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This is so fuckin accurate though, cuddling a soft body is way better
Team captain right here!
I got my dad bod at 21. Here I am ladies
I’m an unmuscular skeleton man, where do I fit in?
and here i am, single and dadbodying around.
Are you telling me I've had the pinnacle physique for years, and am squandering it? Time to get frisky!
We’ll take you as one of us
Probably fit anywhere your skinny fuck
That great but, as an actual dad who used to be a fit guy: I miss fit me.
Pretty much anywhere. Small spaces, books and crannies, in between fence posts......
I liked "books" better
I like to think that there's a woman out there looking for a chubby tatted boyfriend who's good with mechanical shit.
I hope his name is Mark. Then he'd be, Book Mark Mark.
They make you eat all the desserts and snacks that can't fit into their diet so they can enjoy them vicariously.
RIP this twitter account. Overloaded with dadbod nudes in the DMs, had to delete
I mean but look at her tummy in her photo. She clearly works out.
Yeah I switched from malnourished skinny to dad bod within a few weeks when I hit puberty.
Selfies are in the profile.
She doesn't want to be shown up
Move to ATX or Portland or Seattle.
Portland/Seattle: No thanks, I'm good. What's ATX?
That lady - she has figured some things out.
big difference between dad bod and just fucking fat. What she's not saying is you've still gotta be attractive to pull this off.
Books and trannies
My cargo shorts go well with my dadbod.
I have no idea since I'm Canadian but.. Austin, Texas?
Here I am engaged trying to get in shape for my wedding, am I doing this wrong?
Austin Texas baby. Don’t move here. too many people are doing it. Tacos are secretly awful
As a former boxer / weightlifter and current dad bod holder, I can confirm...
What shape ya goin for?
I ended up with a dad beard. I used to be clean shaven all the time and now pretty much always bearded.
You dont find time to exercise?
I've been pretty swole up and I've been fat. I'm happy at the middle level. Dadbod gut with big shoulders, chest, and arms.
Can confirm, boyfriend has dad bod, it’s a treat
Biggest bunch of BS i ever read. No girl lays in bed at night flicking their bean thinking about Seth Rogen
Round is also a shape you know!
Dad bods- also have bigger boobs than you
less middle round. Trim but not buff or anything.
What about if I have a shit personality and don’t like people? All I have is the gym damnit
The embodiment of peak male performance.
"That guy's cones are bigger than mine!" - Carla Gugino in Pauly Shore's "Son-inLaw"
I stopped at the third child...
I think ima stick to 1 kid, maybe 2.
Well ,Grace. You’re in luck
I'm on the heavy side. Made my Fiance laugh so hard last night by saying the word Kumquat, that she couldn't do the lovin. Still win for me.
Your choice will be the good choice. No kid or whatever the number, nobody can decide for you.
I think his wife does flick the bean to him
Imagine stick with 0, maybe try for 0.
I got mine at two years.
Guys with abs can get a new girl whenever they want. Guys with dad bods are more desperate and will take all their gf's bullshit and abuse.
I hit puberty and I could still cosplay skeletor with just some body paint.
I knew I had a bod built for something great!
I too miss 17 yr old me lol
As a fellow dad bod, please someone love me.
I dig the dad bod, the tummy is my favorite pillow
She forgot, less attractive than myself and to others to boost wavering self confidence.
The issue is I'm too tall to fit into tight spaces
My husband has a Dad bod. It's smokin. Soft and lovely to snuggle into. ❤️❤️❤️
Go get em!
is this fit-shaming?
all fun and games till she wants to go to the gym and he doesn't. all those burgers and beers start to lose their 'raw sexuality' and ---
before you know it, she's out and dating mr. gym bod she was so clearly against at first
Uh huh. Sure.
I wish I had a dad bod. I'm michilan man right now.
Sure, but I flick the bean thinking about my husband. HelI i let him flick it. He has a Dad bod. He's perfection!
The daddiest of responses. Wholesome af.
Why do people still have babies?! There's like 7 billion people we don't need any more shitty people
Idk Skeletor is kind of shredded
Imho, life is not worth going through without. And Ive met too many lonely regretful people who chose money/careers over family.
