Just out for a jog with the raptors
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Move you Pheasant ~Birds probably
Oh great, now I want a Raptor. Thanks.
Scare one or two of them into the air so I can shoot them down and we can have some tasty dinner!
Cardio now and a protein snack for later. Nice.
Every once in a while a King or Queen should walk amongst their lowly pheasants.
Must be birds of a feather...
They’re about to strike, just playing with their food.
Do pheasants have talons?
4 sharp claws, no talons
They accepted her as one of their pack. And then they eat her.
TIL: Reeves Pheasants. Native to China, they’ve been introduced to the UK, the US, Czechia, and France. There are 2k left in the wild.
Don't take that road lady, it's crawling with hungry cocks.
how far are we in the field of advancement of genetics in creating giant birds?
You don't just create a giant bird. That's how the rapture starts I'd imagine
It's nice to see royalty interact with the pheasants.
Yeah that’s how it always starts. Oooh and ahh but then there’s running and screaming
Dun dun dun, duuun dun. Dun dun dun, duuun dun. Dun dun duuuun, dun dun, dun dun dun.
Gimme your nuggets
Tina! You fat lard! Come get some Ham!!
When you’re seen as a god, but only out for a jog.
Don’t got into the long grass!
“Raptor, we barely touched her!” - those birds
Those look like pheasants
If you could focus the camera more on your wife's butt that'd be grreeeaaatttt
A whole chicken isn't enough for you, is it Janet.
Who downvotes this...
I've seen JP2 enough to know how this ends.
Ill admit I clicked for the ass.
Can still give you one hell of a scratch. Beak is actually more dangerous than the claws
Why are they running with people?
I was thinking more of the little compys from Lost World.
And there it is, surprised I had to scroll so far down to see it.
I'm just going to guess those aren't quite wild pheasants.
Well looks like you have plenty of company good choice!
Did little Timmy fall in the well again?
I was just listening to Jurassic Park at work. Fly, you fool!
Everyone has a talent, you just have to look for it
Bots, mostly. They downvote anything that's not their own so it improves their posts' chances of making FP. TheMoreYouKnow.gif
I can't see a damn thing and it has nothing to do with me being so wasted. I'm actually trying to work things out with my wife. Bitch.
dat ass doe
Could be farm birds or just used to being fed.
they probably don’t know how to use them- because they’ve got wings, yet they will run to a gate to escape being run over. Like tiny morons
Talon their friends about dat ass
What a pheasant day for a jog.
I wish you luck
Look how the mighty have devolved
Love this movie so much.
"what are you running from, apex predator? Are you in danger?"
Phoebe, Pharohess of Pheasents?
New Lost World trailer.
That is a large presence of pheasants
whats the difference between a claw and a talon? all talons are claws but not all claws are talons?
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
omg... their is a whole pack of like 50 of these things jogging with her
She da leader of da pack!
This is actually kinda sad, they are raised in captivity. They were just released so that hunters could shoot them. They know no fear of
humans so they are stupidly easy to shoot. It's like shooting ducks in a barrel, it is pathetic.
I recall reading in a magazine that in the future it may be possible to make a GMO chicken that looks like a raptor
Highly doubt that its true but man, I want one
Lot of good dinner
Well there's like 100 of them
They are waiting for her to fall so they can peck her eyes out.
I believe you're forgetting the claw on the back of the leg used for fighting.
This deserves all the upvotes xdd
Become a geneticist and pioneer the new technology and clone one through magic
Tots. Give me your TOTS
March of the Compies.
Nothing too complex in there, just the occasional word you might have to Google. And I posted it because I Googled to see the diff. 1/?
Hmm, I don't know about this Jurassic World sequel, guys
myself, and got surprised by such an in-depth answer existing. 2/2
Now that's the kind of answer I want to every question on the internet
They don't much look like birds of prey
Have a pheasant day!!
They have spurs. Which is just as bad, honestly.
All you gotta do to get a dinosaur is take a modern one and figure out how to make it grow teeth and a long tail
The Birds: Phast and Phurious Edition
Wonder how this ends? "searches for pheasantgangbang"
sorry i was just staring at that assssssssssss
Me: huh that's interesting. Camera pans backwards... Me: holy crap that's a lot of birds!!!
I don't know but I been told / Pluck a pheasant it gets cold / Plucking pheasants is real fun / Pluck the pheasant til he's done
Beware of the rapetors, girl!
The males have spurs. It's an identifying feature you have to leave on when hunting them since you're not supposed to take hens
as a ex poultry farmer, TALONS ARE CLAWS
Dont go into the tall grass
Rivers of blood... So much blood...
One started running and then the rest followed
An academic paper, from a peer reviewed journal? Nice work.
Computer hacking skills, bow hunting skills.
so dump a whole bunch of them over at fukushima and slowly crossbreed the results?
I like there butt floofs
there not raptors....ffs when did you see a chicken kill someone ?
I guess so, yeah
Fiona Queen of the Pheasants
I loved the first 4. Never saw any after.
Yeah, the stabby part is very worrisome.
Tonight we dine in hell, onward!
imgur now has a control bar on videos? nice.
I know right! Or they just run along the road till they remember they have wings then might have a little fly further up the road!
What general area of the world would this nightmare be reality ?
They're, uh, they're flocking this way.
Lets get the flock out of here!
Why cant this just open in mobile on my browser ugh. Why do i have to download it? :/
“The alpha predator is running, we should run too. What are we running from alpha predator?”
But their most deadly asset is their skill in the art of seduction.
Because it's a PDF.
Jurassic parks cgi is off the chain
Spurs are terrifying. But apparently they grow same way goat horns do, & can be easily removed in baby birds before they fuse to the bone.
