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After you burn the finish off...
Some of these are asking for trouble. Also, who the fuck dunk their cookies for more than a second or two anyway? You lazy fucks!
does raising something in a microwave really have an effect?
Except that its likely poisonous.
It wasn't about surface area it was about buoyancy.
It’s not for raising it’s so they can fit both bowls together
You see poison, I see a way to improve my immune system.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense. jesus christ im dumb
xD it’s not really explained to be fair
for some reason i was thinking it was for temperature control
Not gonna lie, I'm jealous of that toilet seat
What doesn't kill you cripples you unrecoverably
A lot of these are actually very stupid
This guy gets it
Because it gets more ass than you?
I think it's to help keep the cookie bits out of the rest of the milk or something.
I’ll throw like 2 cookies into a glass, let them sit for like 20 seconds or so then pull them out with a spoon. Done it since I was little
I like the way you think!
And that's how you learn.
If you love the taste of lead paint off-gassing.
I like my cookies to be complete mush. Also I am Satan
I'm lack toast and tolerant so I don't dunk my cookies in milk.
I like when they're completely mushy. Mmm
Yeah, space was fine, buoyancy wasn’t sufficient.
Pro tip: use a fork to dunk Oreos. YW
Nah, you burn off the paint, then repaint it with heat-resistant paint. I made one a few years back.
Hello satan, I also like mush.
Can I have some lemons?
Fuck off. I let my Oreos float until they're mush
Not exactly rated for the heat, will likely be very dangerous
Nah, doubt its lead. Probably power coat or epoxy based. Still will kill you, just might be a little more comfortable while you die.
People give me shit for it, but once you try it you will never go back.
Dame as you always do. Barber knew and just wanted a show.
Mmmm......cancer and neurological degradation. Best BBQ ever.
Got a bunch in storage going to try this
There were no survivors.
Now its a peep show
Haters gonna hate
Just use a fork for your oreos when you want to dunk them. Shove it right in that tasty creamy center and go to town on the moo juice.
With confidence, maintain eye contact, assert dominance
A friend of mine asked me to redesign the logo. Needless to say, my images were..."too dark for the brand."
Well, it wasn't phones that made them do that.
I think your cat is broken
Who broke the cat?
ONE OF US!
Table boat can’t be real right??? That’s photoshop??
Man, we are talking Russia here probably. Poison is the new vegan.
6 chicken in a draw!
but that's the best part!
I’m curious. What would the fork help with? I thought using a bowl of milk was the alternative.
squirt er up wit sum paint ripper den ligh er up fr guud tree days straigh loda wood and sher be guud ter go
I realized half way through after looking at every picture I said internally, "Well, what ya gonna do?"
And what more could you ask for?
Politicians keep pushing a flat cat tax
5/7 that filing cabinet has paint that you shouldnt be mixing hot fumes and food with
Are you a cat?
Well suck my diddly dango. Some of these are spickity spoo
Use the life-jacket to help that and cuddle for the 45 minute wait to limit warmth loss. Mythbusters
Milky Oreo paste are the best Oreos.
It lets you dunk the entire cookie instead of just one side, without getting your fingers in the milk.
Well there you go. “We” people drink our milk out of glasses, not bowls.
Cause knowledge is power!
I don't even like Oreos but I understand the concept. Stick the fork into the cream. That way you can dunk even when using a small cup
But... the bowl of milk can be used for the cookies and basically be a cookie cereal, but with a spoon.
They would still be in freezing water. They both would’ve died. Mythbusterbusters.
How did you came up with the idea making a smoker out of a file cabinet??
Be sure to post a sob story about your medical condition later on to whore for points.
When you're having a stroke but you gotta finish the comment.
Its "the marine" in nature, they've developed a way to sleep anywhere!! Observe!
I've tried it takes forever
That bubble wrap will save lives.
I’m sure you eat cereal and drink the remaining milk (or whatever other liquid) from said bowls as well.
Or you're a total redneck finally learning to use electronic
Make sure you burn off the paint and repaint it with heat resistant paint first.
I mean, it's not the best for yard decor, but functionality is king
Not if they rigged one to the board, and lay themselves carefully upon it.
I use to sleep standing in formation in the morning.
You can make it food safe by burning the original paint off and using heat resistant paint with a food safe finish.
But one does not simply poor a bowl of milk to dunk them Oreos
Hey! Soldiers can do this, too, ye POG!
If its stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Just open pornhub on your phone
Wood is bouyant. I wouldn't recommend it, as it has a high chance of capsizing, but it is theoretically possible, if you're stupid enough.
The mirror will help in maintaining eye contact
I put the cookie in my mouth and then take a swig of milk at the same time.
That's a marine, civvy. Learn your uniforms, please. Military personnel get really tetchy when you confuse them for being in another branch.