41, well established Dad Bod but no kids, ladies don't push
As someone who dated a girl with abs, it's super confortable to lay on.
Whatever you say, extra skinny user.
He looks like Samwell from Got
why hello there
They can take even more of your fries since less is needed for you to eat anyways
You're not fooling me to get off my diet.
I exercise and am still chubby, where do I lie? Lol
Bahaha exact same boat
Doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman
A little bit of fluff is a wonderful thing on someone you cuddle on the regular.
Semi dad bod looking for a girl with mom clothes (looks hot in overgrown shirt and sweat pants)
I have a dad bod and I am a dad. But sorry ladies already taken.
But, the username says that he will...oh...I see what you mean.
21? Setting the standard
Personally I like my men with some meat on them.
once you go bonely you go lonely
Her picture looks like she goes to the gym often. She's not going home to a dad bod.
Reporting for duty!
So the shift over to the world of Walli starts here, huh.... should we really support unhealthy habits?
there is no in between. abs or dad bod. choose or die
Living longer is good, you‘re doing right bud.
yeah you're right, it's a bit crowded in here, do the world a favour and kill yourself.
I'm a dad, and I'm trying everything I can do to not have a dad bod, but god damn this Cinnamon Toast crunch!
Yeah maybe not body builder but lack of a gut is way more comfortable than even a small gut. (but not as comfortable as another burger.)
What if you don’t raise your kids to be shitty people though?
Could be worse, could have mobility issues
Depends, you boys ever try terren before?
can wheelchairs fit multiple people?
Abs look great and feel even greater. Love girls with abs. But hey, to each their own.
Only approximately as attractive as the person you want to attract.
That’s an opinion only shared by 2 girls. Both of them married - I assume
Oh man I'm so sorry for you, your life must suck. Get out of that abusive relationship
When was a skinny guy a good thing?
Ok, I could be a draugr
She wants to be the more attractive person in the relationship
TBH I'm falling for a guy like this. Some muscle + modest gut is extremely attractive now that I'm in my late 20s. Comfy & strong.
Get in line, I've been waiting since...well, ever. I'm 26.
Does this work for women as well? Asking for a friend
Well no, but that’s just cause Seth Rogen is nasty
Come join the skeleton army. We are always accepting applicants, not just around Halloween.
FACT: you can not shame men.
Do you people not realize core strength and flexibility are key physiological features involved in a fucking good pounding?!?
I've got it on lock at 24. I work out just enough to be ok looking but it's clear I like tacos and beer
Damn thats like saying when was a skinny woman a good thing?
Oh god. Same.
Abs aren't inherently attractive, they suggest sexual prowess
Okay but what if I do all of that, but still got a "Guys with Abs-" bod?
When was it a bad thing?
I'm in my teens and I've already got mine. The gf loves it
On the Virgin until 26 list.
Beat me. I'm 22 :(
Accurate. Also, so I can snag a bite... bc I'll feel guilty if I waste money on a bite and so then will eat it all if I buy it on my own...
Can already tell the comments might be a train wreck, but like what you like. I've got a dadbod but definitely don't want to keep it.
Sounds good to me!
God bless you ma'am, not all heros wear capes
I'm thinner than I used to be and continuing to work on it, but a mix of both fit and wide is the best goal for me. Essentially, you do you.
dadbod, twice married and an actual dad.. do i get prizes?
This tweet was probably written by a fat dude.
I know :) I meant the video it’s from if possible
How about we just let everybody like what the fuck they like as long as nobody’s hurt and stop the pointless arguments for/against?
Still malnourished skinny after puberty. One day, after years of hard work, I hope to achieve the peak of male body performance. The dad bod
My time has come dad bods are great
I got weaker and my girl got a little heavier and now I can't toss her around in bed anymore :(
I think I am ok with being the less attractive one.
Lockers...crates bound for South America...
Care to whine together? I'm in the same position. :)
How’d you get a picture of me during nap time?
My biggest "celebrity" crush right now is on a big, chubby actor. He's funny and smart and adorable. My husband isn't skinny, either.
Yeah? How come every woman I know and virtually every woman online lost their shit when Chris Pratt went from chubby goof to shredded goof?