Them hips are made for joggin.
Now I need some raisins and some sleeping pills
"..just cant hide it!"
They’re moving in herds. They do move in herds!
I've had dreams like this.
are they canadian?
First time I saw a roadrunner cross a road and run into the trees I swore I saw a dinosaur. I pulled over I was so confused.
Called a spur.
Leaked footage for Jurassic World: The Lost Kingdom
Without a paywall no less.
Not enough pictures
Tl;dr there is no hard definition yet but roughly, if the middle toe & rear toe nails form a circle when the foot grips, they're talons.
In terms of taste... yes
Grab one by the neck and find out.
5,6 are bad but still watched them
They have spurs which can be very sharp and they can be aggressive when cornered or hurt. I've been soured a couple times
Pocket raptors rule maguuma
look at that ass on Crisp Rat
No but they’re delicious
I would argue their spur is much worse than the beak. Can speak from experience
Apparently she hasn't watched the beginning of Jurassic Park The Lost World
Knock it off, Napoleon!
Today was the first time I ever noticed I can pause imgur gifs...
The scar on my cousins ass from a pheasant flying into him would say otherwise lol
To spread awareness for breast cancer. Have you ever heard of it?
Turkey have spurs and run in a similar fashion.
Dangerous cock in the butt
Maybe like imprinting in ducks, geese etc?
Did you have a “Pheasant” run?
I don't know I don't understand.
This deserves so many more upvotes
As soon as one nips your ankle and they smell blood its over
Every. Farm. Animal. Always. Especially when you’re trying to run.
What are you talon me?
I'd say about 200 of em.
Vestigial at best, however male Turkeys do.
Wtf. Since when did Imgur have a bar showing how far you were into a gif?! O_o
Underrated pun. Take your upvote.
When they are in massed formations their pitchforks can b dangerous too.
Did you exchange........pheasantries
Wow!! What the heck!! :D
Interesting technique. I’ll give it a try this pheasant season
Only nineties kid will sh1t their pants.
"Silly theropods, it's not *from*, it's *to*. Haven't you ever heard of persistence hunting?"
i dont see any raptors. i guess i'd have to look up
Who would downvote this duckling...? It's a happy baby duck!!
child birthin hips.
those are game birds they think you have food why do you lead them on why do you not have food WHY?
Wow Chris Pratt looks really good from behind.
now see if i follow behind some chick while jogging and using a camera i get called a creep.
They're flocking this way
This is not safe for work when you work in a busy warehouse with a lot of forklifts & you're watching this video while walking in said whse.
Someone should stabilize the video.
WHY IS EVERYONE RUNNING!?!
Sweet Jesus what a reply
The new Jurassic park movie looks good
And ... to sum it all up... ??
Lol! He actually has a diamond shaped scar on his right ass cheek
they DO move in herds!
Boy, I don’t even know what you just said
Dinos not Godzilla
Jesus Christ thank you
it's a goddamn miracle
amazing! I would love to take a jog in that area, and not just because of the beautiful pheasants
Oh come on you’ve got to have enough to span the camera behind and see at least 20 following you
I think talons includes the foot portion and the definition encompasses all grabby-stabby-weapon bird feet. Don't quote me though.
I wouldn't be able to jog from making squeeky happy noises.
Jurassic world 2 looks great
Nice tail feathers.... and the birds are cool too I guess...
They look like small raptors.
So nice to see these alive and running free rather than dead on the motorway where they normally are.
TIL there is a country named Czechia
If those guys could work as a team they could have quite a breakfast.
I RECOGNIZE THAT GROUSE, HE'S FAMOUS
*Cue walking dead music
Hens = female. Hens have no ankle spur. When you hunt pheasant you have to leave spur to prove it's male after cleaning.
They do move in herds!
What part of Jurassic Park is this?
"Wok wok wok wok"
She's going to be eaten alive if she trips and falls! The humanity!
I thoroughly enjoy this comment. A++
Don't quoteth the raven
These are not raptors. Raptors are birds of prey.
Raptors have talons
those are Compys; or Compsognathus in layman’s terms.
Don't call me a raven buddy.
We the North
Thank you. You are the best.
Phesents are thick as shit! There following her
but you are a raven buddy, pal
I want to be buddies with a raven, that would be cool. I also want to be better at punctuation.
And i got 3 downvotes. People are just cruel.
Who do u think I am? Crisp Rat?
Fuck with her, you will be bones in minutes!
No scientists here?
Can we all just agree already that dinosaurs were large birds.
It’s the shorter version of The Czech Republic. It’s sort of a neologism from 2016.
And a spur that hurts like hell...
"Yo, Girl, you want the D?" "Let me link you my thesis on 'no'."
...quoteth the raven
They looked much bigger a scarier in Jurassic Park.
That’s a lot of cocks
Claws and spurs. Can slice a dog wide open.
Grew up with pet pheasants, they do act like raptors. Very coy and smart. Act like your friend then pounce.
Seriously. I scrolled down looking for this gif.
Google rooster Spurs then. Or turkey Spurs. Or pheasant Spurs.
Obviously the most scientific exercise to allow the pheasants to learn new pheasant things, he said in a voice gobsmacked by the very idea
Oh... I got to be like 1000 for duckey!! ..... feels good
so we take the godzilla and then inbreed it until it's small and has the right features
"Mom! *Mom*! Wait up!"
You have a great ass.
Interesting fact the male Platypus also have spurs and are venomous.
that is a shit load of pheasants
Pass. I'm too chicken for that.
Pheasants don't have aa big a spur on the leg above the foot. But male Turkeys do.
one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us.
hmm never knew that! thanks!
It was a line from a funny movie.
Saving lives one sprint at a time
I like the way you think