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$40/ tank...one could only dream it was so cheap to fill up!
More like 60
Truck I assume or full size suv? My truck cost right about $85 (diesel).
For $20, you can ride this dick for FREE!
Depends what you drive I suppose :)
I broke into triple digits last fill up. 80L tank.
I share your pain
You too huh
Gas is 6.3 lbs per gallon
My car had 180 litre tank and costs over $200 to fill here in Australia ????
Where is gas $7 per gallon?
$115 for a bit under 16 gallon tank in Finland
Some parts of Norway.
I live in Texas, literally 10-15 minutes from all the gas manufacturing plants. My fill ups are at most $30.
I'd murder for that cheap. I drive a ford mondeo, full tank is ~$121 (70 litre tank)
wtf car takes 180 litres in a tank? tank??
Usually around $80-90 usd for me, damn diesel truck
The most expensive fuel in my area is the petrol station outside the refinery that owned that petrol station brand... It doesn't even get 1/
tanker deliveries, it's piped directly to the fuel tanks at the station, and it's still more expensive than 10 miles down the road! 2/2
So tired of hearing Americans whine about how expensive their cheap gas is...
I guess I shouldn't complain about gas prices if it takes just 25 dollars to fill up my car.
You responded to the wrong comment dumdum
You responded to the wrong comment my friend
That's fuckin huge. But I drive a prius and have a 10gal tank so what do I know
I didn’t understand the Sex-Smart graph... so ladies, hmu
what car takes 180l?
According to the Sex vs. Smarts chart I should be super intelligent, and I'm really not.
durrrr me dumb. me no type no more
40$, I wish. Circa 12 gallons is near 100$. Yes. Europe.
Meh, 70 litre tank, triple digits when converted to $ is normal.
My prius fills up with $20. People might make jokes but I save a motherfucking ton on gas
Gas in Arizona is piped into the state to Phoenix and then it's then trucked to all the other cities. 2 hours outside of Phoenix is cheaper.
I can believe it, it never makes sense
What the hell were you driving? A Mack Titan?
All of these comments make me truly thankful for only paying 20 usd to fill up my tank every 3-4 days
I didn’t expect that.
Honda Accord, $38 for 15 gallons. Dayton, OH, USA.
$22 for my average fillup, though I'm not running on fumes when I do it.
I remember when it was only 1.2
Yeah I remember driving in the Bush era. I find it hard to complain at anything under $3/gallon.
I fill up for $30 once every three to four weeks...
Gas is 2.74 a gallon near me. So my condolences to you.
That horse is going to eat $40 of carrots much faster than you'll use a full tank.
75€ to fill my Fiat.
It costs aprox. 60$ to fill up my diesel car (50 liters). Problem is that I go with 10 liters a week or less given that I earn 500$/month.
It gets worse, because it's actually pretty close to the opposite. It's just made by people who can't get laid that think they're smart.
If i can give you an advice you should try to imitate a rabbit and a gorilla in the same time Speed & Strenght
Make love like retards
$20 for me, $25 if prices are unusually high
Then you add some technicity and there you are. The ultimate sex beast.
They really don't, though.
And if you can’t last long, use the dick only as a finisher
That's like 47 gallons in freedom units folks quite a bit.
That's fucken cheap
I pay like $7 for a full tank... More people should ride motorcycles.
Car vs Horse: nobody has mentioned that horses can produce new models for free(ish) , capable of self-production. Oh! and you can eat them.
That's like 1.11 AUD per liter for me it's converted 2,25 per liter
You can buy land here in florida for like $500-$1500/acre
Mines 14 as well but costs me $40.
The horse vs car debate is a smart idea but also your car doesn't cost you fuel when you're not using it like a horse does.
Also you don't ethically need a garage for your car.
And gas is $2.60/gal 0.6€/L
I'm either dumber than I thought, or worse in bed. Ladies, I need some volunteers to test this.
And build a house for like $50-70/sqft [€450-650/m^2]
Hes the goodest boy, just adopted him last week
But there is no snow.