I prefer the no bod. As in nobody. Because I hate public. I could be building vivariums in the time I have to spend near people. Vivariums-
You must have a 6pack
It is possible to compromise--dad-bod middle combined with thor-arms for example.
I'm there now as well. I like the gym, but love a cheeseburger. Why not both?
A girl told me this in high school when I was insecure about my gut and she laid her head on it and said it's comfortable. Felt better after
Bad pillows!? Are you crazy?
THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE
I'm working on my dad bod however my work is a lot of heavy lifting so I stay relatively in shape. Someday it will be mine!!
Not a dad but still..
The good people need to have babies that grow up to be good people and rule over the shitty people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Says the clearly fit girl showing off her flat stomach. Honestly, I'm much more comfortable when I'm in good shape.
Have animals in them which makes them vastly better than places that lack animals. I would rather be attacked by a tokay daily than take the
My one highschool friend got his dad bod at 15. I'm mildly concerned for him.
Dont judge a man by the content of his tits, judge a man by the content of his character.
That was fun to say.
I'm taken, but my type for sure.
The void I'm afraid
Who masturbates to their S/O when a world of porn exists?
This. Gotta have that layer of fat to protect the muscle. Yup. That's the reason. Pizza guy is here!
I am not a dad, but with a busier life and less time to lift...30 year old me, vs 23 yo me... I miss it too. Need to get back in peak shape.
Perhaps you don't have to degrade people of a certain body type to justify your preferences in some weird insecure defensiveness?
It doesn’t sound like talking from experience. More of a lack thereof.
How about get a guy that you think is fun to be around and if you want some meat feed him and if you want some muscle exercise together. 1/2
Probably not tbh.
Unless your just hooking up, worrying about the long term before the short. Fat or fit you don't want an asshole.
How will you do this? Can you make a post with tips?
Why the downvotes? But I hear you dude.... I miss my gym days, but Im digging the dad days more
You gotta start early, dude. Got mine at 16.
ngl....that's pretty hot
Is that true?
Get tender with something slender
Good for thievin'
I enjoy playing with my boyfriend's moobs....he doesn't appreciate it so much...
The usual way of course. 30 seconds in the missionary position & then we order a pizza. We can order the pizza first if you like (mix it up)
Wouldn't matter if I did or didn't... still 7 billion people. Plus I made my contribution by getting fixed. No babies.
Do you not realize you can have core strength and flexibility while also being overweight?
Said no woman ever. Stop posting this bullshit.
25 for hose who want a more mature man!
But 3 babies? That's 150% more people than exsisted before. Maybe just have 1 then raise it to be good. 1/2
Leave it up to the idiots to procreate and youll be surrounded by them soon enough.
At that rate after 1 generation we would have half of what we have and we could settle in at that.
Preferences are a thing, man. Not into Seth Rogen, but I have always preferred chubbier guys aesthetically.
Gotta have muscle under that padding though.
People like me kinda I guess so they keep telling me I shouldn't *shrug*
Get on the Growlr App!
All you need is 1 good kid. After 1 gen we have half the population. 3kids+ I think is excessive.
The brofessor is a very wise man
Fuck that. I'm only at the gym like 4 hours a week, I feel like I look so much better now. I used to really hate myself. I'm getting better.
"you need to be less good because I feel bad because I'm bad" - girls who like dad bods
Dadbod doesn't mean letting yourself go completely
+1 for nickname
Having a dad bod is great! It also means you get to enjoy online pity from strangers you've never met who are mindlessly virtue signaling.
TIME TO GET S P O O P Y ? ?
I 100% agree.
Or, as a novel idea, just look like however you want to look like and don't give a shit what other people say
As a former weight lifter- and a woman - I don’t.
We don't work out for YOU omg i'm literally shaking rn.
That’s perfection ♥️
I think if you gonna dad bod you still gotta be somewhat athletic
I've slowly turned my bf into a dad bod having bf.
Yup. You miss having energy to do things, feeling positive about yourself, and most importantly, the feeling of self care...
We'll make our own club. Dad-bods and fit-boys be damned
Between work and meditation? No. I walk an hour a day now
There is a great skeleton army you would fit right in.
