught in the route east of fuschia City
How can people wipe sitting down... how do the mechanics of that work?
Ive done it all my life lol
404, seems like the mods got butthurt
I have no idea how you wipe sitting. That just seems so awkward and weird.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go go away
Lean a bit forward, reach out with your weapon of choice.
They don't really "stand up" so much as lift their butts off the seat, still hunched over to get easier access.
Just bored. Something to do while watching ‘Let’s Play’ videos on YouTube.
I see /pol/ is in the house
Who knew shadman's name was ''RoovyRoo''
How many people have you asked?
Mounds, Almond Joy, AN APPLE!
This is America
I work with a guy called shadman, his real name is spelled shadam but he calls himself shadman
No, this is Patrick
Well I can't imagine folks casually stumbling upon the philosophy of butt-wiping and wondering enough if it's all the same to ask
Well how do you know ?
Haha... oh... It's even better when my dad bought himself a gaming computer and then still asks "Why do you watch other's play games?"
League of Legends is a pit of toxicity, frustration and utter despair to play. Very fun to watch the pros smash about though.
But then you have to put your hand below toilet rim and that just sounds like asking for trouble, especially if the toilet is pretty full
While I'm sitting there on my spud barely able to play Fallout 4 on lowest settings plus performance mods.
Shhh, do you hear that? The sound of Thomas the Tank engine approaching, with his twisted, metallic body giving out as he extends his legs.
Dude it's ok to not be special. Or at least get a more credible quirk.
Are you trolling I think most people wipe standing up my dude
they had sex in dune?
I scrolled all the way down here for this bullshit?! That's an upvote!
*sigh* I was hoping for it to be funny I didn't expect to just get this hate in return. Who'd know stand-wipers were this vindictive?
Squatting is the way. Standing is madness. Standing and wiping is like picking Wario over Mario when the obvious choice is Waluigi.
make it u scrub
Nah, PC and switch is the way forward
I sold my PS4 recently. Go back and forth between Xbox and PC so it wasn't getting any love.
No, this is America
Times new Roman, Arial Black, COMIC SANS (can’t edit memes on my phone :( )
You stop that
PC / Consoles / All of them!
This is America
400+ steam games 30+ ps4 games and i watch super best friends play
He's not running in the US. We've got Vermin Supreme and Deez Nutz.
I thought it should say Image! Haha.
I do and am not fat, just tall
Then you're lazy but you're a well-off lazy?
So simple yet so elegant
That...would make more sense. Kinda just hovering the whole ass high enough to reach the TP up in there rather than leaning to one side?
This is America and like 8 other memes have yet to be identified
Not trolling, just joking. I didn't ever imagine there were people who wiped standing up, or that they were so passionate about it.
Just kinda lean one way and wipe. I never really thought much into it. Lol
All about that clean house
That fourth one isn't very funny.
Not a good idea. Sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
‘Switch’ PC to Nintendo :D
You... fill the toilet bowl? Do I wanna ask for more details?
Fair enough. I’d personally go for porygon instead but you do you.
Then you can lift a cheek and reach sideways, but the rocking motion will loosen the seat from the toilet, and the toilet from the floor.
I'm on my phone. I put word things on it but my SO is at work. I might need a big strong (wo) man. Seriously, I don't understand this stuff.
No, but the water line and size of toilets varies wildly. My workplace ones fill within like 4 inches of the rim.
but it's true
Granted. I don't know many people being that I'm fairly antisocial. But wiping standing up has never been portrayed in any movie I know of.
That's what I've been given to understand.
Cartesian dualism! Secular humanism! PORNHUB!
I can picture it, but it seems awkward and dainty. The epitome of vulnerability.
My question is 'why'. What is the benefit to it. It seems like you'd be restricting your access to getting to the reason for wiping.
I thought we were all safe. Then ..... I REMEMBER THE MIDWEST!!!!
Its no different than people watching sports. Sure, I could go outside and play Baseball or Hockey or I could just stay home and watch espn.
Is it really or is this a reference that's not going over my head because I'm Drax and my reflexes are too fast? D:
I think it's the best one
From all I can remember, it’s how I was taught. Tbh I don’t know how people sit. I feel that is more restrictive. Trying to —
Sure I could load up a game and play it, but there is nothing wrong with just watching someone else play it. Content is Content.
- reach under. When standing you can spread them cheeks.