I have a 2001 Toyota Echo. Barely took $20 to fill up the tank, but 35mpg in city driving. Not even a hybrid.
$30 bucks to fill up a Toyota Tundra. Costco.
As a 35, I agree.
£80 to fill up my Hyundai diesel
Yeah, but it's Florida.
Thank you! I was hoping somebody would point that out- it’d demolish $40 of carrots in a few days, and they need a bunch more $ for upkeep..
Ya disagree with this one. Smart people learn to be good at it. We learn the weak and sensitive areas
True. But no state income tax.
Yeah, mines like $40. Impala.
I guess my family is full of junkers then
Plus my Prius has some fantastic A/C. Cheap on gas, and cold in 100° weather. I'm fine with jokes.
I'm both dumb and can't get laid. What do I do?
My tank is 16 gallons empty and it takes 38-40$ to full. So I dunno what you drive. 2017 Tacoma Dual cab here
Ditto what the long-name guy said. I'm in my mid thirties and I'm in decent shape. You just have to keep up on maintenance.
Most cars hold about 15-16 gallons, let's assume 20 as an upper limit, and he means filling half a tank. So $40/10gal = $4.00~$3.99/gallon.
I thought it was made by a woman admitting her stud is dumb but worth putting up with... looking at the colors again, I think you're right.
Takes 16$ for me.
I drove a 16gal tank car in PA and it was roughly $40
I have bad news for you, based on this pitch it's the first one! ;)
You're not getting a bargain. That's 7.5x (@4 days) per month =$150. I fill up my truck 2x a month for about the same.
I largely assumed so. But hey, pretty decent in bed.
I just can’t get over how that graph doesn’t make any sense. Label your axes you dumb fuck machine.
Yeah it's also good news.
But it's Florida
I have a 21 gallon tank. Costs me 60 USD
That’s almost how much it is for me to fill up with a 14 gallon tank
What is scat porn...?
True, but best Disney.
Up until recently, I was only paying about 25/tank. I mean now it's up to thirty, but my point still stands
Geek here. Was googling tips and tricks guides for sex as soon as google was a thing.
That's not even how graphs works
Yeah but how many horses does the car have? If your car is at least like 50hp then you actually save a ton compared to feeding 50 horses.
dual tank ford super duty pickup would be my first guess.
Say hello to the barber when it gets time to have the palms sheared again?
For the baby one, no life has to be simple to make. That's the purpose of life, to create more life.
Njaaa, I'm not so certain. Gusto and brute desire doesn't need a whole lot of thougt, but it can be nice.
Horse owner here... he has a big surprise waiting at the feed store. Also: the pasture.
Your comment is pretty smart... Oh wait.
I would argue with it, but I've realized lately that I'm a far dimmer bulb than I once believed. At least there's an up side!
The sex chart isn't entirely accurate.
True, but manatees
I thought the same thing. Why not eliminate the green curve and just label the x-axis "how smart a guy is" ?
Yeah, and take it from somebody who owns a horse, cars are WAY cheaper.
$3.30x10gal tank every 3 weeks or so
It's true there are no axes but it's an 'inverse proportion' chart, I can make out that relation without a label (you're right though).
Holy fuck that toast me one got to me +1
My car fills for $40
But finesse and attention to your partner does.
I just don't like how they look. I have no problem with other hybrids or certain electric cars. BMW i3 and leaf are not you those cars
To be honest, the entire graph is false. Ability vs. Selfishness is the true graph.
I dont have anything against the way they look and I love that they are hatchbacks
Hey baby, I'm dumb as fuck *winks both eyes at the same time*
Ty i was wondering
I pay $60 for premium to fill up. And im in illinois. Kinda odd
Save some pussy for the rest of us dude...
My little ave takes about 30 to 35 depending on prices but lasts two weeks
Sadly no, just a big tank
I hate how we use cars when dogs are more than happy enough to pull us
We're paying about $4.50 a gallon in Ontario...