Something to do with pornstars answering a comment
I hope he makes sound effects while he flicks your bean. Sounds effects make everything better. Boing! boing! boing!
She forgets to mention the guy with the dad bod needs to be 6'6 with a 8/10 face.
I tried explaining this to my husband, who was confused about how I could say I liked his body, but still think Chris Pratt is hot.
Who hurt you?
I'm 28 now, just got the bod early
“It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same. “ -Fabienne, Pulp Fiction
Yeah, sorry nah. I prefer having abs anyday.
Saw quite a few relationships like this :(
I have always had a dad bod...never kept the ladies away. Doesn't keep the heart disease and diabetes away either....doh
Bottom tier I'm afraid, time to up that calorie intake
Got my dad bod at 20! Here i am ladies
I simultaneously love and hate this guy.
Awesome video bruh
How do you look?
I've been both, and though I definitely feel sexier and better about myself when I'm fit, there's just something nice about beer
I got mine at about 35, but am finding that women that like them are few and far between.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
So she's attracted to poor diet and a less healthy person?
Start lifting! Getting tossed around is so much fun
I please my woman more than you do so ha!
If this is so desirable... Currently accepting applications for a Mrs Gooberiffic
Dad bod, no kids, chef. Hit me up
I don't miss the acne from those years.
Always been thin and fit but not much luck with the ladies till I hit 30... I think women grow out of the dad bod
LOL. Men and women can be equally shamed. Take gender out of the equation. Humans are shameable.
I'd be happy to, but it is just limiting calories and being more active (my goal is 10,000 steps per day). I got a Nokia Body+ scale w/ app
i was being facetious. i guess i was to direct and not obvious enough.
Bs, no one likes fat people
Good point. He had the ultimate dad bod.
I don't mind my dad bod, but some things are more difficult.
That let's you log what you eat, tracks steps, and helps manage progress. The scale gives you weigh, body fat %, muscle mass, etc.
Not if their personalities are complete shit. For sex sure, relationships now always. Having abs doesn't gurantee you anything.
Too many idiots around so I assumed.
We found him, ladies and gentlemen. The other person besides me who peaked in highschool. I miss my hair.
Kinda wish they wouldn't call it 'dad' bod, because that's creepy af. I don't want kids, nor a man who has them :S
One could argue that those who spend time to get in shape feel bad about themselves and need to seek approval from others through their body
Pretty cool charts, tips, etc. The trick will be to stay disciplined. I think a designated cheat day & daily progress will help
Pfff, idk I'm pretty sure my wife just stopped taking birth control earlier this year.
That's a feature not a bug.
Anna Farris said she preferred him chubby. Those makes me wonder did she say that because she was worried he'd cheat if he was fit.
Better to have fun living then being annoyed with a person counting calories and avoiding food cause they might gain a pound.
Hey, dad bod at 17. Sure, I'm a bit fluffy, but I also have dad strength! Though, I'll have to say goodbye to it to be a pilot.
Also define healthy. You get eat well and exercise all day, but you're still going to die eventually.
I'm very thin, and I like to say "no twig on twig action" or "I'm not trying to start a fire". Definitely have flicked it more to chub guys.
I can not pull this off.
Hell you might get hit by a bus and die and wasted your lifes not enjoying tastey food. Sure it's good t be healthy but don't exclude stuff.
Not entirely true. Some people like to be fit but prefer the opposite for some reason 1/?
And I please his woman more than this guy does so ha! .... I'm so sorry
Know a couple, the guy is fit as fuck but damn does he like heavy set women.
I've had my dad bod since about 8th grade. Just great genetics I guess.
Injury. Work. School. Kids. House. Further Injury. Yeah, it's very difficult.
Shut the hell up, can't you see we're arguing here?
I'm like in the middle I guess. Like You can feel my muscle underneath this layer I'm trying to lose. Though I'm okay with how I am now too
mine says, yo, be real, he wont love you more than he loves beer.
Get in shape for you, if you want. Ignore this moron.
Yes, but what are the chances that the 1 baby every good person will have will turn out to be good too?
