Happy Father's Day.
Edit: To apply, please message me your Zip Code, Face pic, Nude pic, and an example of how low your standards are. Thanks!
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C’mon man. Be PC. it’s “glucose guardian” now
Like literal bits of sugar? Yeah I could be one too then
That's a splenda daddy.
You're the guy that 'makes it sprinkle' at strip clubs.
In the UK they call that a Splenda daddy
Those are called Splenda Daddies aren't they?
Sweet n Low Daddy
I've found most girls just want lunch, drinks and if you guy them something shinny they'll give you the BJ of a lifetime.
He’s the guy that slips a Dairy Queen coupon into the dancer’s thong
Sugar free daddy
That’s any woman, not just strippers. Dinners, movies, it gets you into their parties except they don’t think they’re selling themselves.
Makin it hail with change.
ALL HAIL THE ASPARTAME PATRIARCH
I heard you like diamonds here's a cubic zirconia knock off earrings and tiara
A high fructose corn syrup daddy?
With some of the naive college girls, you can get away with cheap restaurants just because they don’t know any better.
Sweetner is more expensive than sugar here, so I don't get it.
Yeah, only sugar beet sugar for them. None of that high falutin' fancy sugar cane shit.
Ah, a splenda daddy
That would make you a "splenda daddy"
I am from the tornado alley region. We make it hail with rolls of quarters.
They love you on laundry days.
It’s not really about food yeah it’s things
Just help me pay my bills and I’d be happy :)
And people wonder why obesity is on the rise!
Rolls of quarters?? Damn big spender. Penny rolls were its at
Most of them are
My girlfriend and I like doing sugar daddy play but it's mostly just in small ways so she doesn't feel like a shameless leech. It's fun
That's called a Splenda Daddy!!
I'll trade ya some clothed pics and nudes of my cats for a froot loop.
A Dollarstore Daddy would be pretty nice
On a good week, maybe a drizzle even
What's a penny?
You can buy me every game during a Steam sale?
No if you're buying her food that's just being a boyfriend, once you start buying things you a sugar daddy
A thing we have in america i know you canadians got rid of em
At this point I'm happy even if the daddy just buy me some pizza, chips, or actually candies.
Hey, I like cheap restaurants and I'm def old enough to know better. It's about the intent, not the price.
What counts as cheap? I can flash my ankles to you if you enable my cola drink addiction.
But glucose is just one specific type. It should be "monosaccharide parental figure".
You can get away with loosing the sugar girl with the glamour and the show. But they don’t need to know the wine is cheap.
They'll be hitting you up for a candy bar every time they get hungry. Not worth it.
Well then you sir are in luck because I am a woman of unexquisite tastes.
It's appears you would like to be a Splenda daddy
The point is they’re a poor imitation of the real thing.
Slenda counts too.. +1
So... More of a Splenda daddy,?
Is this an inappropriate ejaculation joke?
Sign me up. I'm good with a Starbucks and chipotle like once a week.
Nah, thats when you make it HAIL (nickles)!
Probably because sweetener tastes like caramelized rat poison.
What’s being loosened?
i totally like cheap stuff splenda daddy. :)
she gets lost in the smoke and mirrors. Some girls just get off on the idea. Cheap lingerie from Adore Me and fancy dinner pics for her IG
I was just joking you just spelled lose wrong
Sucrose Supplier is closer to Sugar Daddy.
Mmm... Rat Poison Brûlée...
Tools and farm equipment would be nice
Coupons turn me on..
wtf is with your username, I love it!
"And I can give you another free Dilly bar, if you know what I mean."
It's from a comic. Thought it was too beautiful shower thought to not to share.
Or Chick Tracts
I wouldn't mind being a splenda baby. I'm addicted to cheap Chinese made crap.
What do I need to do just to get the cat pictures?
So, like an Aspartame-Parent?
I like video games. Is that cheap enough?
As a woman, who has been on my own since I was a teen, I do everything for myself. So, when anyone does something for me, with no strings 1)
Attached, it means a lot to me. Open a door, give me a lift somewhere, get up to get me a beer - wow, thanks!
What brand of cola?
I've never been to a strip club....
Neither have I, but when someone "makes it rain" it means they throw around so much money that it looks like it's raining. So when....
Stevia is more expensive than sugar.
he said he "makes it sprinkle", that implies that he doesn't have all that much to hand out
Like, a lot.
Shhh! Quiet, you!
Glucose guardians isn’t it?
It's not so bad once you get used to it, to be honest. Transitioning from full-sugar pop to zero/diet was hard.
How much to do the marble thing?
Sorry, I like video games, action figures, and comics. Throw in some makeup too
Hey babe, let's go to the dollar store.
How about a glucose guardian?
Does Splenda still cause blood sugar spikes/drops and cancer?
Some of us like having beer taste and not champagne
Sadly two nights and they can afford to buy a washing machine and a dryer... They make way more then I do...
I like to think I'm cheap, then I look how much money I spend on games lol!
Sparkling waste! Gotta try to ditch the sweet altogether
I have a sugar daddy. But we split the cheques. And we don't have sex... I have an older male friend who I kinda wish was my dad.
Probably. As much as I hate large aspects of the low-sugar diet fad crap, anyone interested in positively affecting their sugar intake...
...should really just be using some of the alternative sugar options that are a bit more natural that they offer. Agave syrup is ok.
Dolla store daddy of sorts
High fructose corn syrup daddies.
El Papa de Stevia!
Willing to accept
I'm not trophy wife material, I'm a participation ribbon!
I thought it’s called Subway Sweetheart?
Sugar daddy is the opposite though. It's prostitution.
Being a sugar daddy is just a nice way of saying you have a prostitute on call.
I could use a Taco Bell and Target daddy.
Hmmm. 1000e and I'd do it.
This sheds a whole new light onto taking her to Taco Bell after having a fight.
man, splenda cost more than regular sugar.
Are we talking dollar store cheap? Or target cheap? Cause target is amazing
Never heard of that one but I enjoy all types except for diet.
Making it mist
I'm not sure of the details of blood sugar, but it's worth noting that Splenda contains plenty of dextrose, which is sugar.
Look when people say they make it rain, I laugh, and I say I make it storm.
i like really cheap stuff. like dick
Well you’re in luck, because I’m fine with Taco Bell.
When was becoming a sugar baby a goal? I would never understand women.
I'm into ankles, if they're nice ones. Maybe we could make this work.
That’d be called dating then lmao!!! ????
I took a girl to a matinee and then we got street shwarma. She better feel spoiled
That's the gender nuetral term.
Sometimes, I like getting a bowl at Chipotle, AND a burrito to reheat the next day. Is that pushing it?
Just gotta go for those trailer park girls. "I'll take you anywhere you want for dinner." "Ooo, Olive Garden."
Nothing cheap about those hobbies, haha... I like where your heads at though.
Are we talking AAA new releases or Indy games on Steam Sales?
i like pizza and fuzzy socks is that too high maintenance
Requires a bit of headspace to wean myself off! Gone from 6x 2l bottles a week to 1 2l bottle of sugar-free! Slowly slowly...
indy games on steam sales it is!
Nah that's just a person that'll give you a very cheap blowjob.
I hope you like Little Caesars...
i like all things cheesy
Imgur is so messed up... I'm finally getting notifications from 3-4 days ago. Thank you for the cheese though.