Especially the Marines.
Ok, I'll try to remember but i really don't care about something like that and the military in my country of course uses different uniforms
something can work and still be stupid. only stupid people think otherwise.
I'm sad that you don't have any toast, but I'm glad you're accepting of it.
What kind of shits are you taking that require back support and arm rests?
While they’re dying. Yes, of course.
I'd like to state for the record: "If it's stupid, but it works, then it's still stupid because you're doing it a really stupid way."
I'm sorry are you implying that panicked, dying teenagers DON'T have Les Stroud level instincts?? Because of course they do!
Nope, I was right the first time. A filing cabinet can't bite me.
Cat tax that's not even your cat. :D
Is that you larry the cable guy?
Good thing title applies to none of these as all of these are retarded, unpractical and mostly super dangerous, but cool post!
Dude... I’m pretty sure I’ve heard of venomous gas before. You might need to check a wiki.
Life jackets' relative buoyancy don't matter until they're immersed. Along with the wearers of said jackets.
I don't think the immune system works on paint.
I use a spoon. Let the whole thing submerge, then scoop it up with a bit of milk in the spoon
I go one step further and leave one cookie at the bottom of the glass so it's mushy milkshake milk when I'm done
If it was Russian there would be more potatoes than chicken.
Do you really think they took the old paint off and refinished it...
Just soak it in wood first.
Then you're the reason they need those.
Call a bondulance!
Mini Oreo cereal™️©️®️ Million dollar idea right there
This is some clever engineering
I dunk it until it stops bubbling. Best way
Sker der up n dr er ter get mer ter ber ger
As someone who waits for their cereal to get soggy, we should hang out.
Like the other guy said, learn the uniforms. Like every single country’s uniform and every branch otherwise you’re a moron /s
There is always a way, you must erase your thoughts and the path will be clear.
You spell “hood” funny
There's lots of stuff that 'works' but that is also fucking stupid as shit.
As a Oreo forker: I like your thinking! I might try that instead :D
Mmmm I love the zesty zip of chemicals in my chicken.
LOL DOUBT IT
absolutely not lol
Not everyone has your minimal level of intelligence. :V
You're not wrong, but thats not what happened here.
You know that for a fact?
LOL... I'm a biochem major and medical student... I worked in emergency medicine and trust me people are dumb. Not me though. me smart
You can have a PhD and still be dumb, dude.
based on the set up, the rusty shed, the beer on the ground... i find it highly unlikely they went to that length
Sweet, simple Marines. We Sailors learned to carry Camelbaks everywhere - the perfect compact pillow keeps you hydrated, too.
If you could find me one dumb person with a PhD in biochemistry i'd be impressed.
It's somewhere to place his phone while charging. Otherwise it would be dangling and gravity/weight would unplug the phone.
Pair of magnets, one outside of glass, one with a little holder inside of glass. For dunking cookies in milk without getting fingers wet.
You're associating book smarts with common sense and the like. That's your problem.
You're confusing the words smart and wise. Being smart is about being knowledgeable, not necessarily sensibility; therein beholds wisdom.
Cookies must be all mush, the only crunch coming from the chocolate chips. Fucking delicious
Nah. You can be book smart, but not smart in any other way. For example: my wife's ex-doctor. Brilliant with medicine at times. Didn't even
listen to the fact that steroids make her ill and that she's allergic to NSAIDS. Put her in the hospital on the insistent she'd be fine with
a prescription for a steroid and ibuprofen. I'd call him dumb.
Clearly the guy is a terrible doctor and not very smart. Thats not a very good example lol
I mean he did some otherwise very good things for her, but in other ways he was... Very dumb. I feel I made my point, though. :V You can be
very book smart, but get very ahead of yourself and end up being dumb because you're rash.
You say that like you know me lol. How is my believing this person MOST LIKELY didn't paint strip, burn out, and repaint [1/2]
the inside of the filing cabinet grounds for you to call me a) dumb and b) rash? You're pretty quick to judge there keyboard warrior...[2/2]
If you stop, you're just the guy that got caught. Keep going, then they'll be gay for watching.
I'd take that apron and tape to it a picture of some guys hands fapping...
I’m simple okay? :(
It was to stop the diddling! lol
Pfft, I put the cookie in my mouth then drink milk.
Thank you for your survice
With an audiance
Ok what dumbass hates the cookie bits floating around in the milk?
That took me way longer than it should have for the bell to go off
What? I can't hear you over this high pitched squealing!
If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid. It just happens to work also.
Northern Minnesota, northern Wisconsin, or a yooper
No no no. It can work and be stupid.
The phone being charged in the shoe is stupid because you could just set the phone on the box.
Quick. Someone build a woke meme
More internet than anything. I also just kinda enjoy making my own things.