I bet if @op's post was about women this'd have been downvoted to oblivion
Isnt a dad bod already a "average male"?
I haven't had more than 2 visible abs since I was like 6 years old.
Is that Riley?
if you have Dad Bod before 40 you aren't cute you are unhealthy! You don't need abs, at least get rid of the spare tire before its to late!
I once overheard a girl in a bar say, "I miss my boyfriend. He's never home because he works out all the time." True story.
Most women really care more about personality over looks, my dude.
Drink more beer, move less and eat more. I believe in you.
I have the body of Buddha
Another perk of dad bod- If confronted by a bear, The dad bod male is easier to out run, Making it easy to get away to safety for the lady.
I am still fit + 60 lbs.
Where were you when I was single
Former weightlifter and former woman?
Why is it called "Dad bod"? I'm not a Dad but have the bod.
Do you realize that man boobs and fleshy exterior are key psychological features involved in making a good fucking pudding?
Being fit gets her clothes off for 1 night stand. dadbod keeps her around forever and will talk nonstop.
No one's buying it babe. nice try though.
Men don't need this. Please stop the insanity before it embeds. ????
I will start next week (say that every week for rest of life).
Confidence, a good personality and a nice face can go a long way. Money helps a shit ton too.
Feeling pressure to look flawless because your boyfriend is fit/healthy seems more like a personal self esteem issue.
Google search "bara"
Translation : Can't have you stronger than me, so fatten yourself up.
Getting fit is more of a personal goal, after being fat for so long it's about health and a sense of improved self-esteem
I’m the same. Big strong upper torso and arms, little bit of spare tire around the middle.
Cheers for the advice!! An app would probably help alright. I find it really, really hard to stay focused on personal goals.
I think the dadbod thing is for women with low self esteem, generally. Sure some women like husky guys but ones claim to want a dadbod......
Means: don’t be a self absorbed jackass, and women will find you more appealing. Notice her CrossFit body. She wants all attention on her!
Are just seeking it to feel better about themselves
I have a fabulous dad bod, and I'm a girl
Sorry - still a woman :)
WELP, my night is planned.
My mom taught me to pick someone a little too skinny, that they would be perfect later in life. She was right.
i love a belly
I've been both- flab dad is a much happiet lifestyle for me now but ab lad was a great run while it lasted.
It is indeed
Strictly for your name
Whoever this person is made me exhale out of my nostrils with more force than normal
Half way in between is probably the best. Fit but chill.
16 with a proud dad bod
I needed this today
Right because, perhaps, you are also chubby?
Right in my arms, and resting on my boobs :)
no, but give it a day
as a female, i genuinely want this. luckily, my boyfriend somewhat fits the mold.
That's why she's looking for a soft comfy dadbod to roll with... not bones knockin' bones.
You shouls start wotking out, kid. That shit ain't good for ya. I would know im an ex fat ass
What does one do if they aren't a fan of beer?
I work out so that I can look good and still eat whatever the hell I want =)
I downvoted you. Just so that you know. But your math is correct.
I call shit, this dad bod thing if a handsome dude and a dadbod dude came up hitting on you, we all know who would get a look at..
We're out there
Anyone have the original?
Try something like Henry’s hard soda, mikes hard lemonade, etc. They definitely taste better if normal beer is that bad tasting. Most don’t
Depends on who you ask I guess. I would like to say more than less but humans are pretty shitty as a whole... sooooo
Probably cause you have 3+ kids
Anna Faris definitely is someone who wanted to be the "powerful" one in the relationship.
Don’t drink for the taste of beer in the first place. Something like Bud light is cheaper but tastes like piss
I feel there's a pretty big barrier between dad bod and where I'm currently at
They split because Anna Faris couldn't handle the fact that Chris' career was taking off and hers wasn't.
It'd make sense she'd like "dad-bod" him (as a controller / dominant)
Ladies, how are ya? Text me, pm me, im me, smoke signal me, anything. Dad bod is waitin. Lol
Lol, whatever Grace, take your insecurities elsewhere.
I have a dad bod mixed with a strongman bod. No children, or girlfriends to be seen. Lol
Why do we have to shit on one type of person in order to make another type of person seem more attractive?