How do ya get between your cheeks? Sitting has you splayed out pretty good. Standing up you'd have to be over the toilet?
Fornicating in proximity of dihydrogen monoxide.
more like, a nice TWITCH. heh
This is the Masterpiece.
YES. THAT'S MY SHIT
can i have the sauce for that picture... for reasons...
So you just don't wipe?
This is Glover.
I do I want to look at my poop to make sure everything is running smoothly, also to take a picture if it’s particularly impressive
I'm not sure anyone stands up straight. You stand from the bowl then bend forward & reach back. Why skirt the bowl with your hand?
As a fanfic writer, *puts canon in the trashcan*
It's got even more completely unrealized variation than that. Like reaching around the back vs through the open legs. I go through myself.
Something someone that doesn't know how to clean their as would say.
I'm struggling to recall a movie portraying either kind of wiping, to be honest.
Gif, Jif, Yiff
I failed :( And yes that would have been better.
I am unfamiliar with mobile or browser apps for image editing, but they almost certainly exist. A full PC/Mac would be easiest. >>
Or you could just not wipe all together.
Google should give you the answers you seek, if you are cunning enough.
You go through yourself... like... Vision?
Same with fortnite, honestly. I have more fun watching a pro than getting destroyed by a 12 year old with shorty parents
Wait, back up. What was that about Data?!
Wait..that's not THE episode, is it? He had sex with Tasha Yar.
"I am fully functional.."
you have terrible taste
pornhub is nothing but incest shit
dammit, must have been in the shitter for the one where Data fucked Yar
Have I witnessed the birth of a meme
I thought mostly under 15. Oh, you said "falls"...
well that got meta real quick
Haha...people downvoted this....while using Imgur.
Welcome to the fold.
Or the crumple.
That one missing letter makes the whole thing read weird.
You should have significantly reduced the image resolution as well lmao.
Your mom, my mom.....DADDY.
That second one speaks to me so much
Wiping from the inside is just more efficient.
Lean?! I just reach between my legs and swipe up towards my balls.
Jondor calls for aid!
12 upvotes, no comments. Yep, this is about porn.
Waluigi is uncircumcised. Not taking any kind of stance, just thought you should know.
downvoting the dude cos he said ''shadman'' makes it sound like you're saying the imgurian is shadman himself
nickname of the guy that ComicsKittens replied to
Oh god, i never thought I'd be learning wiping techniques at this age. Lol
Boy, we're going to play this meme out in record time.
Obviously we don't watch the same movies
How?? If you stand don't you get doodoo on the booty cheeks?
NO THIS IS PATRICK
The other thing is that people watch others play games cause they enjoy their personalities, like how people like certain football players.
I'm sure I can find some time in my busy schedule if you have a recommendation for me.
But are you watching twitch on a pc or mobile?
You do now. I don't get the sitting down thing. Are you digging your hand around in the toilet? And in what direction do you make the pass?
You usually lean forward, one pass down, one up, then a final one down. Unless it was taco night. Then additional passes are required.
Oh yeah. Tons.
It was this or "It's pronounce 'Imgur'"
Jesus well I had to ask. I'm learning a lot today. A lot.
Why the fuck would you wipe sitting down you're just going to smear shit all over your balls you fucking jackenape
I don’t understand how people stand up. Doesn’t that make crap go all over your cheeks? So damn weird.
I mean. It is a lot of twisting I suppose. But standing sounds like a weird downward angle AND twisting.
I got a buddy that just spreads the cheeks and doesn't wipe. He's someone I don't stand behind on a hot day.
And if you do it from the other end you still have to reach your hand into the fucking toilet bowl
If I could remember the names of said movies I'd have referenced them here. Sadly, I do not.
This is a slightly longer version
I mean I get shit on my cheeks either way because I don't have an ass like an ironing board
Replace the swords with chain swords and you will have perfection.
too bad zone and minus are better than shad
"D&D!" "PATHFINDER!" "WARHAMMER!"
Do not meme this is america!!
These are great
I will accept consoles but i will not accept games on phones
Shit only Eric Trump would say but At least you stand and wipe
I dont stand straight up. I just rise from the seat and stay squatting
Aaaaaand saving this for future use.
Dont stand straight up though stay swuatted over lime an olympic skiier
DOING NOTHING INVOLVING GAMES BECAUSE YOUR JOB TAKES UP ALL YOUR FREE TIME NOW. Am I using it right?
