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That’s all I squanching want. A card & some cash!
Actually they give me alcohol now so I'm not complaining.
Yeah really it just saves me a trip to the store
Shoulda invested when you were 7.
That depends on the family. My mother-in-law's father gave her money until he died. In his 90s.
That’s what my dad gets me every year and I look forward to it 364 days a year
You're an adult, get a job
Don't call down the samsquanch. It hears all. It remembers the potato gun.
Judging by the writing and grammar, I'm not completely sure the author of this isn't 7 years old.
I’m not askin’ for much... four bucks buys me two meals.
My dad used to “hold” my money for me in his wallet. I got playedddd.
ask them for gift cards
I get food 4 less gift cards from my gf’s aunt, shes the one in her family that understand what its like eating one meal a day
My birthday is next week and I need all the money. I lost my job in March. I want to give my Venmo to my fam and tell them to go nuts lol
I learned pretty early on that the number of guests at your birthday directly correlates to how much money you get.
Susan knows you'll just blow it on drugs.
Four bucks can buy ya eight meals if you go into War Ration Mode.
Just like my pants!
Let me tell you as a kid, I liked when people gave me toys rather than cash. Once it was like "here buy it for yourself" I lost interest...
Nice of them to cut out the middle man.
At least people remember your birthday or the fact you exist
Omg so true
My grandma forgets my birthday....but always sends my mom a bday card.... our birthdays are in the same month 6 days apart....
I will argue for the choosing of gifts, it lets you know people thought about you. But as a poor 26 year old, pure cash would make me cry.
Two days ago I turned 48. My mom still sends me a check for $50
I have told them to stop giving me gifts because I'm not a giant baby
when's your birthday
Want a cat?
There's other people that need it more than me