Met my wife when we were young, I had a full set of hair, abs and the lot. Now I’m 24, dadbod, losing hair and still flick beans.
Sent to boyfriend - FACT, dad bods rule
This guy. This guy knows it
I about took my knee out doing the sexy dance for my wife when I got out of the shower. That's when I realized I am that old man.
I used to do a physical job & do 2 hrs+ endurance/distance stuff every evening, I miss eating 4000+ calories a day without gaining weight.
Still, made my wife laugh when she needed it, so worth it.
Muscular arms and legs and a bit of cushion in the middle, that's my weakness. Good lord.
Or boobs which are always comfy. Convert to lesbianism.
That's where I am too, hit the gym and the Indian buffet.
This checks out. I got rid of my dad bod but also lost my sense of humour at the same time.
As a guy with abs this hurts me a little bit
46 here, if I showed Grace Fisher my dad bod, she'd flee in terror.
Actually nope. Always been incredibly thin, then got into climbing & now jacked. SO is jacked too, b/c climbing.
Find taller tight spaces
That can be arranged.
I’m not fat necessarily, I’m normal sized with a high body fat percentage if that makes any sense? Still Ik I need to work out
Yep. Pecs turn to moobs in a hurry and refuse to go back.
I second this
You would be incorrect. It's about the quality.
You're not the only one.
NOPE. Been overweight. That shits sucks. Period. I would never date a girl who encouraged it, either. I'm a 42 dad of 3.
What about those of us who have Bruce Lee physiques even when we spend months being sedentary and living on cheeseburgers? I feel victimised
PART OF THE CREW PART OF THE SHIP
I had a girl actually start playing with my man boobs after sex... I didn't know what to do or say, she was just squeezing away!
Idk if the binge drinking part is such a good thing.
Dropped 36lbs since January. 324 to 288, holy shit it is so much easier to stay in shape than get back to it. Former football player/ranger.
I still got hair thank god, but im about 3x as wide and have enough cardio-fitness to run to the kitchen for more cookies
The quality of my opinion? I can live with that.
I've found there's a big difference between obese and a dad bod. I went from 6'1 and 275 pounds to 210 pounds, I now have a dad bod
Ok oooooor - and hear me out - we don’t judge men based on their bodies because that’s not what’s important?
Username doesn’t check out (jk)
You had me with the dog, but your also from Texas? Well if boney but strong is your type. Hello there...
you know some dork had to say it
Not that you need to, but if you want to pack on weight, whey protein powder mixed into milkshakes did it for me.
Heavy beers work too.
Fuck yeah, dad bods. GET IN THIS.
mmm Seth Rogan Rule 34 yeah baby
I watched the first 1 minute and 30 seconds and realized this guy is literally fucking moronic.
Drink straight whiskey
I'm all for dad bod without the alcohol drinking. I'm also for skinny/lithe. It's honestly about your personality. <3
If you think it's hard to find women that like them, try looking for men that like them
weird how people don't think theres both. I can lift and throw most grown men if i wanted to, work a warehouse. but I got that dad bod teddy
physique going on. an extra bit of padding all around but a flat gut. Doesn't seem to do a thing for any women out there though.
I think you're alone on this one ma'am.
I am working on this right now.
I'm 18 and got the dad bod. I might actually need to hit the gym...
Im actually striving for a physique closer to thor bjornsen but around my height
Depends. Some of us do prefer that above all else :)
I was they guy that girls said would make a great husband, once they are ready to settle down of course. Though, seems their plans changed.
I notice that there was no specificity on what *age* of dad bod....
But you said you like chubby dudes
And girls don't even remotely look at you or try to flirt with you and drool over the hard body on the other side of the room. Just saying.
I was just about to comment this
Why is that?
It’s a character mate
You do you, man. You do you.
Don’t fret, some woman somewhere will want to make you sandwiches.
Gym and whiskey.
Didn't know thanks for the info
Eat somewhat healthy. Hit the gym 45-60 minutes, 5 days a week. Binge the fuck out of alcohol on the weekends. That's my secret.
Thank you! I do my best. I did it because I like the look and the amount of laziness it requires.