Bruh you gotta spread them then sit. Keep the tension. Jesus
The episode of Star Trek's title is "The Naked Now" It was a call back to an episode or the original Star Trek named "The Naked Time".
Yeah but the when you go to wipe, either sitting or standing, you're going to get shit on the cheeks. Allah
And even if you go in between the legs when sitting then you are getting shit on your balls
I was hoping "Pornhub" was the answer to all of them.
Do you have a penis? If yes, doesn't that get in the way?
I stand in the place where i live and then face North before wiping.
inb4 someone posts their own tomorrow and someone comments they understood the reference.
I do not understand how sitters can properly clean their arses without touching toilet water. This terrifies and escapes me at the same time
Oh hell to the naw. My balls are in the way, and unfortunately get more in the way every year. Reach around is the only way to go.
well that too, but he seems to enjoy putting dicks on things
I realize this may not apply to all commenters and your circumstances can therefore dictate accordingly
Well that’s basically the same thing except when you sit you don’t have to do some weird balancing. Why not just stay seated?
That's not rule 35. 35 is "if there is no porn of it yet, porn will be made." rule 63 is the genderbender. Not sure about a futa rule though
Have you ever even taken a shit before? Also new username idea: ShitCoveredBalls
This is aMeme
Anyone who wipes standing up is obviously not a real human being.
Boo. I'm a stand wiper, but if in public, I hunch below the stall line (I'm 6-2 so it's a decent hunch). Eye contact in RR = sociopath.
I believe it is!
Correct. Hand below toilet rim is straight fucking madness
Anyone who doesn't want their hand below the fucking toilet rim
Why isn't Pornhub the last pane for all of these?
Listen buddy, when the Italian in me wants to get out, you let me deal with the consequences how I so choose
Jesus Christ this needs more upvotes.
All you weirdos better be washing the ever living hell out of your nasty sub-toilet-rim-voyaging hands before leaving
You should taste my asshole right now, it's clean as a whistle and I've shat thrice today. Cottonelle wipes are (pardon me) the shit.
*meant metaphorically, not literally. Fiancee would probably be upset at me offering my butt buffet on the Internet.
Working up a sweat, while floating on the wet.
I tried those fancy toilets in Japan that shoots warm water to clean you up, and I must say I liked it.
Who tf is arguing over tfa and the last Jedi. The argument is obviously over empire and tfa.
I wipe standing up
But politics affects my life very directly....
Accurate as fuck
Thats understandable. For me, i bend over anyway when i wipe; thats how i get splayed out.
Also to me wiping while sitting seems to run the risk of touching toilet water
You would think so. But most just push it to the side.
Hmm, okay, I guess that works.
But how do you wipe sitting down without getting your hand stuck between the toilet seat and your fat ass cheeks?
"A" is for effort, which contains no letter "a". "B" is for "beautiful" for when something's ok.
Toilet plume gets poo particles on everything anyways. EVERYONE needs to be washing their damned hands.
That's a funny way to spell Saitama.
2? you pleb. 1!
"D" is for dreadful because I skipped letter "c". "C" is for chronologically, how you sing the "abc"s.
Should have been Playstation! X box! Pc Master Race!
"E" is for"EEEEEEEEE" which isn't a word. "F" is for "fuck", as in "fuck, that last one's absurd".
Is there an actual list of rules somewhere?
"G" is for "g-spot" which has been found by no man. "H" is for "hambone"; the body part of a lamb.
Holy shit this meme is amazing
There it is
Oof this is way too clever
"I" is for "50", an ancient numeral of Rome. "J" is for "Jap's eye"; slang for "penis hole".
Hulk. Black Widow. ASS BLASTING!!!!
There's nearly a full foot of gap before you hit the water. Your hand barely even goes below the seat, let alone reaching a full arm down.
"K" is for "Kristmas", the birthday of "Krist". "L" is for "hitLer", who was not very nice.
My ass cheeks could be mailed in a standard envelope without additional postage. There's nothing to get in the way.
You just lean forward a tiny bit. Your hand barely even goes below the toilet seat.
because imgur sucks it just has cute animals
Do you want to fucking touch the toilet water? Hell fuckin naw
Huh. That makes sense. I can kind of tell by the nose.
some should make:"this is sparta", "this is patrick", "THIS IS AMERICA" im lazy
The Palestinians seem to be better Nazis than the neo-nazis. If Trump is a Nazi, he's been REALLY good to the jews lol .