It costs me 43 dollars to fill up my 18 gallon tank
Idk as a woman it seems pretty accurate
Yeah I'm 26 and I dont feel any different. I think the person who made this may be a little out of shape
This graph in is inaccurate. Nerds are great in bed. This was made by an Intel who thinks he's just burdened with intelligence
Holy fuck. It went up to $4 over hear and i was pissed haha
Don't worry, there are pussies that like dicks. I'll take the pussies that like other pussies, dude.
I wish, it's $160 every two weeks in Canada.
Don't worry its $2.63/gal in Missouri and that is considered to be to much when compared to last years $1.90/gal
Til I'm either really dumb or my gf fakes it.
*cries in v8
Should be incel, yes? Curse you autocorrect
That's also only 140 actual dollars.
my only problem with hybrids is that they are ugly as hell. Porche 918 and Mclaren P1 are the exception
Someone should lay out the economics of horse owning to him. Hint: I just paid £90 for two new tyres that should last at least six months 1/
And £70 for shoes for one horse that won't last over six weeks. One bag of horse food is £20, and don't get me started on the price of hay
A car is much cheaper than a horse.
so a truck and not a car, makes sense
I got the plug-in Prius Prime. I fill up once a month for $20. I love it.
Where the hell are people finding sundresses for $10?
About 4K a year. But likely much more because horses hurt themselves often and unexpected expenses arise all the time.
I've got a friend who lives in a rural part of New York, and someone there has a horse which just sorta roams around at will, no fences.
(dirt roads only fit for jeeps or legs)
$125 to fill up either of my Volvos here in Denmark. Thank $deity_of_choice for short commutes and public transportation.
Ladies, that Sex vs Smart graph is wrong. If you don't believe me, I will prove it to you.
Unfortunately ColonelPotoo is legally blind.
It's currently ~$1.74 a litre.
£1.30 a litre, 70 litre tank.
I remember when it was under $1. I could fill up my Geo at the time for $10. Got >50mpg so it’d last most of the month
This explains everything; I'm an absolute fool for a brilliant man. Dammit.
40 to fill up my GTI
Above $1.43/L ($5.40/G) is normal, where are you?
UK, Currently £1.30 (~$1.74) a litre.
That’s pretty irresponsible but I can’t judge a situation I don’t know. If it’s fed, trimmed, vetted, and has shelter, that’s important.
Then wait until you hit 35, it's gonna hurt
Daenerys Methhead looks like Mr kinda girl.
It seemed pretty content. I don't know anything about horses, but I didn't notice anything obviously wrong with it.
Just important that the basics are met. I couldn’t trust my horse to be free roaming.
I go though roughly a tank a week, 2 if it's a bad week
this is true
God damn, god damn. That, my friend, was fucking awesome.
It's $1.90 pl where I am :(
OP is just a neckbeard, it's okay
and horses eat 25 pounds per day
Solid, formed dump. +1
I got a 42 gallon tank. That shit ain't been filled in years.
Yes. I just got a new phone. It's so frustrating
OP is a lady
There are no women on the internet
So you’re bad at sex?
She only does it because she loves you so very much.
Poop. every shitty sex move you've read about on urban dictionary.
Nebuchadnezzer from the Matrix
We had to listen to the big kids at the playground.
Morning dump usually comes before workout. Wasn't happening. Doing sprints, and third one in the coffee poo was ready. Ashamed scoots to BR.
So thanks for this.
A horse will eat alot more than 40 lb of carrots a week
$30 to fill up the last time i got gas. not a fancy hybrid, just a ford fiesta. north carolina ftw! (i think gas is like, $2.59 right now)
Yeah probably an incel convinced he’s great
Well, they have to get laid first in order to know theyre bad at sex...
Incels? You kinda need to get laid in order to know youre bad at sex. Also, getting laid alot and being good at sex are separate masteries.
Perhaps related masteries but still not one and the same.
No idea what you just said.