Guy puts a giant motor on a small boat.
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I read the title, but that was not the type of giant motor I was expecting, wow
I like how he keeps looking back to check that it's still there "yup, still got a big-ass motor behind me.."
Boat can’t be that small. It seems to carry his big brass cajones just fine.
Willy Wonkas early test run
In the words of Tim "The Tool Time" Taylor "More Power!"
More like "Is it on fire yet? Is it on fire yet?"
Longtail boat. Playback speed up x2.
Ho Lee Phuk!
Agreed. Essentially fake :/ I wanted to believe
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!!
Oh my god this is amazing
And enough black exhaust to be a smoke screen
Looks like an inline 4 cylinder with a turbo running rich....any gear heads here?
I was expecting him to fly off at any moment tbh
How is the front not flying up? Surely he's got some sort of weight on the front
Row, row, row your boat GENTLY down the stream...
Didn’t James Bond do this once? God Bless Roger Moore!
The Tool Man*
“Babe come over” “I can’t. Everything’s flooded” “my parents aren’t home” ...
I saw a boat a bit like that in Thailand though this was as a tourist in the ‘floating market’ so they were behaving themselves.
Oh god thank you!
That need for speed
Pulled from r/interestingasfuck r/wtf and a ton of other subreddits today.
Tool "The Tim Man" Time *
*cojones. "Cajones" means boxes, or cajon's(a percussion instrument)
Captain Jack Sparrow music in the background
I love that he had a plan to stand up and right away was like eeehhh.. not gonna happen. New plan. Look like a badass
Thats what she said
He needs to tune that fucking engine. The black smoke is unreal
Is that a fucking turbo too! Jesus!
How good is with sub par OHS laws
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen...
"Come over" "I can't you're down river" "my parents aren't home"
Ends too soon!
Guy puts sr20 on a long boat
looks like he is being chased by a black ominous cloud
[rough grunting noises]
Jeremy Clarkson, is that you?
Small Diesel turbo. The black smoke is a tell tale sign.
the fucking worst
He looks like he’s running away from something but I don’t know what. Could be hippos, drug lords or just the general state of living
*video. There is no such thing as a gif with audio.
if i could think of something funny that was related to your comment and the post, i bet i'd get a lot of upbotes
The soldier awoke before dawn, he put his boots on, and he, and then he...
that is without a doubt fucking nuts
Get that man some goggles.
Need for Nauts: Cambodia Driftwood
hes gotta be going at least 20mph
LS swap the world!
He's got to be going at least 12.
That sounded like a jet engine
Sounds like he isn't the person controlling the throttle?
This is so bad ass
Give this man some money and some years and he'll be on his way to Mars.
That may be, but it's still ridiculously fast when you have a turbo motor straight running a prop at over 5k rpm.
You should see the one with the cummins engine....
I believe it was a turbo diesel V6
You got me at "@sarah doesn't care if it's a repost".
I'd like to see from other perspective
Fast and the Furious - River Drift
Don't why me wrong. Longtail boats are fast. And dangerous. But not as fast as this gif wants you to believe...
God I hate when people call me that
This shit is cartoon shoes crazy
Sounded too smooth to be a diesel engine but you might be right!
Meh. We've been putting big-ass engines in/onto small vehicles for as long as it's been possible...
more like speaks two languages. pretty common in today's world.
(Manly grunting intensifies)
Sum ting wong
For iPhone users only?
You are the real MVP
You must be fun at parties!
Stand by for tedious and hackneyed big balls comment. Oh wait, too late.
Ho Lee Fuk!
...great, I want to play the classic version of Shadow Warrior now...
balls of steel
Next on 1001 ways to die, Meet Jo. A keen fisherman and part-time water drag racer.. what happens next will shock you
Shut up nerd
His girlfriend's parents must not be home
Motor? That's like a jet engine!
I know nothing of boats but logic tells me he has to slow tf down to turn. Also if he hits a wave just right he’s in orbit
AOWH AOWH AOWH!!!
isnt' this really common throughout thailand and the mekong river?
The black/rich and subsequent white GO GO GO GO plume is rather telling.
Or the other way around, whatever, I'm not your mechanic.
RIP that unfiltered turbo
SOUND!!!! would be awesome
I can’t believe it doesn’t tear the boat apart
Was he in a Bond movie?
Looks like some Disney stuff
He is, if I remember right, the throttle control is rotating the steering arm.
the need............. the need for............ SPEED............... someone should tell him that he is in the danger zoooone
Actually the faster a boat is, the better it can turn. Problem is that without a proper sword, that turn may make you do flips.
As best said by piccolo and cell, “NNNNNEEEEERRRRDDDD.”
Do not do that! My sister's father died bc of this. The boat keel turned up and the end took water and the boat sank. He drowned. @OP
gotta be at least 30 speed
If you wanna hear the thing you gotta download it real quick. I had the same problem.
Toyota Supra twin turbo engine
nice smoke... 1.9 tdi
Nah, it's more like "did it explode? Nah. Did it explode? Nah. Did it explode? Nah."
They're usually just an old 4 or 6 cylinder
And decides to polute our enviroment just for his own pleasure.. what a great human being...
The video is speed up, you see it on his movement.
Speed up footage
That is more or less a regular river boat in south east asia.
Ah I thought he was literally lowering/raising the blades
It's both, he can control direction using it like a rudder, but twisting it controls the throttle.
"Wyd?" "Just went fishing" "My parents aren't at home" *gif*
guess it just looks like this because the cam has soem crappy fps, you can clearly see the water indicating the speed is legit.
Yeah but he's not twisting it, on any other outboard/tiller you'd be right
Watch it fullscreen and keep a close eye on his right hand when the throttle changes. You can see very slight twists matching the changes.
At the beginning, I suppose you could misconstrue the grabbing as throttle control but the fluttering later on with no movement much less so
Not saying 'hey ur wrong lol' just offering my observations.
GOOD GOD THAT'S LOUD!
Fast and the Furious 12: Vietnamese Drift
This is amazing!
Speed boating down the Mekong? Cheap. Fast. People die.
He doesn't need to twist? The throttle is a toggle switch in his right hand
Wow that engine looks like it's dumping way too much fuel. Looks like the morons who drive modified diesels and smoke out the road
The full video is way better. Shows the guy hanging off the edge of the boat by the rudder handle as he's turning.
So Vladimir will not pass me again today.. mhh
its all fun and games, until he gets a fly into eye X-o
Man with the Golden Gun already did
He keeps looking back like something is chasing him...
Longpress -> open in browser
Fuck you carbon footprint!!!
I wanna see how that ends! Smog alert! It would take 20 mins for the exhaust fumes to dissipate before u could find the guy.
The face of a man who's made a decision...
She’s home along! On my way
He just has an exposed turbo charger? Dude's gonna seize his motor in a day with all the water getting in
This guy go'n die...
that turbo wind down at the end
Reminds me of the Reavership in Serenity.
This guy is young for a reason.
I think he's checking his shill of a turbo to see if it lost its barings
Indian Jim Hawkins.
Yeah! Fuck catalytic converters!
This has been posted, it seems, about 4 or 5 times this week. At least.
Lol, really? Dang it! Thanks.
Yup, that looks like a motor.
And all the manatees came to see.
I think he needs spectacles
so tired of seeing this gif and its not even that old
Guy driving slow boat with sped up footage.
"Ludicrous Speed... GO!"
That sure is a lot smog
“Rua Hang Yao”
... Smoke Screen in 3, 2, 1 *Punch it*