“M” is for “mmmm” as in “mmmm tasty” “n” NO! As in “NO!”
I was gonna do this until I saw this. Fuck you, and congrats. Take my upvote.
"M" is for Moms spagetti, "N" is for Ni... Nice things.
Folder! Scruncher! PINECONE!!
"M" is for "w" when it's turned upside-down. "N" is clearly made up; there's no way that's a sound.
One FFF Hermione banged all of Hogwarts. Literally. Turned into a giant and banged the entire school buildings.
I can get behind this.
I wipe my eyes after pooping. I have really large eye ducts.
Ain't no thing. The Funhaus 24/7 channel is awesome as hell!
Shit, i was gonna do something like this, except have stargate instead of wh40k, but then photoshop a giant sword labeled wh40k stabbing in.
"@OP" is for "bundle" like of sticks from a tree. "Q" is for "queer" which is what OPs tend to be.
Lean slightly, reach behind to butt(with paper), wipe sphincter. The hand doesn't touch water, since it sounds like you think that.
It's futile to argue because ultimately they are both part of the same collective stream of diarrhea.
No this is Patrick
blue "ask out that cute girl" green " no shut up and play it cool" Demon "make awkward eye contact while having an erection".
Something to unite us.
Agreed. But wash em twice if you're going spelunking in the porcelain caves.
"R" is for "red rocket", which you know what that is. "S" is for "spaceship" in case you didn't get the gist.
You must have better rear angle depth perception than I do.
his coveralls that he puts on his body are all over the bathroom floor. And the coveralls don’t get washed daily. You wear them a few days.
Children, college, money
Thanks, you saved me from my brain fart. Porygon was what I was thinking but said Ditto. I was all...breeding? This is Gen 1 Red.
TechmagusKhobotov on deviantart
"T" is for "terrible" which is how this is going. "U" is for "usersub"; like a punch in the groin.
PC is the way to go. I'd just wait till you're on one.
Bottom is oldschool, or the middle?
Yeah totally misses - the black knight this is supposed to be esoteric but highly valuable
Im on mobile for a while. Cam i get a republican Democrat libertarian one?
So many microbrewery things just taste like they've had a shot poured in them. Not that miller light is amazing, but it's like manly seltzer
is that the guy from the Monkeys back there?
I'm gonna be honest with you. I saw this meme and my first thought was "tastes great/less filling" but then I had memer's block.
"V" is a letter you won't find in "squeegee". I needed that last one, because nothing rhymes with "Waluigi".
Accurate strength portrayal
It's a good meme. I'm just voicing my moderate opinion about how close to sparkling water is okay sometimes.
Top is RS3, middle is oldschool, bottom is classic.
"X" is for "xhibit"; a giver, through and through. "Y" is for "you", who X gon' give it to.
Keep it going
... I actually really enjoy, like, seltzer water with a little lime squeezed into it, maybe a little splash of Gatorade when desperate.
Taxation is theft bro XD
How can u possibly downvote that?
Yeah lime seltzer all the way. Lime in corona or XX too. Great with tacos.
"Z" means I'm finished, but I've run out of letters with which to rhyme. So "1" stands for done, and I guess thanks for your time.
Yeah go ahead and use the template provided!
At first I thought it was a joke but people really do...
That's... Why you wipe... Unless I'm misunderstanding? You're wiping it off your entire ass... Right? D:
Then you end up rubbing your hand against the toilet seat. Why not just stand up it's seriously not that hard
Blue dress Green dress BLACK DEATH
Why not just stand up and avoid sticking your hand anywhere past the fucking toilet rim
he's not wrong tho
Thing A - Thing B - Why don't we have both.gif (please someone do this gif incorporation)
Talking about the hand going between the legs you know this is a conversation about wiping right?
I... I never even knew people wiped while still sitting. I've always stood. I need to try this and see if it's more efficient...
This is why I'll never allow pets in my house. Nope.
Story of my life...
No, it isn't, but it was the only one I could find as a mobile user. That's the episode he gets his body hacked bybthat super smart old dude
Wouldn't fat people not want to stand up?
SHÄD YES!! >:D
It hurts my soul
ouch… this should be top comment
I don't understand the feud, Imgur and 9gag are pretty similar...
That is just wonderful.
steal his phone / tablet / laptop and investigate. if he draws, he has been found.
