Smooth Move, Bro
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Another quality post by @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
The redneck Bond: Double O LowBridge. Suave dodging; gets the girl.
Ya but it's his sister.
It that an OU hat at the end?
I don't think you're supposed to drive boats under a bridge if the water is that high...
Sliding into her dms like.....
Slide in The DMs like
“Bro we can keep floating...” “NO! I have to get this RIGHT! Turn the boat AROUND!”
Bernard, that was wicked smooth brah. My sister is so gonna let you rail her tonight. Save some fer me brah.
O M E L E T T E D U F R O M A G E
Nice one Brad
You want a handful of pigeon poop? Cause that's how you get a handful of pigeon poop.
Hey pretty mama.
Reeealllyy wished he was gonna eat it somehow. Does that make me an asshole?
Always tap the little imgur notification I get when @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac posts
* A U
Ah, flehmen - for the smell of fresh piss in the morning
This guy fucks
The water seems very high (or the bridge low?) to drive under so nonchalantly.
Bird poop hands.
I would argue a point, but it seems invalid...
Yes, we know. But in the show he says Du.
*Cuts the shit out of his fingers*
Let the young know!!
That move could work on me... and I'm a guy :)))
Do you wanna get beheaded? 'Cause that's how you get beheaded.
Plottwist: she is his sister...
They're good as long as they don't have a bimini... looks like they've been thru there before though
Settle down Steve, you're on a fucking pontoon on the Lake Harris... not a Wake board boat on Lake Havasu.
There it is.
Yet another heartwarming post by...
"When you're short but handsome as fuck."
Yeah had the same thought. They’ve clearly been through before.
Where is this from
Fuck off. You’re commenting this on everything
Plot twist, that's his mom.
I bet his sister was impressed!
I wouldn't want his filthy birdshit covered hand on my shoulder.
Haha! Bro = bridge in Swedish. Perfekt title.
Swiggity-swoo-err n/m. 2015 called. They want their joke back.
And that kids, is how I shagged my sister/your mother...
I am sure his name is chad
looks like redline
That guy must have some amazing buttcheek control to shuffle like that
I really wish this is me. I doubt it though.
Looks like a similar art style but I don't remember this scene from that
I can’t tell if you’re serious or not. He’s grabbing the railing of the escalator behind him (which moves with the escalator) and sliding
Her embarrassment makes it hilarious. You realize off screen she was all like “pls no”
Errr hope this didn’t come off as me sounding like a dick. Just trying to explain the funnies :)
its in reference to an old comment someone else made about it
First bones Gif I've ever seen on here.
I thought she started to laugh
Now check your hands...
Hahaa, even better
A bit, but aren't we all?
Looks like my ex and the ho he cheated on me with.
It's easy to move when you have no ass
Oh, he's eating something later that night
I wonder how many times he wanged his head on that overpass before he finally did it right
Mr. Steal yo girl
While I prefer the Zoeey sibling Emily is damn gorgeous as well.
Another heartwarming post from... ah whatever
That’s a weird way to sit next to your mom.
Smooth as a baby’s asshole, that was.
Is this on lake Lac Du Bonnet?
At least you have the decency to second guess your internet comments. I'm guessing you use your turn signal, too. Keep on keeping on.