Add this to the 'when I win the lottery or become creative' list.
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Make sure the switches light up and make a few beeps and whirrs. You know, for authenticity.
That way when they shoot you, they can get justifiable homicide :)
I'd punch you in the face for lying to me!
Need to get one of those flux capacitors you can plug in to the lighter socket too.
When people at drive like a grandma i never know if they mean 2mph or like a maniac which is how my grandmother drives
I dunno; my grandma drove like a bat out of hell. White knuckles all way
Need to make sci-fi noises come out of it.
Nissan S13 Chuki dash?
Good idea for an Uber driver
Throw in a flux capacitor too
Ya then blindfold them and go to Chinatown and say you are in china
Well the switches on that car are most likely for fuel pump, fans, lights, and possibly turning signals
You don't become creative. Nope. You use your noodle everyday until thoughts seem creative because you think too much. :)
Why would you need to win the lottery, switches are like $1 each, $5 for fancy ones.
A flip-up panel on the shift knob with a big red button that you push and the sunroof opens.
I have a couple of switches like these in my car. Most people think they’re useless but they actually control things like the fuel pump
Instead of nothing, make them a sound FX board. It'd be even funnier.
Have you looked up switches on Amazon or any electronic supply site? Cheap as hell.
Flipping the last switch lights up 2 segment LEDs that count down from 99....
If they blink, make sure that they all blink IN SEQUENCE
While avoiding conversation.
Have a secret switch by your foot that sounds an alarm. Vigorously flip them all randomly until it "shuts off", confuse passenger even more.
Will it take me back in time before my lighter stopped working?
I should copy this and then repost it like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the repost.
Only drove at night then i assume since she'd be gone when the morning come.
Eh get a load of this rich guy with his spare $1’s. La de da.
kill switch combo. It's a thing people do so only you know the combo so the engine will start. lot of relays involved.
My car has several switches that don't do anything. Anymore.
...cars, on the other hand. Thats where the hidden costs are.
CarCompanies, Touch screens and buried menus. Me, I want switches like a lot, at least half as many as a 747 cockpit.
My distributor cap broke, so I set up switches to fire the cylinders at my command.
I can also type 6000 words a minute. No, not really...
Well, if you don't need to work, you have more free time to do things like install switches in your car that don't do anything.
But start driving immediately. Slam on the brakes at 3 seconds and reset the timer. Then continue without a word and maybe just a sigh.
Complete with Bleeps, Sweeps, and Creeps
My friend had a missile launch style switch to change to the AUX input on the stereo...
To hire someone creative to do this for you.
Was that Meat Loaf reference?
My grandma loved my RX-8 & looked forward to us taking her on the back roads. She was riding the back of a Harley the week before she died.
This is a joke that made me chuckle
My great grandma had an adorable scrap book containing her 97 speeding violations. Old women who drive fast are the best.
Or a good chunky click
the what and the what?
I actually have exactly 1 cent in my bank account.
I used to have a car that required a similar technique just to start the air conditioner...
Glenn, stop the car. Glenn, stop the car and let. me. OUT. Glenn!!
If you want a car with functional switches like these, look into the Spyker C8
I have one in my car, but it doesnt stay in well. The only purpose of the switch is to remove the switch.
I drove your grandma like a bat out of hell.
Got one! ...somewhere...
I have a voice command GPS, my wake-up phrase is: "Pilot to navigator."
This was on the FP just yesterday. I know everything's a repost, but damn.
Walk to the nearest trash dump and find buttons. Make this, make a youtube video, and be the proud owner... of about 4 cents.
I drove a 1986 Pontiac 6000 car fire survivor in high school. It is incredible how many switches it takes to run a car with no ecm.
Eh get a load of this rich guy with his video camera. La de da.
Get outta here with your dollar privilege.
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Thank you for this, +1
I want a button for my dash that makes the Ghostbusters "powering up the proton pack" sound.
No need. But why not?
Which flux capacitor? There's two types!
Buy a German car. They always have a few switches that don't work.
Should totally get some laser sights to pop out of the front on a switch.
My great grandma supposedly drove 40 mph everywhere, from the highway to the garage
When I was younger I wired up switches for everything in my 87 camaro just to look "cool". Had push to start too. Radio shack ftw.
I would have a hard time not to flip a switch and Scream "EJECTO SEATO CUZ" and then laugh so hard I park up a tree