I like watching people playing games I've played because I'm terrible at them and it's soothing to watch someone beat them.
Damn i was gonna do "console" "pc" "gaming in harmony together" but you got me beat with this one
Data had sex????
I don't deny having to lean back a little to raise the balls out of the way, but it's usually not an issue.
Well when sitting, your cheeks are spread wide. The moment you stand up, they come together and smoosh it everywhere unnecessarily. Right?
Yes. I do that and I have never gotten shit balls
What if you do both?
Tasha Yar wanted to know if he was fully functional.
Found the pedo!
19 pedos downvoted you
What's gonna happen? The poo gonna leap out the bowl onto your hand? Sitters UNITE
SHAD ALWAYS YES
I stand but 90% of the time I’m in the shower afterwards.
So, what are you trying to say?
Looks like I have some research to conduct for my next scientific experiment!
Yeah, you cant do classic unless you have a membership anymore.. Really shitty imo
This was my favorite.
I really appreciate this, thank you
Damn that was fast
Can someone demonstrate with pants on how they wipe sitting down?
Ooh, very nice color choices, I approve
I imagine that's more due to trying not to have awkward displays of nudity. Most 'sit on toilet' scenes seem unrealistic to me.
Thank you for this gem
Quoth the server: 404
Catching the poop so it doesnt splash
Best one by far, well done sir.
Here's a conversation I was once very confused by. Back to front or front to back (obviously, don't want shit caked balls)?
No way is there a wipe standing population. That would be like a secret society of vampires is among us or something
At the same time?
For women wiping front to back is important as they can get infected if they wipe shit up into their vagina. For dudes not sure it matters.
I got that reference
#3 - You mean Season 1, episode 2?
I like this
Artist name is "Shingyouji Tatsuya". For the girl in the glasses no idea who drew the Mr Clean sorry.
Testicles tend to be hairy fuckers, having crusted shit on your balls is undesirable. Front to back should be the norm.. Not everyone got
the memo though.
Oh, you little nasty.
I'd need a system for that. I'd find one, be tricky. maybe just not shit
Thank you, this amphibian gets it
Fastidious standers forever! Also, the robot said Yanny.
Wrap it around to the front and tuck it all in. It’s much easier sitting down though, I assume. I think Dave just didn’t care.
Oh haha yeah, Is ditto even a thing to buy in red? I’m playing through it myself but I didn’t visit the game corner.
I don't think so... But I've never tried the other way...
I love this imgur lesson: how to poo
Dratini, Abra, and Porygon
Well I’ve had to do the awkward stand and get TP from the cabinet or wherever. Always felt dirtier to me.
was looking for this ty
So you reach half your arm into the bowl to wipe?
Minus8... I have some research to do.
wait Data had sex?!
Darn pedos. Heck!
playstation! Xbox! Pc Master race! I can't meme but that sounds perfect imo.
Bruh I feel like you should try it. It's much simpler than you think. I'll try around back and you try front then we update each other
Take the upvote for truth, my friend.
What a gerk
Would have been funnier with black text on a black background...
1. Do you not sanitize your toilet? If not, you're the gross one. 2. The slight lean keeps one from touching the seat.
Data gets laid? Good for him!
More like when u have a newborn....
I get most everything sitting, then detail standing up so I can reach further.
I see a new popular meme comming
Just like the BBQ sauce!
Or because they can make all the decisions
Definitely more efficient, your butt is open, easier to clean up
White text over white background?
Super Mario 3d World - Beep Block Skyway
Yes! No! MAYBE!
Oh so in public restrooms I'm guessing you sanitize them too?
How much do you flail around when wiping..? It's not hard to not touch a seat. Plus, seat covers exist.
I can flail as much as I damn want because I'm standing
As it's the process of wiping we're talking about, that actually sounds pretty gross of you.
I mean that's why I stand. So that I can do my daily exercise while wiping, it's extremely time efficient
Eh. I'm more the dump'n'go type. Do my business, wipe, and get back to stuff in ~5 mins. No time to flail about with poo.
AMD! NVIDIA! INTEL INTEGRATED GRAPHICS!
First wipe is usually shallow and downward, stopping at the butthole. This prevents shit on the seat. Second is up to clean, and 3rd down.
hehe I try my best
"We need to go deeper..."
Not possible, Dark Horse & Image fucking rule.