Yeah but then the penis is harder to get to and the belly also pushes the other person away so it can't get in as deep
I’m the same way but not a Dad so I didn’t earn it
Well if you wanna be swole go fit into some gym shorts and start lifting heavy.
This prolly describes me. I got the dad bod. And a little one on the way to make it official.
Are you my fuckin double
Depends on what you define as dadbod and letting yourself go is tbh
Why hate? It‘s a fun character that is self aware.
Yeah been a dad bid for life
Im 30 witg a 3 yearold and a dad bod... just hurt my back playing with my kid... definitely a dad bod
Swipe left til you find a place you belong
Nah, people want to look good and feel strong. Also working out is fun.
Dad bods are the worst! You end up unemployed because you can’t resist the super comfy snuggles every morning. Take heed! Stay away!
Oof, I'm just more a fan of vodka than beer
I'll consider it
Thanks! Those sound like good recommendations for high calorie alcohol beverages
All fit guys I know eat like animals, don‘t know what you‘re on about.
I frickin love dad bod
There's hope for me :)
I've had a dad bod since I was 13.
Yeah.. that mindset changes when you women go through your mid-life crisis. ..around 23-60 years of age.
opposites attract. prob not into mtn dew-dorito smoothie diet guys. super fit gym rats are not her thing. just stereotype men are her type.
Hey calm down. You don't have to defend being fat and lazy if you're cool with it .
Currently 36 and still rocking abs, but Jesus it's getting hard.
That makes me uncomfortable.
I always find this hard to believe when a fit person says it.
Who is it?
I know that feel bro.
Does she still slap your slapper?
So 70s 80s look
I bet her boyfriend works out too
there should be further discussion on what all 'some muscle + some gut = extremely attractive' actually entails. this is a lot of men.
That never sat well with me. It's like being told that you're the boring responsible parent while your spouse is the fun exciting one. :/
Man... no doubt
It'll pass.. and come back.. and pass.. and come back, and pass, and return, and pass, and return..
I would say the gym is a good way of becoming humble and staying humble beacause of the philosophy of life it inspires in dedicated people
Results take time, hard work, dedication and they will take work to upkeep. Not only should you learn patience from that but your frame of
Mind should adjust to thinking like that constantly. Hard work gets results. All you need is time. And when it comes to personality id say
Being nice, social, generous and helpful is something everybody should strive towards. Be humble too. And if you have a bad personality
I think I'd prefer if it stayed.
Beacause you dont get out alot and you get nervous then there is only one way: practice. Go to a bar or a party or a club or whatever
And just make your goal to improve at making conversation. Everything is achieved with enough time and dedication.
Good. And dont you ever let anybody stop you from progressing. Swole lyfe
Never stop workin hard. With time and dedication comes results. Swole lyfe
Yea believe me as a dude who has worked out since i was 14, muscles dont just pop up like that. You can work out on the dumbells
Yes you could but then again i would say gym culture has turned so far away from equating looks to worth and nowadays its alot more about
The hard work, the grind, the grittyness and lifestyle of constant forward progression. Ct flether has some good motivational videos where
He perfectly instills that type of mindset in the listener with his stories of his rise and fall from the world champion position
Dad bod is really low maintenance so that's nice, but I really miss 50lbs lighter me.
Hell yeah. No need to make any room either
Hell yeah bro. Finally have some self confidence and don't hate what I see in the mirror. Progress
It's sorta also part of his schtick.
I'm in too. Let's figure out a way to do this
Sounds like he's lucky to have you too. The perfect couple. It sickens me to the core of my being. (nah, jk, I wish you all the best)
I got it. Upvoted. But still, Poe's Law and all.
I'd believe you if I hadn't seen this scenario played out IRL many times. It's one of those things you don't want to be true, but is anyhow.
I want to get in shape for myself. It's my body and health I'm improving.
I believe it's called the "Josh Brolin in Old Boy bod"
And to top it off it helps with your crippling father figure issues
I've never been fit, but I miss not fat me. Everything hurts all the time. Everything.
As a fit guy who enjoys cuddling.... well fuck
Please don't say that. Some people can't have ones or know they have a condition they don't want to to impose on children.
