This crab fighting simulator you never knew you wanted.
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They just need better maps. Like stormy beach, skyscraper, Angelina Jolie's crotch.
It really a gamer, but I’m in for that last one.
Did that crab bring a knife to a gunfight?
Crazy how nature do dat
Is this from the same guys who made Ace of Seafood.
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
Come on guy. You could do better than that. Why about Lindsey Lohan.
mess with crabbo get the stabbo
The first rule of Fight Crab is don't talk about Fight Crab
Para-medic! I’ve encountered some kind of cave demon. I... I don’t think I’ll be leaving this place alive!
It's claws could tear a tank apart!
IS THIS AVALABLE IN ENGLISH!?!
Something something weak spot something something massive damage
Crab people. Walk like crab, fight like people.
Ya, why about Lindsay Lohan?
Crab....... broke my knife.
Hopefully there are light sabres, or to avoid copyright laser rapiers.
I think you mean 'CRAB BATTLE!'
Hey what's up guys its cr1tickle here with crab (fuck). crab fighting simulator so lets do this shit.
Is their blood worth $1500 a quart?
I want scorpions
The fucker had a clock and a bag of cocaine. Shit was no joke.
You know you're not crabcore unless you live crabcore.
You're not crabcore unless you live crabcore.
Who is Lindsey Lohan?
Where is Lindsey Lohan?
Why is Lindsey Lohan?
don't forget to attack the weak point for massive damage
Yes, It made the mistake of bringing a knife to a gunfight.
a famous battle which actually took place in ancient japan
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
quick! hit it's weak spot for massive damage!
Tf is that?
*mutters about ancient japan, realism, simething something* GIANT ENEMY CRAB
Its like that one episode of Sabagebu
MY GOD! THOSE CLAWS COULD RIP THOUGH A TANK
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start
RIDDDDDDGGGEEEEE RACERRRRR !
I have wanted this all my life though I only became aware of it just now.
Hehehe WHAT A DUMBASS
Exactly like in Feudal Japan
how... how did you find this unlisted video?
What would Brian Boitano do?
I didn't think I wanted a goat simulator. I was right.
HRRRNG CRAB BATTLE
Is Rarity a DLC character?
So unrealistic, guns wouldn't be too effective underwater
Looks like Oscar the Grouch throwing used tissues at Elmo, who's carrying a box of dildos. Sesame Street really took a turn for the worse.
Makes me think it was originally meant to be a normal Knight combat thing, but the physics made it feel like it was underwater.
Craaaab battle, craaab battle. Walks like crab, battles like people.
I can do you one better What*
You flip over the giant enemy crab and hit it's weak spot for massive damage.
ITS SOME SORT OF CAVE DEMON!
Lightsabers be better....
Look for the weak spot for massive damage.
But Angelina's crabs are a peaceful race that's been there for years!
It's some kind of cave demon!
Pacific Rim Mod!
I'm not gonna lie, this is great.
Thank you all for knowing that meme and not making me feel unbelievably old
Historically accurate, you need to attack its weak point for massive damage.
If he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two.
LOOKS LIKE ACE OF SEAFOOD IS GETTING THAT SEQUEL BOIZ!
Those claws could rip a tank apart! Jesus christ!
well this is the stuff of nightmares.... awesome!
It's ok, because it used it to attack its weak point for massive damage.
I've always known I wanted this
Killing crabs. In the ocean. Kill it fast. Pain explosion.
Im gunna get this and name myself Jordan Peterson
This kills the crab.
I still don't want it...
I know I don’t want it
*puts monocle and tophat on top* "Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!"
No, the other one made the mistake of bringing a gun to a knifefight
yeah but they cross bred with brad pitt and created genetic abominations
i need it
`Are you OK? ' ' Other than the gut wrenching terror I feel in the pit of my stomach? '
What you did to that sentence, I'll do to your crab.
Flip it over and attack its weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE
This is a unique game concept
For some reason, I've got "$599 US dollars" and "attack it's weak point for massive damage" stuck in my head.
Please tell me they hired Jemaine Clement to do voice acting for the final boss fight.
@op can put in the link 4 it on steam?
*Not really a gamer. Ducking autocratic.
The return of The Macra Terror
Up you go.
Do you get to buy armor that makes you Shiny, like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck?
That's the multiplayer map
The new Dark Souls game is looking good!
I don't know, they look like crab-sized swords to me.
Well fuck me sideways!
Attack its weak point for massive damage.
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
CQC CRAB BATTLE!!!
A japanese I really want to play
Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? thats where I draw the line, CMON masterchief, lets get the fuggoutahere!
youre right, i never knew i wanted it. because i dont want it
I’d play this
But can you attack the weak spot for massive.
Stop saying that!
What is Lindsey Lohan?