And she didn't tell you? You can speak of it with her. That's a decision to be made by both future parents.
Thats understandable. Im not trying to make people feel bad, but say that if you have the option dont (not) do something you might regret.
I’m a lady with a dad bod, does that make me comfy?
IMO, exactly opposite. And given the state of the environment having them just because you want to is incredibly selfish and unnecessary.
There's no need to have more than 2 per couple, this should be made a global law to slow population increase and climate change.
After you, cunt.
you should follow through on your username, but start at your neck, you useless twat.
1) In case you didnt notice the birth rate in western societies is significantly on the decrease. Maybe you can focus your attention on the
You should do everyone a favour and kill yourself, you use far more resources than a child.
When I was super skinny, I got drunk & hooked up w/ “Big John” cuz he made me laugh & than he made me... & chubby bald guys became a thing.
2) significant increase in immigration western governments impose to compensate just so they can keep their growth dependant economies going
Meeeeee tooooo. Love em
Cut your head off you say? Gladly, it clearly has no purpose for yourself nor the rest of the world.
Yes it is but that's no reason to push it back up, the population needs to decrease globally afterall.
Can't even read a simple instruction, this is why you're clearly more of a drain on society than a benefit.
The irony being that you are clearly yourself a child.
The irony being that I'm probably older than you.
Yeah. And the bbq is shit.
3) If you dont want children then dont, but following your advice youre encouraging the western civilization to go extinct.
Then I expect you're ashamed to be a petty and immature old twat who's thoughts are as helpful as shit on a shoe. G'day.
I agree with less population, but the problem is not the west, but Asia, Latin America and Africa.
Immaturity & pettyness would be failing to see the difference between 1st world and 3rd world breeding. Adieu segaia.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you know it
Your last sentence can mean both "think about having children " and "think about not having children". Well the advice is "think"
Not really, they're pretty close to objective.. with apologies to the SJW's, fat is fat
I got my dad bod when a was about this age but then cancer and a car wreck made me lose it
Lower your standards enough, and you'll find a good match.
If you dont have a choice because you cant/have a disability that prevents you, then that goes without saying, long as you are rational
This guy is full of shit. No dadbod to speak of. Not to mention, he thinks if you have even a little bit of fat on you, you're a subhuman.
Which is totally not dadbod-esque
Each to their own. But I like my muscles and so does my wife.
Dude you were a power ranger?
Then I recommend ankle irons and a good dose of codependent enabling.
No you are
Damn it, this is the second time I've seen this, and I keep reading 'dad bods' as 'dad boobs'
So you're Dutch?
Sure ammm :)
That's awesome. Never met a Dutch person before.
Imagine coming home after a long day at work. Would you rather relax on a cushionless wooden dining room chair, or a comfy counch?
Haha, yes, my poor fitness is what's REALLY desirable in society! Take that, you athletic losers!
Where are you from?
I know :( Unfortunately climbing is my life passion and chubby dudes don't climb hard. What they do matters more than looks.
I have never met an american either!
What's it like where you live?
It's like I can feel/see the tide of time and increasing orthopedic pain slowly winning.
With my eyes.
It's worse that first world people are breeding like they are. We have life with longevity and use the most resources per person.
It's China and India that are the real issue the rest of the world barely adds up to one third of it.
you're not the best at maths are you, 7 billion minus 1...plus if we cull off all the mongs such as yourself. That's less shitty people.
I'm naturally super skinny, so instead of fit me turning into a dad bod, all of my muscles just started disappearing: I miss fit me too.
My wife begs to differ about my flat stomach being uncomfortable to snuggle.
Yes, green ranger...
Genuine Pro tip: ALWAYS HAVE SEX BEFPRE A MEAL.
I need to eat more than once every ten years Dr Phil
Swole lyfe indeed
Got that gym part down, gonna have to skip the booze and add donuts or ice cream.
Whoa Nelly. That's how you get diabeetuss. Try potatos.
True, plus my girlfriend might not be to happy either and they both tease me enough about handling 2 women let alone 3
Do mixed drinks with soda. In fact, just drink a few liters of soda a day, you will puff up in no time.
Maybe a donut or 2 on the weekend and some potato during the week?